"You know in Pakistan and India, Burnley is highly respected as a wannabe destination especially because of the climate.

It's because a butter based oil diet and a moist cold climate produces the best catarrh.

It's starts as gee, does the intake and then the gnu starts and the chhhnnnnnnah...gn gn chn... Aaaaaaaaach, kmer kner.

In a culture based around meditation and nothing, it's something to chew on, on an individual and collective basis and accordingly, it's quite a...gne...kne...er gn treasured individual attainment is a clagged kne throat and it keeps the humility to the humidity just like back home.

Similarly, Buddhism has flourished in the area, further north."

Pstotto, do you know that the lockdown rules have changed and you can get out a bit more?

"Anybody who's unpicked a golf ball and seen it let fly after its plastic coating is off, might also understand how golf started in Scotland, according to a similar perhaps even more extremely catarrh positive climate added to a bit of nit picking..."

It's lunch, Billy...

Pstotto, well it's certainly given you food for thought.

Yeah, Billy.

Anyway, I don't live there no more, I'm in good voice.

Poor Scotland, scotchs eggs nowt and boredom... fish bits and clag maybe for the next new sport invention, up there?

Wasn't staring at a kettle in Scotland, the kernel of the idea that started the industrial revolution and powered transport and stuff like GNE Rail ('kmer nge chhhhcnck ngchkne')?

Who are you quoting?

On second thoughts no, air guns are legal.

Inchy, something I overheard on a bus.