Caption Competition

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Caption Competition

Post by HunterST_BFC » Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:20 am

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"you're doing fine Boris"
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by timshorts » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:36 am

What do you mean I'm going to be transferred to longleat? I asked to go to Barnard Castle.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by kentonclaret » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:41 am

How many more times do I need to explain the 2 metres rule?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Joe Buck » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:00 am

You’re right that is the answer to the chess puzzle

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by kentonclaret » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:26 am

What do you mean a nation of lions led by a donkey?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by bobinho » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:53 am

Are you SURE that’s only a finger?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Hibsclaret » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:07 am

I’m sorry my old mate #BLM only applies to Black Bears...

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Claretitus » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:37 am

" Look Bungle, I've told you, you can't pay on the gate. It's Watford, behind closed doors".

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:44 am

"They're doing what to my statue?"

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:45 am

Do I do what in the woods ?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:26 am

"I only wear this costume because I'm scared of being arrested for being a white middle aged heterosexual male"

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by conyoviejo » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:13 pm

Get your finger from up my @rse you pervert.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bosscat » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm

No I will not tell you what Zippy did to George .... its a secret

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm

Yes that pink Hippo did hit me with his handbag again.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Carnsmerry12 » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:44 pm

I know it was a shock for you, he was not supposed to be near any woods.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by CombatClaret » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:49 pm

Government accused of scraping the barrel with latest PPE procurement.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by kentonclaret » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:51 am

What do you mean it's a bear faced lie?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by evensteadiereddie » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:58 am

Now look here, son, I know the education system is discriminating against lads like you but there's nowt I can do about it.............

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:32 am

But Geoffrey, its not my fault.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:35 am

'Sorry old chum, but Burnley already have a mascot - and it's a bee!'

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Darthlaw » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:53 am

I know the Venkys are rich Bungle, but they've asked if you and all the other muppets dont ask for a refund as the club needs need the money.

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