Caption Competition

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:20 am

"you're doing fine Boris"

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:36 am

What do you mean I'm going to be transferred to longleat? I asked to go to Barnard Castle.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:41 am

How many more times do I need to explain the 2 metres rule?

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:00 am

You’re right that is the answer to the chess puzzle

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:26 am

What do you mean a nation of lions led by a donkey?

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:53 am

Are you SURE that’s only a finger?

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:07 am

I’m sorry my old mate #BLM only applies to Black Bears...

Claretitus · Post by **Claretitus** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:37 am

" Look Bungle, I've told you, you can't pay on the gate. It's Watford, behind closed doors".

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:44 am

"They're doing what to my statue?"

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:45 am

Do I do what in the woods ?

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:26 am

"I only wear this costume because I'm scared of being arrested for being a white middle aged heterosexual male"

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:13 pm

Get your finger from up my @rse you pervert.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm

No I will not tell you what Zippy did to George .... its a secret

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:16 pm

Yes that pink Hippo did hit me with his handbag again.

Carnsmerry12 · Post by **Carnsmerry12** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:44 pm

I know it was a shock for you, he was not supposed to be near any woods.

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:49 pm

Government accused of scraping the barrel with latest PPE procurement.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:51 am

What do you mean it's a bear faced lie?

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:58 am

Now look here, son, I know the education system is discriminating against lads like you but there's nowt I can do about it.............

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:32 am

But Geoffrey, its not my fault.

Jane needs to close the door when she is in the shower

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:35 am

'Sorry old chum, but Burnley already have a mascot - and it's a bee!'

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:53 am

I know the Venkys are rich Bungle, but they've asked if you and all the other muppets dont ask for a refund as the club needs need the money.