Caption Competition
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Caption Competition
"you're doing fine Boris"
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What do you mean I'm going to be transferred to longleat? I asked to go to Barnard Castle.
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How many more times do I need to explain the 2 metres rule?
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You’re right that is the answer to the chess puzzle
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What do you mean a nation of lions led by a donkey?
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Are you SURE that’s only a finger?
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I’m sorry my old mate #BLM only applies to Black Bears...
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" Look Bungle, I've told you, you can't pay on the gate. It's Watford, behind closed doors".
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"They're doing what to my statue?"
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Do I do what in the woods ?
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"I only wear this costume because I'm scared of being arrested for being a white middle aged heterosexual male"
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Get your finger from up my @rse you pervert.
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No I will not tell you what Zippy did to George .... its a secret
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Yes that pink Hippo did hit me with his handbag again.
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I know it was a shock for you, he was not supposed to be near any woods.
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Government accused of scraping the barrel with latest PPE procurement.
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What do you mean it's a bear faced lie?
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Now look here, son, I know the education system is discriminating against lads like you but there's nowt I can do about it.............
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But Geoffrey, its not my fault.
Jane needs to close the door when she is in the shower
Jane needs to close the door when she is in the shower
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'Sorry old chum, but Burnley already have a mascot - and it's a bee!'
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I know the Venkys are rich Bungle, but they've asked if you and all the other muppets dont ask for a refund as the club needs need the money.