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Mrs Pieters

Post by Stalbansclaret » Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:41 am

Popped out to buy my morning coffee at my favourite cafe, picked up the Super Soaraway Sun and there she is on p3
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Gordaleman » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:01 am

The fact that you bought The Sun, says it all. ;)
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:02 am

I wouldn't even touch that rag with my hands, let alone turn inside it.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by fidelcastro » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:04 am

Gutter rag.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:06 am

She could do with a good meal !!!! :D

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:09 am

ClaretTony wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:02 am
I wouldn't even touch that rag with my hands, let alone turn inside it.
And what about the paper?
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Rileybobs » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:09 am

ClaretTony wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:02 am
I wouldn't even touch that rag with my hands, let alone turn inside it.
I know you’re a bit of a player Tony but she’s not that bad.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by NewClaret » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:10 am

Bet Erik fills her up... ;)

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by gandhisflipflop » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:13 am

fidelcastro wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:04 am
Gutter rag.
Agreed, file under the guardian and daily express.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:15 am

Fancy eating your chips off Mrs Pieters Chest... nows your chance 😁

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Dinks » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:22 am

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:15 am
Fancy eating your chips off Mrs Pieters Chest... nows your chance 😁
More fat on a chip than that bonebag.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by bfcjg » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:32 am

If she cant afford a jumper and skirt with the money her husband is on then there is something wrong.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:41 am

Funkydrummer wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:06 am
She could do with a good meal !!!! :D
Frikandel?

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:44 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:41 am
Frikandel?
She might prefer 'Cevapi' as she is Bosnian 😉
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:46 am

Mr Pieters isn't though, and he'll be serving. ;)

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:53 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:46 am
Mr Pieters isn't though, and he'll be serving. ;)
A juicy Frikandel (or Cevapi) between two baps huh

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:59 am

gandhisflipflop wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:13 am
Agreed, file under the guardian and daily express.
I hope you are not seriously comparing the disgraceful publication in question alongside any other
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Stalbansclaret » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:15 am

Gordaleman wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:01 am
The fact that you bought The Sun, says it all. ;)
Jeeez.... I didn’t. It was on the counter of the cafe and I browsed it whilst my brew was being made. But anyway it gave you , and others evidently, the chance to feel superior to me, whilst ignoring a light-hearted post, so at least I enhanced your days.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:34 am

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:15 am
Jeeez.... I didn’t. It was on the counter of the cafe and I browsed it whilst my brew was being made. But anyway it gave you , and others evidently, the chance to feel superior to me, whilst ignoring a light-hearted post, so at least I enhanced your days.
Like you Stalbans I hold my hand up to reading "The Currant Bun" if its the only paper available whilst sat waiting for stuff car service, hair cut, cafe etc etc but I wouldn't waste money on that "so called" newspaper either.....

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by gandhisflipflop » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:46 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:59 am
I hope you are not seriously comparing the disgraceful publication in question alongside any other

It was a light hearted comment Tony. I believe most of the publications create trouble and few don't even attempt to hide it.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:50 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:15 am
Jeeez.... I didn’t. It was on the counter of the cafe and I browsed it whilst my brew was being made. But anyway it gave you , and others evidently, the chance to feel superior to me, whilst ignoring a light-hearted post, so at least I enhanced your days.
I love how 'sausage' liked it.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:50 pm

Strange so many people have read that John Sadler report on that night at the Baseball Ground, wouldn't they refuse considering the rag it is in.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:51 pm

gandhisflipflop wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:46 pm
It was a light hearted comment Tony. I believe most of the publications create trouble and few don't even attempt to hide it.
They might well do but no other publication is anywhere near the gutter this one is in

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Gordaleman » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:56 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:15 am
Jeeez.... I didn’t. It was on the counter of the cafe and I browsed it whilst my brew was being made. But anyway it gave you , and others evidently, the chance to feel superior to me, whilst ignoring a light-hearted post, so at least I enhanced your days.
Then you really should have noticed that my comment was a light hearted response. After all, I did put a winking smiley at the end. :D

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by fatboy47 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:09 pm

That's not the kind of top-drawer minge I'd be looking for if I was playing Prem football.

Scrawny, the rack is a bit droopy, nothing around the hind quarters to really get a grip of, and looks as miserable as a robber's dog.
Don't put your arse up for the punters.. Whether it's in the Sun or one of the bog-standard w*nk mags, unless its in top nick.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:10 pm

fatboy47 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:09 pm
That's not the kind of top-drawer minge I'd be looking for if I was playing Prem football.

Scrawny, the rack is a bit droopy, nothing around the hind quarters to really get a grip of, and looks as miserable as a robber's dog.
Don't put your arse up for the punters.. Whether it's in the Sun or one of the bog-standard w*nk mags, unless its in top nick.
Judge, I'd like to talk to my client.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by MACCA » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:14 pm

fatboy47 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:09 pm
That's not the kind of top-drawer minge I'd be looking for if I was playing Prem football.

Scrawny, the rack is a bit droopy, nothing around the hind quarters to really get a grip of, and looks as miserable as a robber's dog.
Don't put your arse up for the punters.. Whether it's in the Sun or one of the bog-standard w*nk mags, unless its in top nick.
So is she your cup of tea or not, you're being a bit vague...
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:17 pm

fatboy47 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:09 pm
That's not the kind of top-drawer minge I'd be looking for if I was playing Prem football.

Scrawny, the rack is a bit droopy, nothing around the hind quarters to really get a grip of, and looks as miserable as a robber's dog.
Don't put your arse up for the punters.. Whether it's in the Sun or one of the bog-standard w*nk mags, unless its in top nick.
Personally I don't think slagging some other blokes wife off is very nice...

I am sure Erik wouldn't have much to say about your choice of feminine company but hey ho 😁

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Rowls » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:18 pm

Bizarre how many people seem to think this lady is a "bonebag" or "scrawny".

She's evidently a very fit and healthy weight. If these misconceptions are so widespread perhaps that one reason why coronovirus hit the UK so hard?
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Stalbansclaret » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:20 pm

Gordaleman wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:56 pm
Then you really should have noticed that my comment was a light hearted response. After all, I did put a winking smiley at the end. :D
In which case I apologise....my eyesight (not affected by gazing too much on Mrs Pieters , honest) is not good enough to pick up emoji subtlety
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by IanMcL » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:23 pm

She looks very nice to me.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:23 pm

Gordaleman wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:56 pm
put a winking smiley at the end. :D
Did a double take there was wondering where uou would find a w*nking smiley for a minute GD 😁
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:24 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:23 pm
Did a double take there was wondering where uou would find a w*nking smiley for a minute GD 😁
I think they are always smiling.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by pushpinpussy » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:26 pm

a lot of jealousy on here again. She's bloody stunning.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:29 pm

Jealousy is the one word I wouldn't use to describe the thread. Banter, sure.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by karatekid » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:33 pm

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours goods.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:36 pm

She would be ok if she had some hips,but she hasnt,its a no from me.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:38 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:36 pm
She would be ok if she had some hips,but she hasnt,its a no from me.
I'm not at all picturing you in a Dragon's Den setting, but with a suit and tie.. cigar in mouth, sat back. And she walks in.

"I'm out".
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:46 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:38 pm
I'm not at all picturing you in a Dragon's Den setting, but with a suit and tie.. cigar in mouth, sat back. And she walks in.

"I'm out".
I can picture Steve as a lot of things but 'suit and tie'
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Frank you should take up comedy 😉

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Gordaleman » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:47 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:23 pm
Did a double take there was wondering where uou would find a w*nking smiley for a minute GD 😁
I'll be smiling on August 1st. Matt Hancock has just said 'Shielding' for at risk people will end then. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:48 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:46 pm
I can picture Steve as a lot of things but 'suit and tie'
🤣🤣🤣

Frank you should take up comedy 😉
I love how you zoned in on him wearing a shirt and tie, but not about him rejecting those breasts.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by expoultryboy » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:50 pm

She's a lucky woman , her husband got a hard tackle and never picks anyone up ( i was going to mention always arriving late and finishing with a hard shot but I thought that was a bit much ) .

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:54 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:48 pm
I love how you zoned in on him wearing a shirt and tie, but not about him rejecting those breasts.
Spaniel's ears.
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:55 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:54 pm
Spaniel's ears.
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:58 pm

Housewives of Cheshire proper woman on the left meaty big & bouncy
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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:59 pm

I'm in Frank :lol:

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:59 pm

I bet you don't get many of those to the pound.

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Steve1956 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 6:03 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:59 pm
I bet you don't get many of those to the pound.
Look at the hips though....magnificent :D

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Re: Mrs Pieters

Post by Aclaret » Mon Jun 22, 2020 6:14 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:09 am
And what about the paper?
Good one Frank😂

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