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Alan Pardew

Post by giveusaB » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:25 pm

Just been reading Alan Pardew’s 8 year contract at Newcastle ends today.Thats 5 years after he left the club.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Rowls » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:26 pm

Good investment.
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Vino blanco » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:26 pm

Perfect timing for taking over next week when Dyche goes.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by ElectroClaret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:31 pm

Nooooooooooo!

God no. :(

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by LeadBelly » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:14 pm

"wouldve ended today" is more like it. Presumably he got a year or two pay off to enable him to take the other jobs hes done.

Still bloomin' hilarious though, not one of Ashley's greatest decisions.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by ClaretTony » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:16 pm

LeadBelly wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:14 pm
"wouldve ended today" is more like it. Presumably he got a year or two pay off to enable him to take the other jobs hes done.

Still bloomin' hilarious though, not one of Ashley's greatest decisions.
Think they’ve still been paying him

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by aggi » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:26 pm

He's most recently been at Den Haag where they did a big banner of him and Powell as Ghostbusters (I'm not quite sure why)

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However, as may be expected it all went wrong there with notable highlights being a group of fans gatecrashing training and giving them some tactical advice.

They were in the relegation zone when the season was cancelled with no relegation and there were rumours that Pardew earned a €100k staying up bonus due to this (although he denies it). Unsurprisingly they've opted not to renew his contract.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:28 pm

aggi wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:26 pm
He's most recently been at Den Haag where they did a big banner of him and Powell as Ghostbusters (I'm not quite sure why)

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However, as may be expected it all went wrong there with notable highlights being a group of fans gatecrashing training and giving them some tactical advice.

They were in the relegation zone when the season was cancelled with no relegation and there were rumours that Pardew earned a €100k staying up bonus due to this (although he denies it). Unsurprisingly they've opted not to renew his contract.

Think I read an article a bit back about Pardew getting the club out of the slime so they became the ghostbusters

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by BennyD » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:03 pm

The guy to the right of the ghost looks like George Floyd.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by IanMcL » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:55 pm

Perhaps his contract said he would be paid until he took up another role in the prem or Football League...so he went abroad.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Nonayforever » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:10 pm

The story I heard about the length of Pardew's contract was that it would take him 8 years to pay off his gambling debts to Ashley. They are reputably extremely heavy gamblers.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by timshorts » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:14 pm

It was a decent decision by fat Mike as it turned out. If you remember, crystal Palace paid Newcastle 5 million pounds (I think it was) to get him released from his Newcastle contract.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by welsbyswife » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:55 pm

For a manager who has had such success I'm always amazed how Alan has managed to remain so modest.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:58 pm

BennyD wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:03 pm
The guy to the right of the ghost looks like George Floyd.
Racist
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:00 pm

welsbyswife wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:55 pm
For a manager who has had such success I'm always amazed how Alan has managed to remain so modest.

8-)
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by NewClaret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:01 pm

Imagine that. What a brilliant situation to be in!

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by welsbyswife » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:01 pm

😂🤣😂🤣

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by ksrclaret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:04 pm

I find Alan Pardew to be the ultimate sleaze.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by BennyD » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:17 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:58 pm
Racist
I hope you are being sarcastic. If not, you need butt f*cking with a rag mans trumpet.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:19 pm

BennyD wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:17 pm
I hope you are being sarcastic. If not, you need butt f*cking with a rag mans trumpet.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Woodleyclaret » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:26 am

Hes the new Souness.He was also paid for several years after leaving a club
Pardew has balls the size of Brazil
How on Earth does this chancer get any club to think hes a manager?
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Commy » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:21 pm

Didn't he once say he wouldn't manage us? Bet he'd jump at the chance now.

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by kentonclaret » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:33 pm

I recall him being a guest pundit during a Live match on Sky suggesting that Burnley didn't really have the facilities to be a PL club commenting on how small the away teams dressing room was.

Couldn't envisage him taking a big step down to manage Burnley.

The away dressing room was probably too small for his head to fit in. :lol:

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:11 pm

please delete this thread, I break out in a cold sweat anytime I see his name mentioned anywhere near anything Burnley !
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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Bosscat » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:37 pm

BennyD wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:17 pm
I hope you are being sarcastic. If not, you need butt f*cking with a rag mans trumpet.
You sound like your talking from experience Benny lad 🤣

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by Clarets4me » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:40 pm

No !

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Re: Alan Pardew

Post by tiger76 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm

Commy wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:21 pm
Didn't he once say he wouldn't manage us? Bet he'd jump at the chance now.
He can jump as much as wishes, surely our board aren't that daft, his record is average at best, and he brings too much baggage for my liking. Just check out his Wiki page for confirmation of that.

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