Tarkowski

This Forum is the main messageboard to discuss all things Claret and Blue and beyond
Post Reply
FactualFrank
Posts: 25445
Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:46 am
Been Liked: 6930 times
Has Liked: 11660 times
Location: Leeds

Tarkowski

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm

I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.

tark-smaller.gif
tark-smaller.gif (1.94 MiB) Viewed 3830 times

Darthlaw
Posts: 3060
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:08 pm
Been Liked: 1177 times
Has Liked: 414 times
Location: Death Star, Dark Side Row S Seat 666

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Darthlaw » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:54 pm

Someone has to shithouse on behalf of Ashley.

The smirk after made it all the sweeter.

huw.Y.WattfromWare
Posts: 3393
Joined: Fri May 08, 2020 7:04 pm
Been Liked: 1004 times
Has Liked: 905 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pm

The live version was better than the gif. It was so much longer, brilliant wind up.

FactualFrank
Posts: 25445
Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:46 am
Been Liked: 6930 times
Has Liked: 11660 times
Location: Leeds

Re: Tarkowski

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:01 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pm
The live version was better than the gif. It was so much longer, brilliant wind up.
I know, but I had to cut it short due to the 2MB upload limit.
This user liked this post: huw.Y.WattfromWare

Rowls
Posts: 13163
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:00 pm
Been Liked: 5065 times
Has Liked: 5124 times
Location: Montpellier, France

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Rowls » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:02 pm

Tarks has got form here.

Barnes is an in-yer-face kind of S-house.

But Tarks is a WUM master.

huw.Y.WattfromWare
Posts: 3393
Joined: Fri May 08, 2020 7:04 pm
Been Liked: 1004 times
Has Liked: 905 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:09 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:01 pm
I know, but I had to cut it short due to the 2MB upload limit.
Not knocking you, Frank. I love it, my comment was for those not fortunate enough to have seen it all.

Vegas Claret
Posts: 30275
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:00 am
Been Liked: 10917 times
Has Liked: 5594 times
Location: clue is in the title

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:35 pm

he's a proper troll
Attachments
Screenshot 2020-06-30 at 8.34.25 AM.png
Screenshot 2020-06-30 at 8.34.25 AM.png (437.39 KiB) Viewed 3537 times

Bosscat
Posts: 25362
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:51 am
Been Liked: 8427 times
Has Liked: 18096 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:37 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm
I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.


tark-smaller.gif
Zaha definitely look like he had been on the white powder 🤣🤣🤣
This user liked this post: FactualFrank

Sutton-Claret
Posts: 1420
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:55 pm
Been Liked: 378 times
Has Liked: 164 times
Location: York

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Sutton-Claret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:44 pm

I wish Brownhill would sort his hairdo out......

wilks_bfc
Posts: 11410
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:33 pm
Been Liked: 3170 times
Has Liked: 1848 times
Contact:

Re: Tarkowski

Post by wilks_bfc » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:46 pm

Sutton-Claret wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:44 pm
I wish Brownhill would sort his hairdo out......
Well he is Jeff's replacement

BenWickes
Posts: 2000
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:27 pm
Been Liked: 645 times
Has Liked: 470 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by BenWickes » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:47 pm

Saw him the other year, against Arsenal I think and he was looking in the opposition physio's bag, looked over to the bench, shrugged his shoulders and smiled. Think he was looking for the'bung' for the referee as the previous game against them they'd scored a dodgy winner.

randomclaret2
Posts: 6880
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:04 pm
Been Liked: 2742 times
Has Liked: 4314 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by randomclaret2 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:12 pm

Is there a better English Centre Half than Tarkowski at this moment in time ?

Taffy on the wing
Posts: 4600
Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:41 am
Been Liked: 1020 times
Has Liked: 3163 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Taffy on the wing » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:32 pm

NOPE!

claretandy
Posts: 4751
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:47 pm
Been Liked: 953 times
Has Liked: 238 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by claretandy » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:45 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm
I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.


tark-smaller.gif
Zaha looks like an extra from the Thriller video.

bobinho
Posts: 9248
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:48 pm
Been Liked: 4070 times
Has Liked: 6537 times
Location: Burnley

Re: Tarkowski

Post by bobinho » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:44 pm

randomclaret2 wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:12 pm
Is there a better English Centre Half than Tarkowski at this moment in time ?
No. Unless you're Gareth Southgate, then there will be five or six. :?

Burnley1989
Posts: 7346
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:19 am
Been Liked: 2275 times
Has Liked: 2154 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Burnley1989 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:48 pm

I watched him a few years ago against Leeds in the cup before penalties, he grabbed one of their players arms as he walked by and didn’t let go for about 3-4 seconds. He was fuming but Tarky turned away laughing

Bosscat
Posts: 25362
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:51 am
Been Liked: 8427 times
Has Liked: 18096 times

Re: Zaha

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:50 pm

hqdefault.jpg
hqdefault.jpg (26.28 KiB) Viewed 2407 times
Heres a Bushbaby doing a Zaha impression

joey13
Posts: 7501
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:39 pm
Been Liked: 1767 times
Has Liked: 1230 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by joey13 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:56 pm

Loved this from Tarks

Rumpelstiltskin
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:18 pm
Been Liked: 82 times
Has Liked: 2708 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Rumpelstiltskin » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:10 pm

Mountain of a centre back...Sadly missed when he leaves us.

Iloveyoubrady
Posts: 1845
Joined: Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:30 am
Been Liked: 296 times
Has Liked: 28 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:34 pm

He’s always winding people up... often see him shouting at people he’s just put on the floor. :D

Danieljwaterhouse
Posts: 1009
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:55 pm
Been Liked: 308 times
Has Liked: 350 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Danieljwaterhouse » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:18 am

Big rumours flying around Carrington that Tarks is being lined up to go to United in the summer, with lots of money and Jones coming the other way.

Source: an ex player and a scout

HB Claret
Posts: 639
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:09 am
Been Liked: 171 times
Has Liked: 81 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by HB Claret » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:42 am

“Lots of money and Jones” ..... has to check it wasn’t 1st April lol !

Danieljwaterhouse
Posts: 1009
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:55 pm
Been Liked: 308 times
Has Liked: 350 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Danieljwaterhouse » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:13 am

HB Claret wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:42 am
“Lots of money and Jones” ..... has to check it wasn’t 1st April lol !
Just passing on a rumour, could be legitimate could be codswallop!

Hibsclaret
Posts: 3940
Joined: Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:00 pm
Been Liked: 1233 times
Has Liked: 490 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by Hibsclaret » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:14 am

It wouldn’t surprise me tbh. The problem with having a defence that has among the best number of clean sheets in the prem is that someone bigger will want a piece of the action....doubt the jones bit though

ecc
Posts: 4197
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:08 am
Been Liked: 1394 times
Has Liked: 1272 times

Re: Tarkowski

Post by ecc » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:55 am

Tarky is a big rough horrible nasty Northerner.

Post Reply