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Tarkowski

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm

I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.

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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Darthlaw » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:54 pm

Someone has to shithouse on behalf of Ashley.

The smirk after made it all the sweeter.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pm

The live version was better than the gif. It was so much longer, brilliant wind up.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:01 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pm
 The live version was better than the gif. It was so much longer, brilliant wind up.
I know, but I had to cut it short due to the 2MB upload limit.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Rowls » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:02 pm

Tarks has got form here.

Barnes is an in-yer-face kind of S-house.

But Tarks is a WUM master.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:09 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:01 pm
 I know, but I had to cut it short due to the 2MB upload limit.
Not knocking you, Frank. I love it, my comment was for those not fortunate enough to have seen it all.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:35 pm

he's a proper troll
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:37 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm
 I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.


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Zaha definitely look like he had been on the white powder 🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Sutton-Claret » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:44 pm

I wish Brownhill would sort his hairdo out......
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by wilks_bfc » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:46 pm

Sutton-Claret wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:44 pm
 I wish Brownhill would sort his hairdo out......
Well he is Jeff's replacement
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by BenWickes » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:47 pm

Saw him the other year, against Arsenal I think and he was looking in the opposition physio's bag, looked over to the bench, shrugged his shoulders and smiled. Think he was looking for the'bung' for the referee as the previous game against them they'd scored a dodgy winner.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by randomclaret2 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:12 pm

Is there a better English Centre Half than Tarkowski at this moment in time ?
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Taffy on the wing » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:32 pm

NOPE!
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by claretandy » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:45 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:53 pm
 I hope someone popped Zaha's eyes back in.


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Zaha looks like an extra from the Thriller video.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by bobinho » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:44 pm

randomclaret2 wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:12 pm
 Is there a better English Centre Half than Tarkowski at this moment in time ?
No. Unless you're Gareth Southgate, then there will be five or six. :?
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Burnley1989 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:48 pm

I watched him a few years ago against Leeds in the cup before penalties, he grabbed one of their players arms as he walked by and didn’t let go for about 3-4 seconds. He was fuming but Tarky turned away laughing
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Re: Zaha

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:50 pm

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Re: Tarkowski

Post by joey13 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:56 pm

Loved this from Tarks
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Rumpelstiltskin » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:10 pm

Mountain of a centre back...Sadly missed when he leaves us.
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:34 pm

He’s always winding people up... often see him shouting at people he’s just put on the floor. :D
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Danieljwaterhouse » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:18 am

Big rumours flying around Carrington that Tarks is being lined up to go to United in the summer, with lots of money and Jones coming the other way.

Source: an ex player and a scout
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by HB Claret » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:42 am

“Lots of money and Jones” ..... has to check it wasn’t 1st April lol !
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Danieljwaterhouse » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:13 am

HB Claret wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:42 am
 “Lots of money and Jones” ..... has to check it wasn’t 1st April lol !
Just passing on a rumour, could be legitimate could be codswallop!
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by Hibsclaret » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:14 am

It wouldn’t surprise me tbh. The problem with having a defence that has among the best number of clean sheets in the prem is that someone bigger will want a piece of the action....doubt the jones bit though
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Re: Tarkowski

Post by ecc » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:55 am

Tarky is a big rough horrible nasty Northerner.
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