Alternative Pub Names For These Times

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Alternative Pub Names For These Times

Post by HunterST_BFC » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:51 pm

I'll start you off...

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Post by Claret » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:46 pm

The Cough and Splutter
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Post by Zlatan » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:47 pm

Socially Distance Inn
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Post by bfcjg » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:50 pm

The lieing Boris.
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Post by Rowls » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:53 pm

The King’s Arm’s Length
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Post by chekhov » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:54 pm

The Cross Key Workers.
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Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:59 pm

The Royal Lee Johnson!

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Post by Zlatan » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:02 pm

The Corona

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Post by MACCA » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:03 pm

The wood gender neutral person

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Post by HunterST_BFC » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:05 pm

Oh yes there are some belters in already :lol:

does
Wheezerspoons

count
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Re: Alternative Pub Names For These Times

Post by HunterST_BFC » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:11 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:47 pm
Socially Distance Inn
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by bfcjg » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:19 pm

The Inn on the ward.

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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:23 pm

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Post by chekhov » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:26 pm

The Royal Daesh. (Okay, topical about 3 years ago)

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Post by bfcjg » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:29 pm

The Useless Trump.

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Post by conyoviejo » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:30 pm

The Nobody Inn
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Post by MACCA » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:35 pm

The hand and sanitiser ( shuttle )

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Post by FactualFrank » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:29 pm
The Useless Trump.
Are things that bad?

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Post by Fenwick » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:41 pm

The Stiff of Life

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Post by bfcjg » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:52 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm
Are things that bad?
Apparently one of the conditions is loss of smell Frank. 😀

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:00 pm

The BIG WIDOW
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Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:00 am

The Boot Hill Inn

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Post by RammyClaret61 » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:18 am

The Cough & Cemetery.

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Post by dermotdermot » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:39 am

The Chinese ‘If you want it, here it is, come an get it’ Arms.
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Post by Vegas Claret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:12 am

The Cluster F*ck

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Post by fatboy47 » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:52 am

The Bullsh1t and Bluster.

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Post by Bigbopper » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:07 am

The Brickthrowers Arms

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Post by JohnMac » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:56 am

The Hungry Mice

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Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:57 am

The White Wives Natter
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Post by MACCA » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:20 am

The hand and sanitiser ( shuttle )

The isolation hotel

Tim swobbin ( bobbin )

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Post by CaptJohn » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:32 am

The Facemasked Inn

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Post by LowtonClaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:36 am

The Cough and Cock

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Post by The Enclosure » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:36 am

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Post by tybfc » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:43 am

The Hancock's Half Hour

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Post by what_no_pies » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:45 am

The Red Lying
Black Hart
Bulls Hit
Bored Nelson
The Unwellington
Malts Hovel

And one that didn't need any change...

The Travellers Rest

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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:51 am

tybfc wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:43 am
The Hancock's Half Hour
Some folk revealing their ages here ;)

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Re: Alternative Pub Names For These Times

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:52 am

Pub Landlady on the radio this morning (South Shields)

"Our plans went a bit pear shaped really. People were seeing their friends and they wanted to go over and talk to them which sort of isn't allowed really!"

I'm afraid my pub would be renamed The Utterly Ridiculous.

The whole point of pubs is to socialise. Might as well close the whole lot down because social distancing isn't going anywhere.

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Post by CombatClaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:56 am

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I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

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Post by IanMcL » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:59 am

The 2 by 2


The Inside Out

As It APPens

Germ War Fare

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Post by CombatClaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am

The Barnard & Bullsh1t

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Post by Billy Balfour » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am

The Cemetery

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Post by tybfc » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:06 am

RalphCoatesComb wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:51 am
Some folk revealing their ages here ;)
My grandad told me about it :)

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Post by Gordaleman » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:09 am

FactualFrank wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm
Are things that bad?
Yes Frank, they are.

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Post by Gordaleman » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:11 am

The Covid Free House?
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Post by Healeywoodclaret » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:23 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am
The Cemetery
Proper Happy Chappy you.

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Post by Billy Balfour » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:27 pm

Healeywoodclaret wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:23 pm
Proper Happy Chappy you.
It used to be a pub in Accy. HTH.

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Post by Bosscat » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:29 pm

The Sign O'the Times

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Post by Devils_Advocate » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:29 pm

The Royal Croak

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Post by Zlatan » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:59 pm

Orwell Inn

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Re: Alternative Pub Names For These Times

Post by tim_noone » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:31 pm

The "Shint inn" China Town.

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