You know you're getting old when

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:42 pm

Your son apologises for being in a bad mood "because a Kamikaze Dodo just blew me up" and you haven't a clue what he's talking about?

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:45 pm

That’s what Kamikaze Dodos do. Highly successful in mission accomplishment.

ClaretMov · Post by **ClaretMov** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:12 pm

I know I'm getting old because I can't get off the settee without making a noise

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:18 pm

...and say settee

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:21 pm

ClaretMov wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:12 pm
I know I'm getting old because I can't off the settee without making a noise

You know you're getting old when post something that doesn't make sense because you left out a word

ClaretMov · Post by **ClaretMov** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:34 pm

Firthy wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:21 pm
You know you're getting old when post something that doesn't make sense because you left out a word

Nurse

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:43 pm

You pee ever morning at 6am, but you dont wake up until 7!