Most Painful Thing?

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Inchy » Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:44 pm

lakedistrictclaret wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:39 pm
Did it hit your head?


No, fortunately it wasn’t the first time I’ve had bodily fluid slung my way so had an idea it was coming. I wouldn’t have minded, it’s beats the time I had a full stoma bag thrown at me :lol:

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Somethingfishy » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:11 pm

I once had a big tooth abcess. Decided i needed help and ended up at the Accrington hospital emergency dentist. He numbed it with fluid..cut my gum open and sucked the gunge out. He then gave me a prescription. As i was about to walk out i was in no pain but he stopped me to tell me to go to my dentists. The room was at the end of a long passage leading to the dental reception area. I opened the door and the pain hit me. I've had nothing like it and i hope i never will again. Sheer agony. So bad i was finding it hard to breathe. The corridor seemed miles and when i got to the reception there were looks of horror on the people who were waiting. I must have looked dreadful. I walked out into the main foyer of the hospital and sat down. Either that or I passed out. Five minutes later i was fine again. To make it worse i had no car and was getting the bus back to Burnley..via a walk to Asda to get the prescription. It was a day I won't ever forget.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Bertiebeehead » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:31 pm

Paranoid wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:07 pm
Full blown gout in big toe joint !!
This but in knee as well, thank god for allopurinol.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by The Enclosure » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:41 pm

Being hung drawn and quartered must have made your eyes water a bit.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Bosscat » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:42 pm

Inchy wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:44 pm
No, fortunately it wasn’t the first time I’ve had bodily fluid slung my way so had an idea it was coming. I wouldn’t have minded, it’s beats the time I had a full stoma bag thrown at me :lol:
That must have been a sh*te experience 🤢

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by what_no_pies » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:53 pm

Ingrown toenail. Not the nail or the operation itself, but the local anaesthetic to numb it. Superfine needle so barely felt a thing as it went in - that was followed by what felt like a power washer blasting my nerve endings as they deposited the anaesthetic into my toe. I needed about 5 injections before it was adequately nunbed too.

Honourable mentions for back pain, earache and going sun blind - none of which were especially fun.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by lakedistrictclaret » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:59 pm

what_no_pies wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:53 pm
Ingrown toenail. Not the nail or the operation itself, but the local anaesthetic to numb it. Superfine needle so barely felt a thing as it went in - that was followed by what felt like a power washer blasting my nerve endings as they deposited the anaesthetic into my toe. I needed about 5 injections before it was adequately nunbed too.

Would have been easier just to have had your toe off :D

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Dyched » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:59 pm

Getting one of those tatty old football in your face when I was younger. Y’know the ones, beat up old ball with dirty grey fabric coming through as the leather has fallen off. That hurt.

Once trapped the car door on my finger when I was young. The actually shut and I had to use the handle. Amazingly my finger didn’t break.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Holmeclaret » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:05 pm

Gary Lineker. Agonising pain in the arse.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by IanMcL » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:07 pm

The Enclosure wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:41 pm
Being hung drawn and quartered must have made your eyes water a bit.
Not necessarily . According to Mel Gibson, Sir William Wallace just shouted Freeeedommm!

So perhaps that can be a joyous release?
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by tim_noone » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:42 pm

The Enclosure wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:41 pm
Being hung drawn and quartered must have made your eyes water a bit.
Clarets4me Was just well Hung I heard 8-)

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Volvoclaret » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:57 pm

BFC 0 Wimbledon 1 that was real pain.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Dressinggown » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:37 am

Failed anaesthetic during multiple dental proceedures.

Badly broken arm manipulated back in place by student nurses. Repeated again a fortnight later as the bones were a mile off joining.

Dislocated shoulder, rips all the surrounding bits.

KIDNEY STONES. You are now entering into the realms of serious pain. The male equivacal of childbith. Hell's Bells, the initial diagnosis / treatment is incredibly invasive. I underwent surgery which revealed that I already had passed the stones. Bonus.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:15 am

Gallstones stung a bit, almost comparable to the first half against Villa.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Woodleyclaret » Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:51 am

The thought of Dirty Leeds getting promoted

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:19 am

Chobulous wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:24 pm
If you feel you are going to sneeze, touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue. This should stop you from sneezing.
Gen buzz no ****???

Never knew that!

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Hipper » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:23 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 12:11 pm
Todger in zip...
It's worse trying to 'unzip' it.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Zlatan » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:34 pm

Dressinggown wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:37 am
Failed anaesthetic during multiple dental proceedures.
Wus... I went through a phase of hating needles so I had 3 fillings without anaesthetic - it’s not as bad as you’d think, and it’s over much quicker too.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Zlatan » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:35 pm

Hipper wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:23 am
It's worse trying to 'unzip' it.
We’ve got a bleeder...”

https://youtu.be/Sj_A7OZz8TI

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by BennyD » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:46 pm

Leeds getting promoted to the Prem

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by BennyD » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:51 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:34 pm
Wus... I went through a phase of hating needles so I had 3 fillings without anaesthetic - it’s not as bad as you’d think, and it’s over much quicker too.
I had a tooth extraction with a failed anaesthetic, which is something I really wouldn’t want to experience again. Tbh, I wouldn’t even inflict that on eversheddyeddie or even a Bast4rds fan.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by JohnMac » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:52 pm

The banner scrolling along the bottom of the Sky Sports Channels...

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by prettygreenclaret » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:55 pm

Dislocated shoulder. Right one used to pop out regular as a younger man. First time polishing a table, hand slipped off the edge of table sharply and pop. Next time, lying face down in bed, girlfriend slapped me on the back, jumped back quick, pop out again. Hurts like hell, cant stand up straight. Interesting how differently they put it back in to place dependent on how its positioned whilst out of joint. Luckiest I had was on a banana boat in Tunisia. I was sat at the back. Some clown at the front started to rock us all from side to side. Next I knew we are all thrown in to the sea. Force from the splash down knocked my shoulder out again. Boat came back to pick us up and when others heaved me back on to the boat, it popped back into place. Massive relief as didn't fancy a hospital visit out there.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by timshorts » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:30 pm

Those all sound painful, but I just gave neymar a call, and he said that it was nothing compared to being touched by someone while standing in an opponents penalty area.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by BennyD » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:55 pm

timshorts wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:30 pm
Those all sound painful, but I just gave neymar a call, and he said that it was nothing compared to being touched by someone while standing in an opponents penalty area.
If it was Jimmy Saville doing the touching, I can see his point.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:56 pm

Sciatica

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Middle-agedClaret » Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:09 pm

I ruptured my cruciate playing squash twenty years or so ago. I hope never to experience anything as painful again.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Gordaleman » Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:23 pm

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it previously, but Shingles takes some beating.

I hurt my back in the 90s and had Sciatica then, but Shingles? Boy that's sooooooo painful.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Dressinggown » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:28 pm

I think that I have tried to wipe the following from my memory.

As a kid I went from the top of Woodplumpton Road (Crown Point) to the bottom where you join the New Road, on a Raleigh Chipper bicycle. It had no brakes.

Hurtling down at speeds I have never matched I hit a bump which ejected me out of the seat and I landed back on the frame between my balls and my arse and eveything was totalled.

I required emergency surgery to repair the damage but this was unfortunately delayed as the Surgeons had to stop laughing before carrying out the procedure.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Martinc265 » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:34 am

Waking up after open heart surgery with a collapsed lung and a chest infection. Pain was indescribable, took a week of intensive care to clear and go to a normal recovery. Been home 2 weeks now, still a terrible memory but at least I am here.
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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:39 am

Martinc265 wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:34 am
Waking up after open heart surgery with a collapsed lung and a chest infection. Pain was indescribable, took a week of intensive care to clear and go to a normal recovery. Been home 2 weeks now, still a terrible memory but at least I am here.
Blimey. Feel better soon.

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:44 am

I had a Covid test today. Just because there’s a bit going around our town. I’ve had 6 retina operations and 3 broken ribs, but let me tell you that woman ramming a swab up your interior nasal passage with chemicals on its end? **** that again. I said some ungentlemanly words. And then she said she had to do the other side too!!! 😳

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by ClaretDiver » Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:43 pm

For me it is a toss up between getting 'stung' by fire coral or kneeling accidentally on a stone fish whilst teaching.....both obviously diving.

The first was hellish painful but the second I guess was worst as I had to continue teaching for 20 minutes whilst literally feeling like my leg was gonna explode! Got back onto the boat and it looked like the elephant mans leg!

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Re: Most Painful Thing?

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jul 18, 2020 2:37 pm

Losing a loved one....nothing else comes close.pain is temporary..grief is for ever

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