What a d*ckarm!

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What a d*ckarm!

Post by Somethingfishy » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:14 pm

Guy who lost his penis to a disease has had a new one grown on his arm. The only problem is because of delays it has been there for 4 years! :D

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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Bosscat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm

Somethingfishy wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:14 pm
 Guy who lost his penis to a disease has had a new one grown on his arm. The only problem is because of delays it has been there for 4 years! :D

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Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead 🤔
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Claret Till I Die » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:53 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
 Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead 🤔
He'd have been blind though then due to the balls covering his eyes...
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:54 pm

Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:53 pm
 He'd have been blind though then due to the balls covering his eyes...
He'd still have his 3rd eye.
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:09 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
 Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead 🤔
Dick Head, he’s a French horse trainer.
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by AfloatinClaret » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:06 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead
40-odd years ago I worked with a chap named Head, whose parents had been stupid/cruel enough to christen Richard; hypocorism was not encouraged in that office.
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Dazzler » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:12 pm

All new meaning to a "forearm smash"
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Bfcboyo » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:35 pm

Can't even cradle his pet chickens.

Very sad.
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:06 pm

Modern science could lend a new explanation to the Pinocchio legend here....
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:05 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
 Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead 🤔
Yeah but he wouldn't have been the first at that, would he.

He'd be at least 100 behind the lads on this forum alone!
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by bfcjg » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:09 pm

After he has grown 99 does he change arms ?
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Re: What a d*ckarm!

Post by Bosscat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:11 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:05 pm
 Yeah but he wouldn't have been the first at that, would he.

He'd be at least 100 behind the lads on this forum alone!
Talking about what you see in the mirror every morning huh 😁
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