Maguire in the mire ?

This Forum is the main messageboard to discuss all things Claret and Blue and beyond
Funkydrummer
Posts: 6671
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:50 pm
Been Liked: 2415 times
Has Liked: 1680 times
Location: Burnley

Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Funkydrummer » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:15 pm


cricketfieldclarets
Posts: 19543
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Been Liked: 7664 times
Has Liked: 10531 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:21 pm

"Contact has been made with Harry''

Sounds like he will be entitled to go down....
This user liked this post: Sutton-Claret

FactualFrank
Posts: 23264
Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:46 am
Been Liked: 6297 times
Has Liked: 10639 times
Location: Leeds

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by FactualFrank » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:22 pm

United say Maguire is "fully co-operating with the Greek authorities" following an "alleged incident"

Talk about a template reply.

BenWickes
Posts: 1217
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:27 pm
Been Liked: 321 times
Has Liked: 317 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by BenWickes » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:40 pm

Makes you glad we have a rounded sensible bunch of players at Burnley.
These 3 users liked this post: k90bfc NewClaret MT03ALG

evensteadiereddie
Posts: 6529
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:45 pm
Been Liked: 2028 times
Has Liked: 5805 times
Location: Staffordshire

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by evensteadiereddie » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:43 pm

Now.

AlargeClaret
Posts: 2140
Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:55 pm
Been Liked: 666 times
Has Liked: 64 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by AlargeClaret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:53 pm

You’d think players and mates going on a jolly might be a bit more discreet where they go as it’s almost inevitable that in a country as Uber corrupt as Greece that something Is gonna go off with some plastic bellend and the police will be on hand to arrest the “ superstar “ . I’m sure Utd will have either flown out or appointed the best money can buy and he’ll be released shortly with a fine and a huge backhander.

Stalbansclaret
Posts: 1354
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:21 am
Been Liked: 1006 times
Has Liked: 1384 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Stalbansclaret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:59 pm

AlargeClaret wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:53 pm
You’d think players and mates going on a jolly might be a bit more discreet where they go as it’s almost inevitable that in a country as Uber corrupt as Greece that something Is gonna go off with some plastic bellend and the police will be on hand to arrest the “ superstar “ . I’m sure Utd will have either flown out or appointed the best money can buy and he’ll be released shortly with a fine and a huge backhander.
Bizarre comment about Greece which is a magnificent place for a holiday. Mykonos is typical footballer/footballers' wives territory admittedly.
This user liked this post: Colburn_Claret

Stalbansclaret
Posts: 1354
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:21 am
Been Liked: 1006 times
Has Liked: 1384 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Stalbansclaret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm

Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.
These 29 users liked this post: Funkydrummer BenWickes ClaretTony ten bellies bfcjg Vintage Claret Vino blanco Claret Till I Die HunterST_BFC Colburn_Claret Claretitus Clarets4me k90bfc Stayingup timshorts NewClaret rob63 MT03ALG Kreuzberg Taffy on the wing longsidepies Bigvince the_magic_rat Jel Sarum Spike GodIsADeeJay81 Frenchclaret 4:20

jojomk1
Posts: 1680
Joined: Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:20 am
Been Liked: 302 times
Has Liked: 177 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by jojomk1 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:31 pm

Lets not all jump to conclusions and hang the guy out to dry before the truth comes out

Said to be just having a quiet cup of tea with his 80 yr old grandma at the local taverna, watching a musical version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs performed by locals

Apparently a lewd remark was made towards Grumpy which caused all seven of them to attack the grandma with Harry trying to come to her rescue. Panic/fighting ensued and the local choir girl, playing Snow White, was greatly upset as she had seen this performance as the first stage to possibly getting an audition on the Greek version of The Voice. Despondent, she left the stage and began necking a full litre bottle of homemade ouzo. She returned minutes later, stripped off her blouse, superglued two empty cornet cones to her chest, and began belting out a version of Madonna's "Like a virgin"

It was unfortunate that right in front of her were a coachload of Tibetan buddhist monks who went into a frenzy. The local hospital declared a state of emergency as all the monks had to admitted. Some had respiratory/heart problems but most were being treated for heavily sprained wrists caused by rapid, repetitive movements

There was also a one legged local man just passing through to the toilets when he was completely taken down by a scything tackle from HM. Harry claimed that in the fracas he was having a panic attack and mistook the guy for Chris Wood drifting past him (yet again) to score a goal

To avoid any further bad publicity the Taverna owner has now changed his place to an Irish bar

A local painter and decorator was brought in to do a new sign but got the wording wrong - it now has a floodlight board proclaiming "Maguire's Barred"

As I said, lets not start rumours before the full facts come out
Last edited by jojomk1 on Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
These 4 users liked this post: ClaretTony basil6345789 Clarets4me MT03ALG

Bosscat
Posts: 10602
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:51 am
Been Liked: 3289 times
Has Liked: 8122 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Bosscat » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:36 pm

jojomk1 wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:31 pm
Lets not all jump to conclusions and hang the guy out to dry before the truth comes out

Probably just having a quiet cup of tea with his wife at the local taverna, when a group of yobs come upon them and started giving them grief about him being a rich so and so before having a go at his wife

Maguire diplomatically takes as much as he can before he cracks, stands up, rips off his shirt to reveal a slightly flabby ten pack, and precedes to knock seven bells out of them with the rest of the taverna clientele cheering him on

As I said, lets not start rumours before the full facts come out
😂😂😂 like it

Vintage Claret
Posts: 1482
Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:03 pm
Been Liked: 651 times
Has Liked: 433 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Vintage Claret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:42 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm
Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.
Was it John Moss who reviewed the footage? :)

bfcjg
Posts: 6462
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:17 pm
Been Liked: 2480 times
Has Liked: 2436 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by bfcjg » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:42 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm
Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.
Brilliant, 😁😁

Stan Tastic
Posts: 793
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:08 am
Been Liked: 349 times
Has Liked: 36 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Stan Tastic » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:46 pm

Make sure you have the sound on for the full effect.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1212512587977515008
These 2 users liked this post: longsidepies Jel

bfcjg
Posts: 6462
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:17 pm
Been Liked: 2480 times
Has Liked: 2436 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by bfcjg » Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:33 pm

He can plead post traumatic stress citing Jay Rods goal against them.
This user liked this post: MT03ALG

superdimitri
Posts: 1776
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:04 pm
Been Liked: 322 times
Has Liked: 253 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by superdimitri » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:00 pm

Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.

basil6345789
Posts: 1631
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:22 pm
Been Liked: 300 times
Has Liked: 1321 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by basil6345789 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:21 pm

The police will be paid-off for an undisclosed fee.

BenWickes
Posts: 1217
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:27 pm
Been Liked: 321 times
Has Liked: 317 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by BenWickes » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:27 pm

With a head like his it's hard to keep a low profile tbh.

tiger76
Posts: 9995
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:43 pm
Been Liked: 1605 times
Has Liked: 3167 times
Location: Glasgow

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by tiger76 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:29 pm

superdimitri wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:00 pm
Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.
Yes he's an overpriced prima donna donkey, with apologies to any donkeys who might be reading. :)

TheFamilyCat
Posts: 6456
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:56 pm
Been Liked: 3207 times
Has Liked: 88 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:32 pm

He was attacked from behind on Wednesday, he tried to defend himself but by the time he'd turned around it was Thursday night and he hit an innocent bystander.
These 6 users liked this post: levraiclaret boatshed bill bobinho MT03ALG GodIsADeeJay81 4:20

Claretitus
Posts: 398
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:39 pm
Been Liked: 103 times
Has Liked: 69 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Claretitus » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:33 pm

superdimitri wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:00 pm
Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.
Exactly. SLABHEAD!!!

MrTopTier
Posts: 1687
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:20 am
Been Liked: 720 times
Has Liked: 556 times
Location: The Moon, Outer Space.

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by MrTopTier » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:39 pm

Glad he’s not the Captain of my club.

Burnley1989
Posts: 2472
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:19 am
Been Liked: 765 times
Has Liked: 882 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:53 pm

If I was to place a bet it would be on some nob head fan of another club going to far with the abuse and his mates reacting. Happens all the time (could be wrong)

MrTopTier
Posts: 1687
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:20 am
Been Liked: 720 times
Has Liked: 556 times
Location: The Moon, Outer Space.

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by MrTopTier » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:56 pm

Burnley1989 wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:53 pm
If I was to place a bet it would be on some nob head fan of another club going to far with the abuse and his mates reacting. Happens all the time (could be wrong)
It is alleged that he has punched a policeman and then tried to bribe his way out of it.

k90bfc
Posts: 336
Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:15 pm
Been Liked: 84 times
Has Liked: 1969 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by k90bfc » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:20 pm

Tne Police stated three foreigners,If that happened over here,the Citys and Towns over here,All would been protesting,In their thousands,feel so sorry for the Police,with this Pandemic.

Stayingup
Posts: 2565
Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:02 pm
Been Liked: 431 times
Has Liked: 841 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Stayingup » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:57 pm

Wonder what VAR verdict will be?

aclaretinstevenage
Posts: 357
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:55 pm
Been Liked: 118 times
Has Liked: 118 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by aclaretinstevenage » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:01 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm
Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.
Brilliant. :D :D
This user liked this post: Leisure

timshorts
Posts: 1140
Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:52 pm
Been Liked: 175 times
Has Liked: 158 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by timshorts » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:28 pm

k90bfc wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:20 pm
Tne Police stated three foreigners,If that happened over here,the Citys and Towns over here,All would been protesting,In their thousands,feel so sorry for the Police,with this Pandemic.
One was laurence maguire, slab heads brother. He seems to have been fairly innocent in all this as he was back in preseason training today. There was a sister there as well.

tim_noone
Posts: 14870
Joined: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:12 pm
Been Liked: 3824 times
Has Liked: 13231 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by tim_noone » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:52 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:21 pm
"Contact has been made with Harry''

Sounds like he will be entitled to go down....
:lol: :lol: on reading that I was thinking contact with "Harry the Dog".

Bosscat
Posts: 10602
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:51 am
Been Liked: 3289 times
Has Liked: 8122 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Bosscat » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:39 pm

Didn't Hitchcock make a film about "The trouble with Harry" 🙄🙄🙄

cricketfieldclarets
Posts: 19543
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Been Liked: 7664 times
Has Liked: 10531 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:51 pm

MrTopTier wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:56 pm
It is alleged that he has punched a policeman and then tried to bribe his way out of it.
Allegedly a lot worse than that!

NewClaret
Posts: 2245
Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:51 am
Been Liked: 402 times
Has Liked: 370 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by NewClaret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:55 pm

What’s he supposed to have done? Heard he’s still in custody so must be serious. Hope he gets locked up for six months, not that United defence would notice he’s gone...

Bin Ont Turf
Posts: 9538
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:38 am
Been Liked: 4534 times
Has Liked: 568 times
Location: On top of a pink elephant riding to the Democratic Republic of Congo

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:56 pm


cricketfieldclarets
Posts: 19543
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Been Liked: 7664 times
Has Liked: 10531 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:00 am

NewClaret wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:55 pm
What’s he supposed to have done? Heard he’s still in custody so must be serious. Hope he gets locked up for six months, not that United defence would notice he’s gone...
Probably not right place to post. But allegedly a lot worse than the police assault story.

Not sure how true it is.

NewClaret
Posts: 2245
Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:51 am
Been Liked: 402 times
Has Liked: 370 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by NewClaret » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:04 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:00 am
Probably not right place to post. But allegedly a lot worse than the police assault story.

Not sure how true it is.
Will have a google...

ecc
Posts: 2565
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:08 am
Been Liked: 890 times
Has Liked: 869 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by ecc » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:05 am

He's still looking for Chris Wood.
This user liked this post: cricketfieldclarets

cricketfieldclarets
Posts: 19543
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Been Liked: 7664 times
Has Liked: 10531 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:32 am

NewClaret wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:04 am
Will have a google...
Probably just nonsense but...

cricketfieldclarets
Posts: 19543
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:59 pm
Been Liked: 7664 times
Has Liked: 10531 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:34 am

The thing I don’t get. Especially with so many cameras around. Even from so called mates. How these footballers allow themselves to get in these situations.

Hangers on and bad influences and loose women...

Wouldn’t have happened on fergies watch.
This user liked this post: GodIsADeeJay81

superdimitri
Posts: 1776
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:04 pm
Been Liked: 322 times
Has Liked: 253 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by superdimitri » Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:18 am

Man United changed their kit and Maguire's number in preparation for next season.
Image

Bigvince
Posts: 1067
Joined: Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:39 pm
Been Liked: 340 times
Has Liked: 288 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Bigvince » Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:57 am

Reminds me of mike basset England manager 3 across the back and one in pentonvile

Spike
Posts: 1867
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:07 pm
Been Liked: 387 times
Has Liked: 823 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Spike » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:21 am

Maguire has been imprisoned before in Chris Wood’s pocket.
From what I saw of Greece after the Olympic Argos game I won’t be rushing back
I don’t know much about Maguire except he has a massive head, as per the England fans chant.Seems from reports that said head is empty.

Steve1956
Posts: 10344
Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:57 pm
Been Liked: 3592 times
Has Liked: 1812 times
Location: Fife

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:26 am

FB_IMG_1598088323669.jpg
FB_IMG_1598088323669.jpg (62.18 KiB) Viewed 2220 times
This user liked this post: MT03ALG

Brucefanclaret
Posts: 274
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2016 6:34 pm
Been Liked: 92 times
Has Liked: 233 times
Location: Hawkshaw, Bury

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Brucefanclaret » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:30 am

As Phil Bird would say “he’s a big unit”!

FactualFrank
Posts: 23264
Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:46 am
Been Liked: 6297 times
Has Liked: 10639 times
Location: Leeds

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Aug 22, 2020 11:56 am

Very small, with a strong scent of urine. Bedding was disgusting and the food was slops. Very cramped with nothing to do all day, although the sex with the staff at night was a bonus. Would not recommend, far nicer places to go on holiday.

Harry Mcguire's trip advisor review.

Claret Till I Die
Posts: 809
Joined: Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:31 am
Been Liked: 504 times
Has Liked: 522 times
Location: Worsthorne

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Claret Till I Die » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:12 pm

IMG-20200822-WA0003.jpg
IMG-20200822-WA0003.jpg (49.69 KiB) Viewed 2008 times
These 2 users liked this post: NewClaret Stayingup

NewClaret
Posts: 2245
Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:51 am
Been Liked: 402 times
Has Liked: 370 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by NewClaret » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:19 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 11:56 am
Very small, with a strong scent of urine. Bedding was disgusting and the food was slops. Very cramped with nothing to do all day, although the sex with the staff at night was a bonus. Would not recommend, far nicer places to go on holiday.

Harry Mcguire's trip advisor review.
Is there some smut involved in Maguires holiday jaunt then? I could t find anything other than what’s been widely reported.

RammyClaret61
Posts: 1470
Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:46 pm
Been Liked: 599 times
Has Liked: 201 times
Location: Melbourne, Australia.

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by RammyClaret61 » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:24 pm

So our first game was really postponed pending bail! 😂

ClaretDiver
Posts: 1374
Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:00 am
Been Liked: 334 times
Has Liked: 17 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by ClaretDiver » Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:31 pm

His sister was allegedly stabbed???

clarethomer
Posts: 1413
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:24 am
Been Liked: 404 times
Has Liked: 197 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by clarethomer » Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:38 pm

Made me chuckle...
118311571_1214240798940121_4897055818064352676_n.jpg
118311571_1214240798940121_4897055818064352676_n.jpg (41.08 KiB) Viewed 1775 times

TheFamilyCat
Posts: 6456
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:56 pm
Been Liked: 3207 times
Has Liked: 88 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Aug 22, 2020 3:19 pm

IMG-20200822-WA0001.jpg
IMG-20200822-WA0001.jpg (97.84 KiB) Viewed 1703 times

Burnley Ace
Posts: 1938
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:03 pm
Been Liked: 363 times
Has Liked: 1573 times

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Post by Burnley Ace » Sat Aug 22, 2020 3:42 pm

What’s Greek for “Mean Machine”

Post Reply