Arrested in Mykonos !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53860014

"Contact has been made with Harry''

Sounds like he will be entitled to go down....

United say Maguire is "fully co-operating with the Greek authorities" following an "alleged incident"

Talk about a template reply.

Makes you glad we have a rounded sensible bunch of players at Burnley.

Now.

You’d think players and mates going on a jolly might be a bit more discreet where they go as it’s almost inevitable that in a country as Uber corrupt as Greece that something Is gonna go off with some plastic bellend and the police will be on hand to arrest the “ superstar “ . I’m sure Utd will have either flown out or appointed the best money can buy and he’ll be released shortly with a fine and a huge backhander.

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:53 pm

You’d think players and mates going on a jolly might be a bit more discreet where they go as it’s almost inevitable that in a country as Uber corrupt as Greece that something Is gonna go off with some plastic bellend and the police will be on hand to arrest the “ superstar “ . I’m sure Utd will have either flown out or appointed the best money can buy and he’ll be released shortly with a fine and a huge backhander.

Bizarre comment about Greece which is a magnificent place for a holiday. Mykonos is typical footballer/footballers' wives territory admittedly.

Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.

Lets not all jump to conclusions and hang the guy out to dry before the truth comes out

Said to be just having a quiet cup of tea with his 80 yr old grandma at the local taverna, watching a musical version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs performed by locals

Apparently a lewd remark was made towards Grumpy which caused all seven of them to attack the grandma with Harry trying to come to her rescue. Panic/fighting ensued and the local choir girl, playing Snow White, was greatly upset as she had seen this performance as the first stage to possibly getting an audition on the Greek version of The Voice. Despondent, she left the stage and began necking a full litre bottle of homemade ouzo. She returned minutes later, stripped off her blouse, superglued two empty cornet cones to her chest, and began belting out a version of Madonna's "Like a virgin"

It was unfortunate that right in front of her were a coachload of Tibetan buddhist monks who went into a frenzy. The local hospital declared a state of emergency as all the monks had to admitted. Some had respiratory/heart problems but most were being treated for heavily sprained wrists caused by rapid, repetitive movements

There was also a one legged local man just passing through to the toilets when he was completely taken down by a scything tackle from HM. Harry claimed that in the fracas he was having a panic attack and mistook the guy for Chris Wood drifting past him (yet again) to score a goal

To avoid any further bad publicity the Taverna owner has now changed his place to an Irish bar

A local painter and decorator was brought in to do a new sign but got the wording wrong - it now has a floodlight board proclaiming "Maguire's Barred"

As I said, lets not start rumours before the full facts come out

jojomk1 wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:31 pm

Lets not all jump to conclusions and hang the guy out to dry before the truth comes out

Probably just having a quiet cup of tea with his wife at the local taverna, when a group of yobs come upon them and started giving them grief about him being a rich so and so before having a go at his wife

Maguire diplomatically takes as much as he can before he cracks, stands up, rips off his shirt to reveal a slightly flabby ten pack, and precedes to knock seven bells out of them with the rest of the taverna clientele cheering him on

As I said, lets not start rumours before the full facts come out

like it

Stalbansclaret wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm

Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.

Was it John Moss who reviewed the footage?

Stalbansclaret wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm

Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.

Brilliant,

Make sure you have the sound on for the full effect.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1212512587977515008

He can plead post traumatic stress citing Jay Rods goal against them.

Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.

The police will be paid-off for an undisclosed fee.

With a head like his it's hard to keep a low profile tbh.

superdimitri wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:00 pm

Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.

Yes he's an overpriced prima donna donkey, with apologies to any donkeys who might be reading.

He was attacked from behind on Wednesday, he tried to defend himself but by the time he'd turned around it was Thursday night and he hit an innocent bystander.

superdimitri wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:00 pm

Sounds like another do you know who I am scenario.

Exactly. SLABHEAD!!!

Glad he’s not the Captain of my club.

If I was to place a bet it would be on some nob head fan of another club going to far with the abuse and his mates reacting. Happens all the time (could be wrong)

Burnley1989 wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:53 pm

If I was to place a bet it would be on some nob head fan of another club going to far with the abuse and his mates reacting. Happens all the time (could be wrong)

It is alleged that he has punched a policeman and then tried to bribe his way out of it.

Tne Police stated three foreigners,If that happened over here,the Citys and Towns over here,All would been protesting,In their thousands,feel so sorry for the Police,with this Pandemic.

Wonder what VAR verdict will be?

Stalbansclaret wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm

Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.

Brilliant.

k90bfc wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:20 pm

Tne Police stated three foreigners,If that happened over here,the Citys and Towns over here,All would been protesting,In their thousands,feel so sorry for the Police,with this Pandemic.

One was laurence maguire, slab heads brother. He seems to have been fairly innocent in all this as he was back in preseason training today. There was a sister there as well.

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:21 pm

"Contact has been made with Harry''

Sounds like he will be entitled to go down....

on reading that I was thinking contact with "Harry the Dog".

Didn't Hitchcock make a film about "The trouble with Harry"

MrTopTier wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:56 pm

It is alleged that he has punched a policeman and then tried to bribe his way out of it.

Allegedly a lot worse than that!

What’s he supposed to have done? Heard he’s still in custody so must be serious. Hope he gets locked up for six months, not that United defence would notice he’s gone...

Snipers dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5MP4e2QOQ

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:55 pm

What’s he supposed to have done? Heard he’s still in custody so must be serious. Hope he gets locked up for six months, not that United defence would notice he’s gone...

Probably not right place to post. But allegedly a lot worse than the police assault story.

Not sure how true it is.

cricketfieldclarets wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:00 am

Probably not right place to post. But allegedly a lot worse than the police assault story.

Not sure how true it is.

Will have a google...

He's still looking for Chris Wood.

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:04 am

Will have a google...

Probably just nonsense but...

The thing I don’t get. Especially with so many cameras around. Even from so called mates. How these footballers allow themselves to get in these situations.

Hangers on and bad influences and loose women...

Wouldn’t have happened on fergies watch.

Man United changed their kit and Maguire's number in preparation for next season.

Reminds me of mike basset England manager 3 across the back and one in pentonvile

Maguire has been imprisoned before in Chris Wood’s pocket.
From what I saw of Greece after the Olympic Argos game I won’t be rushing back
I don’t know much about Maguire except he has a massive head, as per the England fans chant.Seems from reports that said head is empty.

As Phil Bird would say “he’s a big unit”!

Very small, with a strong scent of urine. Bedding was disgusting and the food was slops. Very cramped with nothing to do all day, although the sex with the staff at night was a bonus. Would not recommend, far nicer places to go on holiday.

Harry Mcguire's trip advisor review.

FactualFrank wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 22, 2020 11:56 am

Very small, with a strong scent of urine. Bedding was disgusting and the food was slops. Very cramped with nothing to do all day, although the sex with the staff at night was a bonus. Would not recommend, far nicer places to go on holiday.

Harry Mcguire's trip advisor review.

Is there some smut involved in Maguires holiday jaunt then? I could t find anything other than what’s been widely reported.

So our first game was really postponed pending bail!

His sister was allegedly stabbed???

Made me chuckle...

What’s Greek for “Mean Machine”