Two fat ladies

[cricketfieldclarets]

Its been announced that bingo callers are soon to be banned from calling out 'two fat ladies' due to be it sexist.

The world has gone mad.

[Grumps]

I take it one of them will have to stop singing as well

[tim_noone]

Its been announced that bingo callers are soon to be banned from calling out 'two fat ladies' due to be it sexist.

The world has gone mad.

Such terms havent been used for years at Bingo. Very old news

[FactualFrank]

"gluten-free - 83".
"avocado on a plate - 38"
"74, recycle more"

What the actual...

[tim_noone]

"gluten-free - 83".
"avocado on a plate - 38"
"74, recycle more"

What the actual...

Gluten free is actually number 3...

[Wellsy1882]

What would be the alternative call out?

[Cirrus_Minor]

62 clickety duck

[tim_noone]

2 old whores .....44 is still permitted though.

[Steve1956]

I take it one of them will have to stop singing as well

[Steve1956]

2 old whores .....44 is still permitted though.

Never had you down as one of the blue rinse brigade frequenting the Bingo Timothy

[tim_noone]

Never had you down as one of the blue rinse brigade frequenting the Bingo Timothy

Correct..... but I accompany my mother which is only right ...she loves it. I hate it...and remind her I've yet to see her win in the three years of going along with her. Eyes down!

[Steve1956]

Correct..... but I accompany my mother which is only right ...she loves it. I hate it...and remind her I've yet to see her win in the three years of going along with her. Eyes down!

Bloody hell she must be knocking on a tad,your in your 80s arnt you?

[conyoviejo]

any way up 69 ..is that being banned as well.

[tim_noone]

Bloody hell she must be knocking on a tad,your in your 80s arnt you?

I'm knocking on the door....I'm 84!

[Steve1956]

I'm knocking on the door....I'm 84!

great answer!

[tim_noone]

any way up 69 ..is that being banned as well.

It is in steves house...

[Sutton-Claret]

"LGBTQ....... Number 32"

[tim_noone]

"LGBTQ....... Number 32"

[claptrappers_union]

Done some research... and you're getting triggered (for whatever reason) by a marketing campaign by Foxy Bingo, you dumb *****

"The move is being driven by online gaming site Foxy Bingo, which asked its customers to vote for their top 20 favourite new calls based on suggestions in chatrooms. Foxy Bingo director Jonathan Bowden said: "We're seeing a record number of younger players visiting the site to play bingo and the new wave of bingo calls is switching things up."

Stop falling for it

[CaptainKirk]

Correct..... but I accompany my mother which is only right ...she loves it. I hate it...and remind her I've yet to see her win in the three years of going along with her. Eyes down!

I know what you mean - my mum called herself "Mrs one off" as she never quite managed to win.

[tim_noone]

I know what you mean - my mum called herself "Mrs one off" as she never quite managed to win.

She calls me Stfu!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Its been announced that bingo callers are soon to be banned from calling out 'two fat ladies' due to be it sexist.

The world has gone mad.

Not sure the world has gone mad but this country has definitely gone completely lunatic !

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

What would be the alternative call out?

2 fat people.

[cbx750]

2 fat persons, click, click, click.

[expoultryboy]

The wonderful Mr Ian Dury

[Steve1956]

The wonderful Mr Ian Dury

Very sadly missed

[Longsidelenny1882]

Can you still use dirty girty number 30 utc

[Bigvince]

Japs eye number 1

[huw.Y.WattfromWare]

Japs eye number 1

Jap Si. One of my favourite internet handles.

[mikeS]

This has to be Thread of the Day if not the year.

[Steve1956]

It is in steves house...

Please exp!ain

[Bfcboyo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wt8Dxpb3b6E

Left right or centre you can't not laugh at Mr Lee.

[cricketfieldclarets]

Done some research... and you're getting triggered (for whatever reason) by a marketing campaign by Foxy Bingo, you dumb *****

"The move is being driven by online gaming site Foxy Bingo, which asked its customers to vote for their top 20 favourite new calls based on suggestions in chatrooms. Foxy Bingo director Jonathan Bowden said: "We're seeing a record number of younger players visiting the site to play bingo and the new wave of bingo calls is switching things up."

Stop falling for it

I actually made it up to see the mock outrage. Didn’t realise that it was a real story. But that doesn’t actually surprise me

[Bfcboyo]

I actually made it up to see the mock outrage. Didn’t realise that it was a real story. But that doesn’t actually surprise me

It is what we call in the fishing industry a double whammy catch.

[cricketfieldclarets]

It is what we call in the fishing industry a double whammy catch.

I went looking for salmon and came back with salmon and tuna

[FactualFrank]

Sexy Kate, number 8.
Keep ’em keen, 19.
I’ve done your mum, 41.

[Billy Balfour]

Woke and bame - end of the game.

[Woodleyclaret]

I thought this was a Cookery show thread