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Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:27 pm
by dandeclaret
Lance win the toss and bat.

Mahmood and George Lavelle in.

Super John McGinley in the side for Bodge

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:29 pm
by bodge
The cheating weasel will get his comeuppance this evening, though we are Covid short.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:31 pm
by dandeclaret
Joe Root in the side for Yorkshire.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:37 pm
by dandeclaret
Lancashire 2-1 - Davies caught behind

One of the many Yorkshire Koklpaks gets the wicket.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:58 pm
by dandeclaret
46-1 after the power play. 2 LBW's rightly!! turned down by the umpire, mind you nobody appealed, especially not the wicket keeper, who looks to have inherited Johnny's Cymbals, dropping another.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:21 pm
by tybfc
bodge - under 13's told when fielding on the edge against big hitters you must stay on the edge.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:22 pm
by Top Claret
Just saw yon cheating Yorkshire cant nobbling yon ball

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:27 pm
by tybfc
He's done it again bodge

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:31 pm
by dandeclaret
Livingstone gone.... 132-2 from 14.4 overs.

Vilas now in with Croft.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:33 pm
by dandeclaret
133-3 - Vilas with a very strange dismissal for C&B. Looking to ramp, he got it right off the toe back to the bowler.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:36 pm
by dandeclaret
135-4 - Croft with a poor shot, out for 58.

2 new batters at the crease.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:47 pm
by dandeclaret
Lancs doing an Australia here.... 148-6.... 11 balls left.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:49 pm
by dandeclaret
@Tybfc..... just had it confirmed, Bodge is watching the game... and criticising the Lancashire players.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:54 pm
by dandeclaret
The Kolpak and Southern Army require 168 to win.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:57 pm
by bodge
And the award for the world's tackiest sports kit goes to Lanky.

Christ it's like an FC United reserves kit, sponsor should be Rebeccas Jewellers.

Totally TINPOT.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:02 pm
by conyoviejo
Yawkies need 168 to win..

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:08 pm
by dandeclaret
bodge wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:57 pm
And the award for the world's tackiest sports kit goes to Lanky.

Christ it's like an FC United reserves kit, sponsor should be Rebeccas Jewellers.

Totally TINPOT.
VIKINGS? what on earth has that got to do with Yorkshire? There won't be many sponsors on that kit next year the way things are going will there?

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:12 pm
by tiger76
Bit of a collapse by Lancs at the end, I'm not sure 167 will be enough, possibly 20-30 light from what we should have posted, when Livingstone & Croft were going strongly. Down to the bowlers to pull us out of the mire again.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:15 pm
by Bosscat
dandeclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:54 pm
The Kolpak and Southern Army require 168 to win.
Did it take you 12 minutes to work out how to subtract 9 from 177 Spud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Or was it after you saw Conviejos CORRECT post
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:18 pm
by dandeclaret
Just a mistype Bosscat. I"m glad you are ok.... you disappeared very quickly the other night. We didn't get chance to discuss the merits of the game.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:20 pm
by dandeclaret
Dawid Mawan Gwan Fwor 8.

Yorkshire 24-1.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:34 pm
by bodge
This guy is rivalling Saj for inaccuracy.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:45 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Root struggles to hit boundaries at international white ball but when you see him in the county version he seems to be able to smash it.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:48 pm
by Bosscat
dandeclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:20 pm
Dawid Mawan Gwan Fwor 8.

Yorkshire 24-1.
Why take the mickey out of a speech impediment

Sums you up Spud and explains your idiot comments πŸ˜‚

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:57 pm
by dandeclaret
It’s good that Joe Root has found his level... a no overseas international T20 competition.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:09 pm
by dandeclaret
Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:48 pm
Why take the mickey out of a speech impediment

Sums you up Spud and explains your idiot comments πŸ˜‚
Or the spelling of his name..... but there you go. You’ve stayed longer tonight.... it’s good to see

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:13 pm
by dandeclaret
Root gone.... brilliant fielding from Lancs. 36 off 26 needed

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:28 pm
by conyoviejo
Great finish on the cards now.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:32 pm
by dandeclaret
BOTTLE JOBS.....

Brilliant Lancs.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:32 pm
by Bosscat
Well done Lancs ... best team won πŸ‘πŸ™‚πŸ‘

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:32 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Australia would be proud of that choke.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:33 pm
by conyoviejo
What a great over.Yawkshire crumble like a pack of cards .lol

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:33 pm
by Aclaret
And the Red Rose is in full bloom again.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:34 pm
by bodge
3 clear lb's not given and the virus have seen us off.

Your keeper has got hands like cows tits.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:34 pm
by ClaretTony
Red Rose in full bloom here too - what a week

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:36 pm
by MT03ALG
Last over is exactly what England should have done with Wood bowling....

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:37 pm
by tiger76
Yorkies bottle it again, make mine a double, Lancashire 2 Yorkshire 0. :lol:

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:37 pm
by dandeclaret
bodge wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:34 pm
3 clear lb's not given and the virus have seen us off.

Your keeper has got hands like cows tits.
And he's still better than Cymbals behind the stumps. And we gave you a chance by putting our 3rd choice keeper in.

Congratulations on winning Best Bottle Job of the summer.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:39 pm
by tybfc
bodge wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:34 pm
3 clear lb's not given and the virus have seen us off.

Your keeper has got hands like cows tits.
Fancy having your two best batters run out by a cow

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:40 pm
by dandeclaret
Voldemort looks gutted here...... what a shame.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 9:43 pm
by dandeclaret
Tybfc - is is longer since they beat Lancs at Headingley or Old Trafford?

2014 at Old Trafford.... probably similar for Headingley.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:04 pm
by tybfc
I seem to remember they won a do in their own back yard in 2016 but that is an awful long time.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:18 pm
by dandeclaret
4 years? Without a win? Wow..... despite signing a load of kolpaks and southerners? And big overseas signings? No wonder their fans pretend it doesn't matter..... but you know that deep inside it's properly hurting. I bet they're tossing and turning tonight, unable to get that bottle job out of their heads.

TINPOT

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:30 am
by claretonthecoast1882
Strange evening of sport for some.

5.30pm they are cheering on a Lancashire side against Yorkshire opposition, then flick channel and want Yorkshire to beat Lancashire

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:19 am
by dandeclaret
Exactly.... the worst ones are those born in Lancashire, who choose to support Yorkshire.

Those born in Yorkshire are just unfortunate..... generally.

Re: Lancs vs Glory Hunters T20

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:32 am
by jdrobbo
:D