Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

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Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by bfccrazy » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:16 am

24 year old ex England u21 right winger. Battled depression and looking to kick start his career again with a move to Derby on a free transfer. Was earning £38k a week at Bournemouth so surely within our wage remits.

Would this be a good signing to hijack?

Lots of potential and still young. Dyche loves to work with players battling to get better too and the group mentality would surely suit him.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by ClaretTony » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:17 am

I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by bfccrazy » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:19 am

ClaretTony wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:17 am
I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan
He’s a physio now so could work out great tbh, would help our wide men out no doubt.
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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:21 am

Derby would be a better move for him.

Maybe he turns his career round, but let someone else pay him what he wants.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by rufus lumley » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:24 am

I would rather have Jordon Johnson .

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Rowls » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:25 am

Joe Jordan, anyone?

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by claret2018 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:31 am

Katie Price would be a better option

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Herts Clarets » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front
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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Burnley1989 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:50 am

Herts Clarets wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am
She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though
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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:01 am

Burnley1989 wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:50 am
She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though
Enough cock to fly a kite out of sight.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by ClaretTony » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:03 am

Bringing the thread back to its original theme - Jordon Ibe has signed a two year deal with Derby.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Aclaret » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:57 am

Thank goodness for that.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by MACCA » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:41 am

Herts Clarets wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am
She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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Rogered more times than a policeman's radio.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Darthlaw » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:43 am

Dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by KRBFC » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:46 am

I’d have taken Ibe, I thought Nkoudou was a threat for us without much end product, carried the ball well.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by fatboy47 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:47 am

More pr1cks than a 2nd hand dartboard.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by arise_sir_charge » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:58 am

Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by 4:20 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:00 pm

This is a fun thread to read backwards.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by MACCA » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:05 pm

Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by 4:20 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:11 pm

Accommodated more poles than a home counties fruit picking farm.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by MACCA » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:16 pm

Seen more cocks than Bernard Matthews

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by dermotdermot » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:27 pm

There is a certain newspaper that seems to run an update on her affairs on a daily basis. Stories about breaking both ankles whilst jumping over a wall, having all her crowns replaced, etc.etc.
What has she ever done to warrant such attention?

Oh, and on the subject of signing Jordan Ibe? Not in a million years.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by bob-the-scutter » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:13 pm

No. Waste of skin!

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Bosscat » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:32 pm

arise_sir_charge wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:58 am
Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.
Nog many Japs Eyes in Sunderland where they make them 😉

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Bosscat » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:38 pm

Herts Clarets wrote:
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am
She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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I think she is a much maligned young lady
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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by Sozturf7 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:39 pm

On football issues this site can be rather depressing at times. Yet given the opportunity it can make the day so enjoyable.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by ecc » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:55 pm

The fact they let him go on a free says it all.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by middleton claret » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:25 pm

Had more bell-ends through her than the Old Trafford turnstiles.

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Re: Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

Post by tiger76 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:32 pm

Ibe no not for me, he's another who's wasting his talent, he'll be a perfect fit for Derby.

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