24 year old ex England u21 right winger. Battled depression and looking to kick start his career again with a move to Derby on a free transfer. Was earning £38k a week at Bournemouth so surely within our wage remits.

Would this be a good signing to hijack?

Lots of potential and still young. Dyche loves to work with players battling to get better too and the group mentality would surely suit him.

I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan

ClaretTony wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:17 am

I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan

He’s a physio now so could work out great tbh, would help our wide men out no doubt.

Derby would be a better move for him.

Maybe he turns his career round, but let someone else pay him what he wants.

I would rather have Jordon Johnson .

Joe Jordan, anyone?

Katie Price would be a better option

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

Herts Clarets wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

Jordan.jpg

She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though

Burnley1989 wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:50 am

She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though

Enough cock to fly a kite out of sight.

Bringing the thread back to its original theme - Jordon Ibe has signed a two year deal with Derby.

Thank goodness for that.

Herts Clarets wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

Jordan.jpg

Rogered more times than a policeman's radio.

Dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson

I’d have taken Ibe, I thought Nkoudou was a threat for us without much end product, carried the ball well.

More pr1cks than a 2nd hand dartboard.

Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

This is a fun thread to read backwards.

Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle

Accommodated more poles than a home counties fruit picking farm.

Seen more cocks than Bernard Matthews

There is a certain newspaper that seems to run an update on her affairs on a daily basis. Stories about breaking both ankles whilst jumping over a wall, having all her crowns replaced, etc.etc.
What has she ever done to warrant such attention?

Oh, and on the subject of signing Jordan Ibe? Not in a million years.

No. Waste of skin!

arise_sir_charge wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:58 am

Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

Nog many Japs Eyes in Sunderland where they make them

Herts Clarets wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

Jordan.jpg

I think she is a much maligned young lady

On football issues this site can be rather depressing at times. Yet given the opportunity it can make the day so enjoyable.

The fact they let him go on a free says it all.

Had more bell-ends through her than the Old Trafford turnstiles.

Ibe no not for me, he's another who's wasting his talent, he'll be a perfect fit for Derby.