Match thread v Magpies

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Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 2:59 pm

Setting off to the Turf now so getting thread started.

Dancing girls welcome!
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by 4:20 » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:22 pm

Got a good feeling about tonight's game, 0-2
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Jimmymaccer » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:22 pm

We’re just avin a virtual few at the virtual Bishops Mill in Durham.............be on our virtual coach later, should be virtually there by 7 for that climb to the Top of Everest known as the away end....
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by superdimitri » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:42 pm

Guller Bull wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 2:59 pm
Setting off to the Turf now so getting thread started.

Dancing girls welcome!
I guess in other circumstances I'd warn you're going to the wrong stadia.
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Zlatan » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:45 pm

Oh come on - where’s Madge...?

We’ve not won since she was lost...
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:46 pm

Guller Bull wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 2:59 pm
Setting off to the Turf now so getting thread started.

Dancing girls welcome!
As Zlatan says, you started the match thread - your job to find Madge.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:47 pm

Zlatan wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:45 pm
Oh come on - where’s Madge...?

We’ve not won since she was lost...
Correct. Might be time for a food count?
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:51 pm


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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Zlatan » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:51 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:47 pm
Correct. Might be time for a food count?
Now you’re talking... that’s what got us to the promised land in the first place...!
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:54 pm

Save to desktop and then upload and click inline. You've put yourself forward as the new thread starter, you might as well know how to do it properly :)
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Post by Zlatan » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:57 pm

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:57 pm

You cant teach - I wont learn! Shan't but thankyou!

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:59 pm

Guller Bull wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:57 pm
You cant teach - I wont learn! Shan't but thankyou!
The instructions were there :)

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:59 pm

Nice one Zlatan - let's do this!
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Zlatan » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:59 pm

Guess who’s back...

She’s left Ian’s cupboard and now resides in my downstairs cloakroom...
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:00 pm

Zlatan, thanks for putting yourself forward as the new future match starter - unless we don't win. Then somebody else can do it.
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:02 pm

Right sod it - I'm going for a lie down.

All I can say is - I did my best :(

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:02 pm

Guller Bull wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:02 pm
Right sod it - I'm going for a lie down.

All I can say is - I did my best :(
I'm just messing. Make sure you're back for 8pm.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Zlatan » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:06 pm

Guller Bull wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:02 pm
Right sod it - I'm going for a lie down.

All I can say is - I did my best :(
You’re best was fantastic, it led me to Madge... and for that - I thank you Guller Bull

Let’s do this...








...at 8pm tonight

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:07 pm

Have we ever kicked off so late on a Saturday before?

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Tribesmen » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:26 pm

Again i as i say every match day " No Madge No Party "
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:28 pm

Tribesmen wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:26 pm
Again i as i say every match day " No Madge No Party "
She's further up.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Tribesmen » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:30 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:28 pm
She's further up.
Ian has to start it simple as that . Madge she knows who controls her

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:33 pm

Tribesmen wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:30 pm
Ian has to start it simple as that . Madge she knows who controls her
Well that appears like it's not going to happen, so we move on.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Tribesmen » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:43 pm

It's naffff Frank .
It really was the best thread of each week .

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:47 pm

Tribesman how very dare you? - it's a Guller Bull product which therefore has "quality" stamped all over it.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by JarrowClaret » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:47 pm

I wish Ian would grow up and get over it, it isn’t as if CT didn’t explain and admit he was wrong for merging the threads.

Life’s to short for holding childish grudges, especially when they affect all you users of the match day thread.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:48 pm

Tribesmen wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:43 pm
It's naffff Frank .
It really was the best thread of each week .
I agree, but I feel Ian and Tony is like Sean and Mike - unlikely to be repaired.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:56 pm

I'd do it but I can't log in 😎😆
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Tribesmen » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:57 pm

Sorry i am too old for change

I fell in love with Madge and every Saturday it was the highlight of the week .

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:58 pm

Bggr off Custard and get back to your jam spoons.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:58 pm

holycustard wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:56 pm
I'd do it but I can't log in 😎😆
You're the original legend HC... if you can come in when Tony and Ian are grappling in the ring, that works for me.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Duffer_ » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:59 pm

FactualFrank wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:48 pm
I agree, but I feel Ian and Tony is like Sean and Mike - unlikely to be repaired.
More like Ken and Mike.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:59 pm

I would but some gay pixies have stole them one tried shoving one up my bum but I shouted really loud and they ran off 😳👍😊
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:00 pm

The Todders Rodders?

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:02 pm

Anyway today's games sponsored by a small stone called Colin four twigs shaped like crayons and some other stuff 😊
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:03 pm

holycustard wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:02 pm
Anyway today's games sponsored by a small stone called Colin four twigs shaped like crayons and some other stuff 😊
The corner of your bathroom sounds better than mine.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:04 pm

I still remember your opening posts on Clarets mad - it was like Spike Milligan describes Harry Secombe - a bumbling sweaty man came over the horizon mumbling expletives and farting. (or words to that effect! You were never quite right.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:06 pm

I can't feel one of nuts I've been sat on it in the shop and it's gone numb so I can't sit at the computer Drat 😎
Ct s going have kittens 😂

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:07 pm

I missed the hellooooo sport fans around the globe out crumbs 😆
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:08 pm

holycustard wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:07 pm
I missed the hellooooo sport fans around the globe out crumbs 😆
Pretend we didn't notice and try again in 10 minutes, when we're not ready for it.

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:09 pm

You cant just muscle in here and take over like I took over from Ian and start dishing out old cliched one liners!
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:10 pm

Sod - I'm going back to bed! :(

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:12 pm

Ile do it now I've already forgot who sponsored today's game cripes 😳
Hellloooooo sport fans around the globe today's games sponsored by a huge marshmallow called Brian Donald trumps hair do and a pint of pea juice nobody likes 😎
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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:13 pm

It's not my fault I fell down the stairs this morning and my shoes fell off 😊

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Tribesmen » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:14 pm

I Have a feeling this thread will be deleted .
Sad really as Craic has gone out the window on here

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by holycustard » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:15 pm

Right I'm going to watch it on TVs done my bit to make us win lol catch you all later up the clarets but not in the biblical sense 👍😆

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by FactualFrank » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:16 pm

holycustard wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:15 pm
Right I'm going to watch it on TVs done my bit to make us win lol catch you all later up the clarets but not in the biblical sense 👍😆
I expect some commentary during the game HC!

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Re: Match thread v Magpies

Post by Guller Bull » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:16 pm

Has he gone yet?

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