Ms Nigella Lawson...........

BurnleyMickSouth · Post by **BurnleyMickSouth** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:31 am

Funniest thing iv seen on tv this week was Nigella unable to pronounce microwave, its now called according to her a mee-kro-wavee, lol so funny, mind you she looks bloody fit and good looking, id love to be in her company just for one of her meals, and a dessert as well plz, she is 60, wow

Beautiful woman.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:27 am

I'd no idea she was 60.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:47 am

Sexy is the word you're looking for............haven't seen her for a while mind.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:48 am

Absolutely oozes sex appeal. Very sexy lady, even at 60.

Mind you, she’s got her knockers....

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:53 am

bobinho wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:48 am
Absolutely oozes sex appeal. Very sexy lady, even at 60.

Mind you, she’s got her knockers....

Bobinho, you keep enjoying the things you like about her, dont pay any attention to the knockers...

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:19 am

MACCA wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:53 am
Bobinho, you keep enjoying the things you like about her, dont pay any attention to the knockers...

I can’t help it Macca

She didn’t seriously mispronounce microwave did she? Surely taking the **** out of herself??

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:23 am

Link for your viewing pleasure:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p090xwkd

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:23 am

Not for me, she seems to try too hard these days since it was revealed that she liked mixing stuff up with a different kind of flavouring.

The stuff she makes is pretentious t0ss too

Herts Clarets · Post by **Herts Clarets** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:45 am

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:23 am
Not for me, she seems to try too hard these days since it was revealed that she liked mixing stuff up with a different kind of flavouring.

The stuff she makes is pretentious t0ss too

It's not to be sniffed at......

BurnleyMickSouth · Post by **BurnleyMickSouth** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:17 am

Thanks for posting the link, I don't have a clue how to do it, thanks again, UTC.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:24 am

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:23 am
Not for me, she seems to try too hard these days since it was revealed that she liked mixing stuff up with a different kind of flavouring.

The stuff she makes is pretentious t0ss too

I watched a bit of her show the other week and found the way she presents overall rather annoying.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:29 am

Not bothered about the food and no good for me, as she exudes garlic.

Nonetheless, the eyes are mesmeric.

Gets my vote

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:33 am

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Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:10 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:24 am
I watched a bit of her show the other week and found the way she presents overall rather annoying.

try Nigel Slater then FF. You'll come running back to Lawson...

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:14 pm

Marney&Mee wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:10 pm
try Nigel Slater then FF. You'll come running back to Lawson...

Cookery shows in general are poor. Unless you have 17,000 different spices and ingredients in your cupboard that you'll only ever use once.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:16 pm

Posh people counting: https://youtu.be/ZxMkynn4b3Q

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:18 pm

I don't think it was a mispronunciation but a comic euphemism for such an object, plus free publicity as a 'watch the birdie' weapon of mass-distraction.

BurnleyMickSouth · Post by **BurnleyMickSouth** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:35 pm

Just as an afterthought, id love to take a look at Nigellas MUFFINS .....LOL

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:19 pm

Obviously taking the p out of herself and her fellow food mafia - well done girl, you caught out many

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:55 pm

Ohhh so thats it, she's trying to catch people out by producing stuff that hardly any other f"ck"r has the ingredients to make her rubbish with.

Clever lass indeed

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:03 pm

What do people actually eat when they don’t have any ingredients to make owt with?

The idea of a cookery show is to give people ideas on what they can do. You don’t just buy a certain ingredient and use it sorely for that dish. Nigel Slater for instance would use “leftover” trout for example. The “leftover” meaning something that you can easily and quickly make at home when you don’t have great cooking skills.

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:05 pm

Marney&Mee wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:10 pm
try Nigel Slater then FF. You'll come running back to Lawson...

I remember watching Nigel Slater doing a show about what to do with left overs.

During one he dragged half an enormous salmon out of his fridge, must have been well over 10 pounds in weight.

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:44 pm

James Martin is the only one worth watching with some decent tips on preparation included but he too needs to reign in the cheffy shite at times
Slater and Lawson are detestable watches.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:06 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:14 pm
Cookery shows in general are poor. Unless you have 17,000 different spices and ingredients in your cupboard that you'll only ever use once.

Back to the Beans on Toast for you eh?

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:20 pm

Hairy Bikers
Slater
Oliver

or Lawson?

I know which one I'd like sorting out my Knackerwurst!

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:36 pm

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:55 pm
Ohhh so thats it, she's trying to catch people out by producing stuff that hardly any other f"ck"r has the ingredients to make her rubbish with.

Clever lass indeed

I never watch Nigella so thought I’d check what sort of grub she cooks up. The episode in question she was making mashed potatoes with the following ingredients;

Potatoes
Kale
Spring onion
Milk
Butter

Who the hell has even heard of these ingredients, never mind knows where to buy them from?

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:42 pm

Nigella Bites is not a cookery program (see George de la Tour's The Fortune Teller).

It's to sell a British lifestyle for the benefit of London property values to foreign investors.

It's not much of a conspiracy theory.

Anyway, I've given up watching because the last two times, my tea has gone up in smoke whilst watching her (her...mmmm)...

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 6:51 pm

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:19 am
I can’t help it Macca

She didn’t seriously mispronounce microwave did she? Surely taking the **** out of herself??

Just messing about. Pseudo French, which is French.

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:03 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:24 am
I watched a bit of her show the other week and found the way she presents overall rather annoying.

Bloody Heel FF your easily miffed. Just tirn down the sound and feast your eyes. She puts lashings of sweet saucy things on

prettygreenclaret · Post by **prettygreenclaret** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:51 pm

Much prefer Marco Pierre White. No messing about and straight to the point. Doesn't over complicate things and comes out with some great and useful tips. Top lad Marco. Wouldnt cross him though.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:54 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:06 pm
Back to the Beans on Toast for you eh?

I stick to mainly chicken, fish, beef, lamb, mixed with vegetables or salad. Not sure what your problem is with that, but there clearly is a problem I'm missing? Please tell me what that is, so I know what I'm missing.

I don't see why something should involve so many different components to make a meal.

You can put something in the oven and cook veg in a pan. Why do you have to go around the houses on these shows? "Oh, and just throw the left overs of a pig's scrotum, with some oil from a tree in South Africa, and you're done.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:55 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:33 am
Nigella-Lawson-hot-blur-dress-1068x1605.jpg

How did this spawn Nigella...60? WOW!

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:05 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:55 pm
How did this spawn Nigella...60? WOW!

Official_portrait_of_Lord_Lawson_of_Blaby_crop_2.jpg

Shite! Have I posted a pic there of Harry Enfield's Tory boy instead of Lawson?

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:27 am

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:54 pm
I stick to mainly chicken, fish, beef, lamb, mixed with vegetables or salad. Not sure what your problem is with that, but there clearly is a problem I'm missing? Please tell me what that is, so I know what I'm missing.

I don't see why something should involve so many different components to make a meal.

You can put something in the oven and cook veg in a pan. Why do you have to go around the houses on these shows? "Oh, and just throw the left overs of a pig's scrotum, with some oil from a tree in South Africa, and you're done.

I recommend a Valium with your next meal.......

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:15 pm

JohnMac wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:20 pm
Hairy Bikers
Slater
Oliver

or Lawson?

I know which one I'd like sorting out my Knackerwurst!

I think we ALL know John.... Slater is warming up the car as we speak...

COBBLE · Post by **COBBLE** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:11 pm

This morning's programme just closed with Betty Swann singing 'Make me yours.' Class.

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:03 pm

Id love to put my toad in her hole ( I’ll get me coat)

giveusaB · Post by **giveusaB** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:15 pm

Nigella talks dirty
Warning:Plenty of innuendo.

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:41 pm

Cirrus_Minor wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:05 pm
I remember watching Nigel Slater doing a show about what to do with left overs.

During one he dragged half an enormous salmon out of his fridge, must have been well over 10 pounds in weight.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:23 pm

giveusaB wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:15 pm
Nigella talks dirty
Warning:Plenty of innuendo.

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

And she uttered every word!