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A few Christmas funnies

Post by KateR » Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:09 pm

A few Christmas funnies, hopefully to bring a smile during these trying times.

I tried to find the jokes and memes thread but wasn't able, not sure if me (most likely) or if something happened I'm not aware of, or as many might say, yes clueless :lol:
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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Aclaret » Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:14 pm

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by ClaretTony » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:08 pm

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by IanMcL » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:14 pm

Thank you Tony. Appreciated.
Merry Christmas to you.
Looking forward to a super 2021, where we can watch our heroes again.
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Re: A few Christmas funnies

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by KateR » Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:38 pm

:lol:
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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:48 pm

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:57 pm

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:56 pm
Get some memory foam inserts for your shoes ...

I did ...

Now I remember why I went into the kitchen 😏
Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day :lol:

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:01 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:57 pm
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REPEAT!

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:03 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm
Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day :lol:
Its a cracker...

Its the way I tell em 😏

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by kritichris » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm
Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day :lol:
He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:07 pm

kritichris wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm
He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.
We have one .... It works ... 3 times last night.



Got up for a p*** that bloody 8 pints of Hobgoblin was a bad idea 🀭🀭🀭

🀣🀣🀣
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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:09 pm

kritichris wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm
He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.
:lol: i dread to think with BC :lol:

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:12 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:09 pm
:lol: i dread to think with BC :lol:
πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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Post by Gerry Hattrick » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:54 pm

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:57 pm

After this year, and the lockdown, I am sorry but this Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can all do what you like, but I will be seeing them.

So, on Christmas Day, my family was at the table......

Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila.
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.

#MERRY Merry Merry Chrishmas buds

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Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:08 pm

What is the difference between Gluhwein and Mulled Wine....











Geography 😏

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by IanMcL » Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:08 am

That's just geography is a line from Pretty Woman! My favourite film.

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Re: A few Christmas funnies

Post by Pstotto » Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:46 pm

Just seen a photo of Meg 'n' Harry, he's looking a bit rosy cheeked and she's got the tough look on...

I wonder if it'll last... Imagine a scenario in 20 years, she might have moved on to a third marriage, the child's last name now Windsor Fortune.

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Post by Pstotto » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:58 pm

I thought I'd get some fresh air by getting the train to Ramsgate.

We got the station and the guard announced 'Change here for Sandwich... Deal'.

So I shouted to him "I'm not that hard up, but thanks for the offer and Merry Christmas!"
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Post by KateR » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:24 pm

I am in Texas after all :D
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Post by KateR » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm

Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now :P
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Post by tiger76 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:34 pm

KateR wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm
Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now :P
That made me chuckle Kate :) good one.
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Does Leeds in the FA cup count??

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Post by RingoMcCartney » Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:20 pm

KateR wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm
Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now :P
I hated f'in art.

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Post by KateR » Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:53 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:04 pm

Got a new Monoply game for Christmas
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Post by KateR » Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:55 pm

are you ready to rumble :lol:
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