A few Christmas funnies, hopefully to bring a smile during these trying times.

I tried to find the jokes and memes thread but wasn't able, not sure if me (most likely) or if something happened I'm not aware of, or as many might say, yes clueless

Thank you Tony. Appreciated.
Merry Christmas to you.
Looking forward to a super 2021, where we can watch our heroes again.

Have a good Christmas all

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Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:56 pm

Get some memory foam inserts for your shoes ...

I did ...

Now I remember why I went into the kitchen

Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:57 pm

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REPEAT!

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm

Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

Its a cracker...

Its the way I tell em

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm

Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

kritichris wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm

He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

We have one .... It works ... 3 times last night.



Got up for a p*** that bloody 8 pints of Hobgoblin was a bad idea

kritichris wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm

He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

i dread to think with BC

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:09 pm

i dread to think with BC

..

After this year, and the lockdown, I am sorry but this Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can all do what you like, but I will be seeing them.

So, on Christmas Day, my family was at the table......

Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila.
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.

#MERRY Merry Merry Chrishmas buds

What is the difference between Gluhwein and Mulled Wine....











Geography

That's just geography is a line from Pretty Woman! My favourite film.

Tickled me

Just seen a photo of Meg 'n' Harry, he's looking a bit rosy cheeked and she's got the tough look on...

I wonder if it'll last... Imagine a scenario in 20 years, she might have moved on to a third marriage, the child's last name now Windsor Fortune.

I thought I'd get some fresh air by getting the train to Ramsgate.

We got the station and the guard announced 'Change here for Sandwich... Deal'.

So I shouted to him "I'm not that hard up, but thanks for the offer and Merry Christmas!"

I am in Texas after all

Neto is grateful for the scrapping of the tampon tax.

Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

KateR wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm

Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

That made me chuckle Kate good one.

Does Leeds in the FA cup count??

Whereshdoyouthinkposhcomesfromeh?

Posh Dad drunk : "Onetrchuphreeforfife."

Posh baby: "Wanchufreyforphife."

KateR wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm

Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

I hated f'in art.

Got a new Monoply game for Christmas

are you ready to rumble