Sheffield United. When it rains

Jeffbfc · Post by **Jeffbfc** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm

Just what they need.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55525813

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm

Mousset now has more points than Sheffield United.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:06 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm
Mousset now has more points than Sheffield United.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:06 pm

If they were stuck after the crash they could have always called up Richard Keogh's mates for a lift.

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:25 pm

Everyone was glancing enviously at Sheff Utd last season, now they are a mess. Just shows how quickly it can all unravel

nyclaret · Post by **nyclaret** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:29 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm
Mousset now has more points than Sheffield United.

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Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:32 pm

Ric_C wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:25 pm
Everyone was glancing enviously at Sheff Utd last season, now they are a mess. Just shows how quickly it can all unravel

We really struggled with them last season, their movement was just too much for us to handle.

Wilder was a victim of his own success. Better to get relegated first time round and nobody has any expectations of you.

Jeffbfc · Post by **Jeffbfc** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:46 pm

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Hit some parked cars.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:47 pm

Probably got driving lessons off Grealish

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tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:48 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:32 pm
We really struggled with them last season, their movement was just too much for us to handle.

Wilder was a victim of his own success. Better to get relegated first time round and nobody has any expectations of you.

Better not to get relegated....full stop.

LowtonClaret · Post by **LowtonClaret** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:48 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm
Mousset now has more points than Sheffield United.

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:49 pm

That looks expensive!

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:49 pm

Jeffbfc wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:46 pm
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Hit some parked cars.

" That should T-cut out, mate, no need to go through the insurers, eh ? " .....

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:50 pm

Good to see an established star of the game who has worked hard and succeeded on a long term basis at the highest level enjoying the fruits of his labours...

LowtonClaret · Post by **LowtonClaret** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:51 pm

Who was it who bought himself a Lambo after we got promoted first time round with horse face

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:54 pm

LowtonClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:51 pm
Who was it who bought himself a Lambo after we got promoted first time round with horse face

Chris Eagles I think.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:57 pm

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karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:57 pm

Is that his Vauxhall Insignia?

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:00 pm

Jeffbfc wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:46 pm
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Hit some parked cars.

You need to be really trying to smash up a 4wd Lambo.

Or very drunk...

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:01 pm

The stupidity of some of these lads is mind-Bogle - ing......

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:04 pm

Horrible club,I was over the moon when we beat them at Wembley in the play - off final

bob-the-scutter · Post by **bob-the-scutter** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:08 pm

nyclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:29 pm
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Naaah, that's a 6 pointer.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:12 pm

Depending on the driver, the amount of alcohol consumed - if any , any speeding and any previous record, it could be a twelve-weeker.

It might all be nonsense, of course, but even so they should have taken the Lunds - tram...

claret2018 · Post by **claret2018** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:19 pm

claptrappers_union wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:57 pm
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Amazing how some car designs date very quickly. That looks like a very old super car now

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:26 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:00 pm
You need to be really trying to smash up a 4wd Lambo ... Or very drunk ...

I suggest a combination of alcohol and lack of driving talent will be the cause here ... If he gets maximum points for both the drink-driving and careless driving. he'll have more points than us, never mind Sheffield United !!

Even Robert Jones couldn't have missed these offences ....

Iloveyoubrady · Post by **Iloveyoubrady** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:28 pm

claret2018 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:19 pm
Amazing how some car designs date very quickly. That looks like a very old super car now

Indeed looks very old compared to Mousset’s (what’s left of it).

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:32 pm

Iloveyoubrady wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:28 pm
Indeed looks very old compared to Mousset’s (what’s left of it).

At least 10 years older

holdyourfire · Post by **holdyourfire** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:33 pm

Jeffbfc wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:02 pm
Just what they need.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55525813

i bet an orange pick up would'nt squash that easy?

Jeffbfc · Post by **Jeffbfc** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:39 pm

holdyourfire wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:33 pm
i bet an orange pick up would'nt squash that easy?

Hopefully I won't find out pal

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:41 pm

They really are idiots some of these footballers.

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:43 pm

What a tit.

Makes me feel very lucky that all our players have their noses pointing in the wrong direction.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:43 pm

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gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:46 pm

Brilliant

Boss Hogg · Post by **Boss Hogg** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:02 pm

Need proper punishments. Some of these footballers are an embarrassment outside of football. As a club I don’t see anything wrong with Sheff Utd at all. Their fans I met on route to Wembley were good to talk too and I’ve known a few of their fans who are all good people. Don’t get the animosity.

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:20 pm

Following on from the Fulham partygoers why don’t these clubs grow a pair and “ investigate” straight away.
Then they can either deny these stories or take the selfish rule breakers out and shoot them!

holdyourfire · Post by **holdyourfire** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:30 pm

Jeffbfc wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:39 pm
Hopefully I won't find out pal

can't wait to sit in the back going over deerplay waving at the sheep again wi my trapper hat on,protecting my lovely locks.

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:22 pm

Looks like his driving skills are on a par with his footballing talent.

Him and Brewster were as bad as anything I’ve seen us come up against in the top two divisions.

Proper gash.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:02 pm

He was driving so fast that when the Mercedes clipped him with its wing-mirror that he naturally crashed onto the floor and rolled over a few times.

Clearly the penalty points should be given to the Mercedes owner along with a 3 week driving ban.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:34 pm

BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:22 pm
Looks like his driving skills are on a par with his footballing talent.

Him and Brewster were as bad as anything I’ve seen us come up against in the top two divisions.

Proper gash.

Indeed! and yet some posters on here think we should have signed Brewster, definitely avoided a waster there.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:09 am

Leisure wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:49 pm
That looks expensive!

Especially as if - I say if - he was drink-driving, I don't think the insurance will pay for the damage to his own car.

Colburn_Claret · Post by **Colburn_Claret** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:29 am

Acoording to their message board, he drives like a two hat, even when he's sober.
They aren't impressed at all.

What gets me is if you can afford a Lamborghini, a taxi from Sheffield to say London, would be loose change. That couldn't give a **** attitude would just stick in the throat of all football fans.

Jenny55 · Post by **Jenny55** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:37 am

tiger76 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:34 pm
Indeed! and yet some posters on here think we should have signed Brewster, definitely avoided a waster there.

Wilder has blown circa 35 million on Brewster and Mousset. Forget the fact that Sheff Utd are bottom of the league and the media love Chris Wilder, he should be fired for gross incompetence signing these two.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:53 am

I have no issue with Sheff U as a club. We've had some great tussles with them over the years and I've always seen them as one of those clubs very similar to us in so many ways, but I will say that the way Liverpool picked millions out of their pocket over Brewster shows how extremely careful clubs like us have to be with our cash. He really is awful.

Dougall · Post by **Dougall** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:42 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:32 pm
At least 10 years older

Did he get it in Bolton?

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:47 am

Shouldn't ejector seats work vertically, as opposed to through the side panels ?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:54 am

Dougall wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:42 am
Did he get it in Bolton?

Sorry but didn't we let Judas take him in July 2011

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ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:45 am

Ric_C wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:25 pm
Everyone was glancing enviously at Sheff Utd last season, now they are a mess. Just shows how quickly it can all unravel

Poor recruitment hasn't helped. He's rotating his team more to try and find a formula and it's all unravelled.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:52 am

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:45 am
Poor recruitment hasn't helped. He's rotating his team more to try and find a formula and it's all unravelled.

And whilst I acknowledge it's digressing from the thread slightly, it just highlights how careful we still need to be with signings, ALK or no ALK, as there's plenty of lemons out there and plenty of clubs (and agents) willing to ask stupid money for them, especially if they think you've got it!!

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:07 am

Dark Cloud wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:52 am
And whilst I acknowledge it's digressing from the thread slightly, it just highlights how careful we still need to be with signings, ALK or no ALK, as there's plenty of lemons out there and plenty of clubs (and agents) willing to ask stupid money for them, especially if they think you've got it!!

Absolutely. I think they got their summer recruitment wrong while we just didn't bother with it. I've watched them a few times and I really wonder whether paying all that money for Brewster was a good idea. He might become a very good player in time but I don't think he was what they needed just now.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:41 pm

Dark Cloud wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:52 am
And whilst I acknowledge it's digressing from the thread slightly, it just highlights how careful we still need to be with signings, ALK or no ALK, as there's plenty of lemons out there and plenty of clubs (and agents) willing to ask stupid money for them, especially if they think you've got it!!

Sean Dyche has often talked of how he has studied and visited Coaches from other sports, including one of the Boat race crews, and elite Rugby Union squads. One thing he's clearly taken from the All Blacks, amongst others, is their " No D******d " policy, I'm not sure he's gone as far as ensuring the players sweep up the floors of dressing rooms before leaving, though that might be for 2021 !!