***RESULTS NOW IN Tinned food count: Morrisons spaghetti rings and sausages 395g***

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:50 pm

Tarkys currently stood at the checkout so I thought I'd crack on

No juice this time but

guess the correct number of rings and correct number of sausages

I'll allow duplicates and split the points as I don't know if we'd have enough sausages or not for everyone to guess.

Results in at 4:30pm tomorrow!

Good luck and UTC!

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:59 pm

96 rings
6 mini bangers

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:01 pm

8 sausages
145 rings

3 points and a good game for the lads!

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:02 pm

That'll be a job and a half for you, Tarks. The Fragmentation issue could make it a nightmare.

But all the same, we can make it 5 points for the rings and three for the little bangers, and, as you say, points can be shared where necessary.

longsidepies · Post by **longsidepies** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:02 pm

13 bangers
179 rings

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:07 pm

10 sausage
212 rings

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:11 pm

181 rings
11 sausages

UTC!!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:11 pm

8 pork swords
138 Durum wheatflour-O's

Is there a liquid measure

??? Or just the solids

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:13 pm

12 bangers
178 ringy thingys

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:13 pm

Please note that I might amend my banger Estimate after viewing the Tin's label.

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:14 pm

12 sausages
200 rings

No jus? Wouldn't that make them a little dry??

2-0 Clarets

Thanks Tarky's Ears

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:18 pm

Well played tarky.
9 wurst
140 rings

Brucefanclaret · Post by **Brucefanclaret** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:26 pm

13 sausages and 139 rings, please. Thanks, Tarky’s

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:27 pm

7 diddy sausage jumping through
117 rings.
come on Clarets, let's lick the toffees UTC

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:30 pm

7 pigs fingers
109 hoops

97 ml jooose

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:44 pm

15 bangers and 171 ring jobbies.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:12 pm

8 bangers

133 hooooooooooooops

0 Joooosay.

Oh, and three points for sure on the morrow.

Claretmisterg · Post by **Claretmisterg** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:12 pm

I sez 191 hooooooopz
14 sossages
Toffees 0 Clarets 2

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:27 pm

10 sausage
317 hoopla's

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:29 pm

The last time i had a tin of bangers and hoops must be over 30 yrs ago !

14 excuses for a sausage

274 slippery hoops

Cheers Tarks.

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:32 pm

8 Sosig
487 spagoops

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:35 pm

Claretmisterg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:12 pm
I sez 181 hooooooopz

So doz I, mate.

And, having now seen the label, I stickz with 11 for the wurst.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:02 pm

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:35 pm
So doz I, mate.

And, having now seen the label, I stickz with 11 for the wurst.

You counting the sausages on the pics ?

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:09 pm

Hmm! interesting choice tarky_ears.

I'll plump for 10 sausages,
80 rings.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:00 pm

10 scraping from the discarded bones scattered on the abattoir floor stuffed into the used condoms of over randy pygmys, and 213 rings.
UTC.
Rings amended to 213 from 212.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:26 pm

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:02 pm
You counting the sausages on the pics ?

No, Tarky's: I just wanted to see whether the Units were mini-sausages or possibly full-length ones.

Mrg - I sez I already haz 181 for ringz!

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:40 pm

11 klein worsies
222 pasta condometjies

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:56 pm

I've already guessed 11, africlaret!

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:17 pm

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:56 pm
I've already guessed 11, africlaret!

I'll allow duplicates and split the points as I don't know if we'd have enough sausages or not for everyone to guess.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:39 pm

Yes, Tarks. As you said in the OP. But I thought I'd try nonetheless.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:44 pm

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:39 pm
Yes, Tarks. As you said in the OP. But I thought I'd try nonetheless.

Trying to play act to influence peoples guessing???

You're flirting with disqualification here Captain. May I remind you of your duties and obligations as an commissioned officer!

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:48 pm

164 rings
9 sausages

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:50 pm

80% sauce
A small sausage
20 rings at most

green_parrot · Post by **green_parrot** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:54 pm

184 spaghetti rings
5 sausages

claretdavid · Post by **claretdavid** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:04 pm

8 sausages
294 spaghetti rings

leedsdave · Post by **leedsdave** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:22 pm

15 sausages attempting to squeeze their way through 189 hoops.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:45 pm

17 wangers
172 ring pieces

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:10 am

11 (lets say) repackaged erm animal bits even Ant & Dec would not serve.
247 rings

Only OK for use for an extreme hang over - a sort of kill or cure option.

I admire the bravery of the esteemed counter.

CharlieinNewMexico · Post by **CharlieinNewMexico** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:12 am

Ahhhhhh makes me think of my childhood that tin! Mouth watering

157 spaggy hoopz, and 12 teeny logs of porky goodness.

Claretmisterg · Post by **Claretmisterg** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:33 am

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:26 pm

Mrg - I sez I already haz 181 for ringz!

Have amended my guess to 191

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:58 am

Thanks, misterg, and good luck.

I of course would have done the same for you.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:05 am

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:44 pm

You're flirting with disqualification here Captain.

Captain?

You, sir, are flirting with a flogging...

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:24 am

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:00 pm
10 scraping from the discarded bones scattered on the abattoir floor stuffed into the used condoms of over randy pygmys, and 212 rings.
UTC.

To copy one of my guesses is understandable but to copy both is disgusting behaviour.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:27 am

I am well aware of my duties, sir.

And to ensure that you are aware of yours, the official method of awarding shared points is as follows:

Units.

One Winner - 5
Two Winners - 2.5 each
Three Winners - 1.5 each
Four Winners - 1 each
Five or more Winners - 0.5 each.

Jooose.

One Winner - 3
Two Winners - 1.5 each
Three Winners - 1 each
Four or more Winners - 0.5 each.

In the absence of measurable jooose in this case, the second section above may be applied to the secondary type of Unit which clearly will be far smaller in number.

I have urgently this morning obtained permission for this from our local BTFCA rep, who nonetheless describes your choice of Commodity as 'unnecessarily awkward' and advises simple fruit or vegetable Units, with proper jooose, in future.

May the ethereals be as lenient toward you, Captain.

Dawlishclaret · Post by **Dawlishclaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:30 am

Morning all. 6 sausages and 169 rings.

Cabbage · Post by **Cabbage** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:41 am

8 sausages
186 hoops

UTC!

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:43 am

djemba-djemba wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:24 am
To copy one of my guesses is understandable but to copy both is disgusting behaviour.

Whoops, humble apologies djemba-djemba I have amended my ring ( if you pardon the expression ).
Now 10 things 213 hoops.

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:45 am

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:43 am
Whoops, humble apologies djemba-djemba I have amended my ring ( if you pardon the expression ).
Now 10 things 213 hoops.

Now I’ll be even more mad when there are 213 rings in the tin!

Zooniverser · Post by **Zooniverser** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:57 am

230 rings
10 sausages

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:26 am

8 sausage

368 rings