That's your Burnley
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That's your Burnley
Four four f***ing two
You see Burnley knows what Burnley is and is quite comfortable in its own skin. A pint of Carling and steamboat chasers at one forty five on a Friday afternoon? That’s your Burnley. Nobody look at each other’s feet because everyone’s wearing steel toe capped Lonsdales anyway? That’s your Burnley. Bottle of Paco Rabanne being passed round the pub as poppers? That’s your Burnley. Nothing on the telly tonight shall we set the garages on fire for something to do? That’s your Burnley. Sun’s out sofa in the front yard cans of Skol blasting Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff on repeat until someone throws a half brick at your head because they’re on night shifts and they seen it mistakenly rumoured on Facebook that you’re a nonce. That’s your Burnley. Week’s pay packet in the fruit machine now got nothing to take home to her so sell my Casio and get my cousin pregnant round the back while vomiting shish kebab over a passing mongrel? That’s your Burnley.
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You see Burnley knows what Burnley is and is quite comfortable in its own skin. A pint of Carling and steamboat chasers at one forty five on a Friday afternoon? That’s your Burnley. Nobody look at each other’s feet because everyone’s wearing steel toe capped Lonsdales anyway? That’s your Burnley. Bottle of Paco Rabanne being passed round the pub as poppers? That’s your Burnley. Nothing on the telly tonight shall we set the garages on fire for something to do? That’s your Burnley. Sun’s out sofa in the front yard cans of Skol blasting Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff on repeat until someone throws a half brick at your head because they’re on night shifts and they seen it mistakenly rumoured on Facebook that you’re a nonce. That’s your Burnley. Week’s pay packet in the fruit machine now got nothing to take home to her so sell my Casio and get my cousin pregnant round the back while vomiting shish kebab over a passing mongrel? That’s your Burnley.
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Re: That's your Burnley
Written by a scouser?
‘Kin thieving bin dippers. No doubt if they don’t go home with all three points there will be a candle lit vigil for them to cry at all night.
‘Kin thieving bin dippers. No doubt if they don’t go home with all three points there will be a candle lit vigil for them to cry at all night.
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Re: That's your Burnley
As pi$$takes go, not a bad one but not worth worrying about.
Re: That's your Burnley
Someone understands us.
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Re: That's your Burnley
Weirdly when he was describing the house, I’ve been in that house many times, could be any northern town though to be fair not just my nans (god rest her soul)
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Re: That's your Burnley
Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region
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Re: That's your Burnley
'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'
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Re: That's your Burnley
Correct...we Pi$$ in the sinks. Not me personallygawthorpe_view wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:37 am'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'
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Re: That's your Burnley
Always heartwarming to see working class northerners turn on each other.
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Re: That's your Burnley
Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away
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Re: That's your Burnley
The view isn't even that good from the back of the lower tier!
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Re: That's your Burnley
What I don't understand is why has he gone to the trouble to write such a flattering article. I think he's in love with us.
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Re: That's your Burnley
The same old outdated, tired tropes that Scousers themselves (rightly) complain about.
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Think we got off lightly.
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Re: That's your Burnley
Quite amusing and even more so when he could be describing the area around Anfield, Goodison, Kirby & Birkenhead.
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Re: That's your Burnley
I know I've posted this numerous times but this was my view on the day we won 1-0 with the Jeff Hendrick goal
Re: That's your Burnley
Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!
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Re: That's your Burnley
You'd have had a good view of the goal though Tony, but maybe not the build up.
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Re: That's your Burnley
To get the authentic Goodison experience I'm going to put my TV outside and watch the game through my letterbox
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To get the authentic Goodison experience I am going to pay a complete stranger £5 to mind my car.
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Re: That's your Burnley
Must have been somewhere posh Paco Rabane ? It was Hai Karate in our pub.
Re: That's your Burnley
Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then
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Re: That's your Burnley
A weeks pay packet in the fruit machine is good one and better than a weeks dole money in a fruit machine I suppose!
Re: That's your Burnley
....or they may find him attractive and nick all his stuff!
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Re: That's your Burnley
That’s your Burnley. UTC.
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Re: That's your Burnley
That’s your Burnley, you scouse *****!
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Re: That's your Burnley
I like Everton, I like Burnley winning more though!
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Re: That's your Burnley
It could be themselves. Swap mills for docks. Written whilst glancing in the mirror.
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