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Harmless jokes
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Re: Harmless jokes
Hope they didn't shell out too much on the funeral and had a cracking time.
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He was a good egg.
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Hes all white. He was buried in his favourite shell suit...
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I think it's ova.
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Cracking thread
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Better than his mates, one got boiled and had his head bashed in and the other got beaten up and his brains scrambled with microwaves
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It's a shame, as he had just come out of his Shell.
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Please don't take this thread to the "Eggstreme" and "Eggsasperate" the powers that be ........
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Fresh Laid to rest
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There is no such thing as a harmless joke.
Jokes are literally violence.
Check your privilege.
Jokes are literally violence.
Check your privilege.
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I suppose he could have died being poked by a load of soldiers.
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eggceedingly good. You know how to crack em, I bet Benedict missed him, at least he wasn't nuked
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Do you ever cluck on a thread and wish you hadnβt
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No holidays abroad this year so Boris and the gang set off for a Full Moon Party in Hat Rim and they run out of London...
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Capitol Hill, sink hole?
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The old songs are the best...
'Persius he go to Falariki, say good but not Mycenae"
'Persius he go to Falariki, say good but not Mycenae"
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I sent an email to the local MP and I got a call centre text back saying 'Don't stir...'
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Civil Engineering Party Conference and they sum up the events and they come to an agreement and the convenor says 'Right then... Frack London/ Re-float Thanet... Londoners''ll dig this.'
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Jimmy Young Meme Show 'And we have a letter from Ruislip from a listener and he's got a question for Dr.Caligari and he writes that he's run out of muckers and he's in a bit of a mess, well, doc?
And he instantly replies with gusto 'Astin Martin Monster Trucks'.
And he instantly replies with gusto 'Astin Martin Monster Trucks'.
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Spurs have got a new band together, Shazan Dave...
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Latest TV News and the Germans are up in arms again about Dad's Army...
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fao Pstotto - it is not fair to monopolize a joke thread. Other people, who don't share your sense of humour (which is a lot of us), want a fair crack of the whip.
So here's a rule. Maximum two jokes posted per person - this means you - on this thread. That way we all get a chance.
You can start a new thread called "pstotto jokes" as well, on which you can post what you want.
Is that fair?
So here's a rule. Maximum two jokes posted per person - this means you - on this thread. That way we all get a chance.
You can start a new thread called "pstotto jokes" as well, on which you can post what you want.
Is that fair?
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I think dsr has a point pstotto.
You do have an acquired sense of humour.
You do have an acquired sense of humour.
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Eggcellent dsrdsr wrote: βThu Mar 25, 2021 5:37 pmfao Pstotto - it is not fair to monopolize a joke thread. Other people, who don't share your sense of humour (which is a lot of us), want a fair crack of the whip.
So here's a rule. Maximum two jokes posted per person - this means you - on this thread. That way we all get a chance.
You can start a new thread called "pstotto jokes" as well, on which you can post what you want.
Is that fair?
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He really is eggsasperating.
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Scarves are apparently the most dangerous sort of clothing you can have.
Vests are apparently the least, as they're completely armless.
......oh , sorry....HARMless jokes...
Vests are apparently the least, as they're completely armless.
......oh , sorry....HARMless jokes...
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Makes you want to gatecrash a Hen Party...
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Buxtonclaret wrote: βThu Mar 25, 2021 5:56 pmScarves are apparently the most dangerous sort of clothing you can have.
Vests are apparently the least, as they're completely armless.
......oh , sorry....HARMless jokes...
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The future.
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Gid and the next quote for the Tape scene is 'But don't forget to take the pencil out of the tape when you've finished the operation.'
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We went to a country pub for lunch before the match and it was full so we decided to drive on to the next and we went in and it was empty and we asked if we could eat and the wife looked at the husband as he was pulling the pints and said OK and so we ordered and when the food came I asked her why the pub was empty and she said 'Well we don't generally have regular customers next day"...
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There's been people calling the Arabs about spending and the oil running out and what they're going to do and they say well ordinarily we're happy to live in tents in the desert and we like it, but we thought we'd just have a bit of fun...
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"Shall we have a do at building the tallest skyscraper?"
"Yeah...... Go then, shall we?
Let's have a do."
"Yeah...... Go then, shall we?
Let's have a do."
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There's a tiny little bug on the wall, I'm not quite sure anyway it seems to be entirely interested in the surface of the wall and I thought what and then I realized... There's a film of olive oil on the walls from the cooking and the condensation and over a period of time, I presume that it ferments and on a microscopic level, it's probably not so bad...
I'll let it live for now.
I'll let it live for now.
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Somewhere over the other side of the matrix...
"We've run out of London, has anybody got any left?"
"We've run out of London, has anybody got any left?"
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Go away
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