Man beaten up by furious octopus

[BenWickes]

There's a few interesting stories on BBC news including Russians gathering by Ukraine but we'll leave that one...

Further down the BBC website the headline in the subject made me chuckle.

He don't look too happy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-56612257

[BenWickes]

Must be a Chav Octopus...

[AfloatinClaret]

They can hurt too; one slapped me in Tonga and then bit me just to be sure, even with treatment the sting was sore for 2-3 days, then itchy for nearly a fortnight.

[Leisure]

They can hurt too; one slapped me in Tonga and then bit me just to be sure, even with treatment the sting was sore for 2-3 days, then itchy for nearly a fortnight.

Hope it wasn't on a delicate part of you!

[Dyched]

They can hurt too; one slapped me in Tonga and then bit me just to be sure, even with treatment the sting was sore for 2-3 days, then itchy for nearly a fortnight.

Such an appropriate username

[AfloatinClaret]

Hope it wasn't on a delicate part of you!

Not delicate, but still serious - it was my preferred drinking hand/arm

[yTib]

i didn't know octopus could sting but if that happened to me i'd be straight in and half an hour later that punchy little sod would be on the bbq.

[Bosscat]

Not delicate, but still serious - it was my preferred drinking hand/arm

Perhaps the Octopus was a member of the Temperance Movement

[BenWickes]

Perhaps the Octopus was a member of the Temperance Movement

'Sarsaparilla fuelled Octopus beats up Burnley fan'

[Volvoclaret]

Must be a Chav Octopus...

Why? Did it have a Staffie?

[Bosscat]

Why? Did it have a Staffie?

[boatshed bill]

Sucker

[HunterST_BFC]

The man was only a little molluscs-ted really.


Get's coat....... wanders off.............................

[EricaJacko]

He was annoyed he got his prediction wrong.

[Funkydrummer]

The pratt still went back in the water and seems surprised to have been attacked again.

Some folk don't have the sense that they're born with.

[tarkys_ears]

What a cuck

Chinned twice by an octopus...


...it's probably got 8 tentacles hanging out the back of his missus right now!

[EricaJacko]

What a cuck

Chinned twice by an octopus...


...it's probably got 8 tentacles hanging out the back of his missus right now!

Rightly annoyed!

[Vegas Claret]

proper slapper

[Aclaret]

Most people think an Octopus has 8 legs, in fact they have 6 legs & 2 arms, how do you know which are the arms I hear you say.
Give it a punch on top of the head, it will put it's 2 arms on its head when it says ouch !
Amazing what you learn watching the Blue Planet with Attenborough