2.18 Sparrowhawk last orders

[Pstotto]

https://youtu.be/cnwhu0UXDS4

It's interesting to watch Japanese Poiice motorcycle training videos on Youtube, where the best way to negotiate certain topographic conditions, is that you need to slow when you have to and not get carried away with the rave of speed otherwise you're off the road and probably dead.

[Pstotto]

... And you're checking the oil of the car and it's "Dad... I'm just checking the oil of the car and it's all thick and brown cream like a Cappucino on the cap."

And he replies "You're not f**king the engine of the car as well, are you?"

[Pstotto]

100% not.

[Pstotto]

"It was my sister doing a reverse hill start."

[Pstotto]

Ching... "Luncheon and what beer"?"

"No full salad? Turkey plate and a pint of Bass( and not on the same knee) please, love.'



Ching.

[Pstotto]

"Table 8."

"Thanks."

[ten bellies]

As monologues go.........

[LS7]

Japanese police motorcycle training videos is quite a niche topic

[Volvoclaret]

I've got a yen to do it.

[aclaretinstevenage]

I have absolutely no clue!

[Marty Dobson]

It tokyo long enough to get it.

[Bosscat]

Cashier number 2 please

[Volvoclaret]

Is Sushuki an edible motorbike?

[Pstotto]

Ching-Ching- "Chairs Tables, Chaz."

Outside... "Who were those losers in the Porsche at the bar"?

"No idea Love, muttering about sushi, that's all I could make out."

[dougcollins]

I took some sushi home and cooked it, tasted like fish.

[tim_noone]

Is Sushuki an edible motorbike?

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