Sean Dyche Facts

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:21 pm

Remember this doing the rounds last year and it made me chuckle.

Can't anyone remember any?

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:27 pm

Sean Dyche once impregnated a girl simply by smuling at her.

True story!

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:30 pm

I think I've got a link to it saved at home from when it was on CM.

I'll have a look later.

I've logged into my Chrome account , it's not there that I can see.

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:30 pm

I think it's been deleted, it used to sit in the classic threads section

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:31 pm

Sean Dyche can kill two stones with one bird.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:39 pm

Sean Dyche can slam a revolving door

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:40 pm

Guess we'll have to make a new one then...!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:41 pm

Sean Dyche furrowed his brow at the apple on a young boy´s head and the apple split in two.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:41 pm

Sean Dyche and Superman once fought each other for a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Mayoclaret · Post by **Mayoclaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:43 pm

I remember one that made me laugh - can't remember who came up with it..................

Sean Dyche went on holiday to The Virgin Islands and when he left they were known as The Islands

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:45 pm

Sean Dyche can follow you into a revolving door and come out of the other side first.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:46 pm

Sean Dyche counted to infinity... twice

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:46 pm

That was my favourite, Mayoclaret.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:48 pm

Jesus could walk on water, Sean Dyche can swim through land.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:54 pm

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Sean Dyche.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:55 pm

Sean Dyche can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:55 pm

Sean Dyche removed the thorn from the lions paw.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:56 pm

Sean Dyche can whistle in German

Sproggy · Post by **Sproggy** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:05 pm

His Virgin Islands visit was just the warm up for his trip to Lesbos.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:06 pm

Humans can peel a banana with their hands.

Apes can peel a banana with their feet.

Sean Dyche can peel a banana with his knees.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:07 pm

Sean Dyche once took a lie detector test. The lie detector machine confessed everything.

CFS · Post by **CFS** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:22 pm

When the creator of the mobile made his first phone he had 3 missed calls from dyche.

MiltonKeynesClaret93 · Post by **MiltonKeynesClaret93** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:30 pm

Sean Dyche plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and wins every time.

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:35 pm

Sean Dyche finds Darth Vader's lack of faith disturbing.

Mayoclaret · Post by **Mayoclaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:38 pm

Sean Dyche cleans his teeth and then gargles with rocks.

Selby Claret · Post by **Selby Claret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:43 pm

Sean Dyche built Rome in a day

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:11 pm

When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, he had a friend request from Sean Dyche.

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:16 pm

Sean Dyche CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs.

Or is that his mrs?

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:27 pm

Sean Dyche doesn't wear sunglasses, the sun wears Sean Dyche glasses.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:33 pm

Sean Dyche was born in Kettering on June 28th, 1971.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:44 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Sean Dyche was born in Kettering on June 28th, 1971.

Correction - He strolled out.

claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:48 pm

Goobs wrote:Correction - He strolled out.

Correction - he punched his way out

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:29 pm

Every time Sean Dyche claps an African Child is saved.

ArmchairDetective · Post by **ArmchairDetective** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:32 pm

Sean Dyche once searched 'soapy titwank' and posted a screenshot online. Nobody laughed and it was deemed acceptable.

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:35 pm

Moses collected the 10 Commandments from Sean Dyche.

vinrogue · Post by **vinrogue** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:39 pm

Noah was counting them in two by two and then said ok Sean just the one of you that's ok with God.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:40 pm

Moses: Aren't these a bit restrictive?
Dyche: There is freedom within the framework.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:21 pm

Is this thread meant to be funny ?

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:43 pm

joey13 wrote:Is this thread meant to be funny ?

You miserable sod.

califclaret · Post by **califclaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:52 pm

Sean Dyche can clap with one hand, and part waters with the other.

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:18 pm

Sean Dyche once made joey13 laugh.

TomtheClaret · Post by **TomtheClaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:25 pm

Sean Dyche is the messiah and not a very naughty boy

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:26 pm

Sean Dyche created the universe with only a zx spectrum and a box of magnets.
He might have used a piece of string as well but its yet to be confirmed.

TomtheClaret · Post by **TomtheClaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:32 pm

holycustard wrote:Sean Dyche created the universe with only a zx spectrum and a box of magnets.
He might have used a piece of string as well but its yet to be confirmed.

Custard your back! Woo hoo!

Mayoclaret · Post by **Mayoclaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:05 pm

And on the 7th Day .........Sean Dyche didn't rest.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:19 pm

Sean Dyche kept us all in suspense & then signed Joey Barton.

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:29 pm

One day he will leave. Sorry

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:33 pm

john'sroseyspecs wrote:One day he will leave. Sorry

I can't ever recall anyone saying he wouldn't.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:35 pm

Sean Dyche can check out AND leave the Hotel California.

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:53 pm

TomtheClaret wrote:Sean Dyche is the messiah and not a very naughty boy

Coyle is God ?