You know you are getting old when....
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When contribute to threads like this.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When in the past you would only go on a long walk if it included going to a pub but now you ask if there’s a cafe or garden centre on the route!
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
when you remember United signing Ronaldo the first time
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Macaulay Culkin celebrates his 41st birthday
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You keep a stick in your shed specifically for stirring paint.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
you buy a nest of 3 tables...
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Your back goes out more often than you do.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you sit on the toilet and your balls get wet
(old gag)
(old gag)
Re: You know you are getting old when....
When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you can't remember if you've read this thread before
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
My Dad told me that one of employees, a guy in the 20-somethings had never heard of Laurel & Hardy.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When your kids start having a interest in how much money you have in the bank and how much your house is worth,and you start to see more of them!
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you can count all your teeth on 2 hands.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
No, thats when you know you've gone senile!
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Instead of just falling over, you have a fall
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You can remember when the kop sang you'll never walk alone without the need of a backing track
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
... people rush over to help when you fall instead of burst out laughing !
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Your heart skips a beat when the Chums catalogue arrives.
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I think that's more down to being thick, than age. Hardy died well over 20 years before I was born.claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:53 amMy Dad told me that one of employees, a guy in the 20-somethings had never heard of Laurel & Hardy.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You keep a stick in your shed specifically for stirring paint.
Used one today. Tip of the day collect the wooden sticks attached to fallen sky rockets the day after Bonfire night. You will thank me.
Used one today. Tip of the day collect the wooden sticks attached to fallen sky rockets the day after Bonfire night. You will thank me.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You can't remember if you posted earlier on this thread.
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Young uns call you Sir.....
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When you know the precise location of every shop and public toilet within a five mile radius.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
... you can't stay awake to watch MOTD 'live' - but you are up so early on Sunday morning you have time to watch on iplayer before the repeat starts!