You know you are getting old when....
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You know you are getting old when....
The guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
...every single aspect of life annoys the ferk out of you.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
My mate said he felt old yesterday when his mates kids popped up in "people you may know" section in fb
I said hey at least its not tinder
I said hey at least its not tinder
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
BFC offer you a new contract
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
On a work meeting yesterday a colleague had to break off to answer the door and returned announcing that her costume for a 70s party had turned up. I suddenly realised I was the only person on the call who was alive in the 70s!
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You think house and garage music are background music in estate agents and car dealers.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You remember watching Burnley v Rochdale.
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You light a fag and it singes your nose hair
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You clean your house to the songs you used to dance to in nightclubs
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You have to warm up before and warm down after........ doing half an hour of gardening.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
they pull a sheet over your head.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you are given a Wagon Wheel and think my matchbox cars used to have bigger wheels
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
find yourself ordering tartan slippers
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When your belly button collects more fluff than your tumble dryer filter
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When your computer is covered in post-it-notes to remind you what you are supposed to be doing.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
...when lying on your deathbed
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Instead of going for a 5 mile run you wander off down memory lane………...
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You notice an elderly person sitting on the bus who then stands up and offers you the seat………….
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You buy clothes for comfort instead of fashion.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
My nephew (5) picked up my game boy and tried pressed the screen
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You keep opening the fridge door with a pair of manky socks in your hand.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
And getting in and out of the car.fidelcastro wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 amYou make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You keep checking Summer transfer window rumours. When, if anybody signs, CT will have a page up sharpish.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You start laughing at Bosscats jokes.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
you buy yourself a £2 pair of readers from homebargains
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Pstotto's posts make perfect sense
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You realise that 1980 and 2021 are as far apart as 1980 and 1939.
(Stolen from Facebook).
(Stolen from Facebook).
Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you are older than CT
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Ooi that's me
Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you get Klingons on your starboard bow
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Can relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Well you would to this oneCaptainKirk wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:29 pmCan relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Close the thread, folks. This one's the winner.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Watching athletics:
Hop, skip and jump is now triple jump
Pole vaulters land on an airbed, not sand.
High jumpers clear the bar on their back.
Hop, skip and jump is now triple jump
Pole vaulters land on an airbed, not sand.
High jumpers clear the bar on their back.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You could of sworn you didn’t take a big piece of chocolate to bed …
Re: You know you are getting old when....
You are confusing first signs of madness...
Re: You know you are getting old when....
Keith Waterhouse once wrote that it is when you are sat at a family meal, pick up the daddies sauce and look across the table and see that the picture resembles your son, not you.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
You can tuck your nuts in your socks.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
That just says you're in a car with a twentysomething year old.CaptainKirk wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:07 amThe guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When you prefer Fruit and Nut over Dairy Milk.
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
Nope, C- must do better.John Johnson 1605 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:55 pm1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).
2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo
3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.
1. Easy.
2. No need.
3. It’s cack.
Not that old!
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Re: You know you are getting old when....
When bread with seeds and stuff becomes more desirable than White Toastie Warburton's