Song for Maxwell....
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Song for Maxwell....
To the tune of Just one Cornetto but pronounce his name as it should be:
Oh Maxwell Cornet, You wasn't free,
You came from Lyon, to Burn-er-ley.
Run down the left wing, run down the right,
You make the oppos, look like 5h1te.
Oh Maxwell, Oh Maxwell Cornet
I love you more than a Walls ice cream!
Oh Maxwell Cornet, You wasn't free,
You came from Lyon, to Burn-er-ley.
Run down the left wing, run down the right,
You make the oppos, look like 5h1te.
Oh Maxwell, Oh Maxwell Cornet
I love you more than a Walls ice cream!
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Or
He plays at the back
He plays in attack
His name is Maxwell cornet
Makes defences crap
Allez allez allez
Cornet cornet cornet
Or - more likely
We’ve got cornet/ole ole ole cornet cornet...
He plays at the back
He plays in attack
His name is Maxwell cornet
Makes defences crap
Allez allez allez
Cornet cornet cornet
Or - more likely
We’ve got cornet/ole ole ole cornet cornet...
Re: Song for Maxwell....
Needs work as they say ... and imagine it at 120mph in the CFS
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Maxwel*
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Good effort, but I can't imagine the coked up knobheads in the CFS remembering all that.StuffyClaret wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:21 pmTo the tune of Just one Cornetto but pronounce his name as it should be:
Oh Maxwell Cornet, You wasn't free,
You came from Lyon, to Burn-er-ley.
Run down the left wing, run down the right,
You make the oppos, look like 5h1te.
Oh Maxwell, Oh Maxwell Cornet
I love you more than a Walls ice cream!
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Allez allez Allez allez, Cornet, Cornet (tune of ole ole ole ole)
Nice and simple, like most of us.
Nice and simple, like most of us.
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We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay
OK its been done for Defour but its a great chant
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay
OK its been done for Defour but its a great chant
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
As previously mentioned, I think we should go with something more simple, such as... "olé olé olé olé Cornet"
Surely no one can get that one wrong? Can they?
Surely no one can get that one wrong? Can they?
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Super, super Max
super, super Max
Super, super Max
Super Maxwell Cornay
Keep it simple lads.
super, super Max
Super, super Max
Super Maxwell Cornay
Keep it simple lads.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
It’s been said before but something can surely be done with
Bang, bang Maxwells silver hammer.
Bang, bang Maxwells silver hammer.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Maxwel, oh Maxwel Cornet run down the wing for me.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Bosscat wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:29 pmWe've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
We've told you before
He's Special like Defour
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay
We've got Corn-ay
Maxwell Corn-ay
Just don't think you understand
He's Sean Dyches Man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Maxwell Corn-ay
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One the CFS can surely do. To the ‘tune’ of we’ve got Robbie Blake, we’ve got Max Cornet ( Cornay).
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
To the tune that's amore.
If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet
If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet
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Stone Roses - Made of Stone
Max Cornet, Max Cornet
Our Ivorian wing genius,
beat you twice before you’ve seen it
Scoring all the goals
Burnley’s Max Cornet
Max Cornet, Max Cornet
Our Ivorian wing genius,
beat you twice before you’ve seen it
Scoring all the goals
Burnley’s Max Cornet
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Just has to be Mousse T Horny:
Max Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
Max Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
Cornet
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
No offence lads but in this day and age maybe we could use lyrics without crap or shite in them. let’s tidy up the Burnley reputation a little bit. Doesn’t take a lot of effort. Let’s move with the times. Let’s make Turf Moor a genuinely warm and welcoming place for ‘all’ Burnley fans and players alike. Family friendly, child friendly, all visitors. Let’s become as diverse as we claim to be.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Can’t go on today. Just feeling a bit off colour today, so to those lucky enough to be there, enjoy.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Best one yet!To the tune that's amore.
If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet
Re: Song for Maxwell....
Has to be -
Allez, allez, allez, allez... Cornet, Cornet...
Simple, catchy, French.
Looking forward to that filling the Turf as he skips past another left back.
Allez, allez, allez, allez... Cornet, Cornet...
Simple, catchy, French.
Looking forward to that filling the Turf as he skips past another left back.
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Here for the money, he's only here for the money!
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s our French winger
And he’s f*cking ace
Maxwell Cornet
He’s our French winger
And he’s f*cking ace
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
Erm, he’s not French.1989_claret wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:40 pmGimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s our French winger
And he’s f*cking ace
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We go again…
Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s Ivorian
And he’s f*cking ace
Gimme gimme gimme
Maxwell Cornet
He’s Ivorian
And he’s f*cking ace
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Raspberry beret- prince
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
From Chelsea’s Kai Havertz song
Ohhh Alan do you know what he’s worth
Maxwel Cornet is the best on earth
Fast as f&£! just what we need
He’ll win Burnley the premier league
Ohhh Alan do you know what he’s worth
Maxwel Cornet is the best on earth
Fast as f&£! just what we need
He’ll win Burnley the premier league
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He was playing his time as left back in the side
Featuring in the champions League
He told us several times that he didn't like our kind
'Cause he'd never heard of Burnalee
Seems that we were busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when Alan Pace met him and he signed him
And he walked in through the front door, front door
He was our...
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
Maxwell Cornet
Moving from Lyon to play at turf moor
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Tune,Swords of a thousand men:
Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
Running down the wing is super Max Corney
Repeat.
Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
Running down the wing is super Max Corney
Repeat.
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Saw this posted the other day on Facebook. It’s a bit different, though I think Liverpool use the tune for Origi?
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If that takes off, then I may consider stopping going on.Claretforever wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:26 pmSaw this posted the other day on Facebook. It’s a bit different, though I think Liverpool use the tune for Origi?
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Ought to be something using Maxwell's Silver Hammer chorus!
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon the ball
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure it was in the goal
Wo-wo-wo-woh
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Couldn’t agree more, especially now going on with nephew.Darnhill Claret wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:08 pmNo offence lads but in this day and age maybe we could use lyrics without crap or shite in them. let’s tidy up the Burnley reputation a little bit. Doesn’t take a lot of effort. Let’s move with the times. Let’s make Turf Moor a genuinely warm and welcoming place for ‘all’ Burnley fans and players alike. Family friendly, child friendly, all visitors. Let’s become as diverse as we claim to be.
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How about we sit quietly and watch the game with our dignity intact
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Freezer lolly good fellow ?
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One 'L' in Maxwel,
There's only one 'L' in Maxwel.....
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Was sung a few times for Dean Marney but never really took off.scouseclaret wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:35 pmGets my vote. Simple, catchy, not a regurgitation of a chant we’ve used before nor, to the best of my knowledge, one that’s been lifted from another club/player.
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Re: Song for Maxwell....
To the tune of those were the days
Oh Maxwel Cornet
He plays for Burn a lay
He’ll score goals for ever and a day
He used to play in France
He loves the Umbro badge
Maxwel Cornet oh Maxwel Cornet
Or something like that
Oh Maxwel Cornet
He plays for Burn a lay
He’ll score goals for ever and a day
He used to play in France
He loves the Umbro badge
Maxwel Cornet oh Maxwel Cornet
Or something like that
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That's brilliant!Longsidebovril wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:25 pmTo the tune of those were the days
Oh Maxwel Cornet
He plays for Burn a lay
He’ll score goals for ever and a day
He used to play in France
He loves the Umbro badge
Maxwel Cornet oh Maxwel Cornet
Or something like that
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'Maxwell Cornet' sung to the tune of Rupert Bear.
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This and the mousse T ‘Cornet, Cornet, Cornet’, all they way!gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:40 pmOne 'L' in Maxwel,
There's only one 'L' in Maxwel.....
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You're just too good to be true
Can't take our eyes off you
You've got a heavenly touch
Wanted to sign you so much
At long last you have arrived
I thank God im alive
Your just too good to be true
Cornet. all eyes on you
Can't take our eyes off you
You've got a heavenly touch
Wanted to sign you so much
At long last you have arrived
I thank God im alive
Your just too good to be true
Cornet. all eyes on you
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Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?
Are you sure you're not from Stoke?
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I thought i was high
I thought i was high
When i read that we'd signed you
I thought i was high
I thought i was high
When i read that we'd signed you
I thought i was high
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We're glad that you're here
We're glad that you're here
Berlins shite anyway due to its position in the former East Germany
We're glad that you're here
We're glad that you're here
Berlins shite anyway due to its position in the former East Germany
We're glad that you're here
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me
Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet plays for us magnificoo
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me
Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet, Maxwel Cornet
Maxwel Cornet plays for us magnificoo
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...