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You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:22 pm

Yogerly Chewsuckfeetny is over from a foreign place to enlighten... The populace?

My grandma?

Lived in a field and lived off ants.

Actually... Folk in Burnley are still talking over the looms about...

"Sorry Yogerly we've got uncles and great uncles and uncles and great uncles missing."


Burnley bus stop story again (sigh).

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:25 pm

Literary genius.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:45 pm

Pstotto, youre right of course, but dont forget the drain covers manufactured in manchester in the 1930's, or the discarded bread and cheese.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by ClaretAndJew » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:13 pm

There are several pamphlets that discuss the nuances of bakery stocks within the East Lancashire region circa 1874. Nowhere is Oddies mentioned.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:18 pm

and what self respecting sewerage engineer from the 1840's would fail to discuss dandelions ?
The world is madness.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by ClaretAndJew » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:22 pm

I once spoke to a woman from Didsbury who told me she had been formally introduced to Lord Sandwich of Buckminster. They discussed, apparently, the ideals of whale entrapment. What the woman didn't realise at the time was, there are no whales in Greater Manchester. The X43 has since tried to replicate whales by being painted black.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:30 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:22 pm
I once spoke to a woman from Didsbury who told me she had been formally introduced to Lord Sandwich of Buckminster. They discussed, apparently, the ideals of whale entrapment. What the woman didn't realise at the time was, there are no whales in Greater Manchester. The X43 has since tried to replicate whales by being painted black.
I know, its a disgrace, and the X43 was originally a service that was so empathetic towards the species.
The Beluga will particularly face recriminations just south of Greenland , mark my words.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by ClaretAndJew » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:32 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:30 pm
I know, its a disgrace, and the X43 was originally a service that was so empathetic towards the species.
The Beluga will particularly face recriminations just south of Greenland , mark my words.
If the Japanese hear about the X43 there will be hell to pay. According to the sanctions of 1932, chicken feed must only been thrown vertically, so that the chickens can believe it's raining food.

Since then, there have been no candles made in Barnoldswick.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:36 pm

In addition, the parliamentary reform act made it crystal clear that onions can only be sold to protestants who have signed the declaration of seasame buns. Nothing will be permitted that contradicts this.
It was written on tablets of yeast as early as the early 14th century.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:06 am

There was a thing in the mid- 90s in the Burnley Express about a Buddhist yogi from Bolton coming to Burnley to tell local folk about grasping and desire and donkeys and tigers and 'Don't be disparaging to the guru' or you will be kicked out of town.'

Bloke from Bolton on stage in the Mechanics.

Steve Cooghan?

Peter Kay?

I haven't seen him on YouTube on a night out in Burnley on the pull yet, to explain his delusion further.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Wile E Coyote » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:30 am

I think its the same bloke I met, he handed me the Upanishads in my workplace at dinner time, and the night before I had watched the Razors edge. and that is no word of a lie Pstotto.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:46 am

If that happens to the millisecond and it's absolutely life calling you on an esoteric level... Don't believe hype.

All skiers, surfers agree, my bet 100%.
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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:47 am

Great points!

(Why do I feel like I’m on an acid trip) ?

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Inchy » Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:52 am

Ward 1 Calderstones

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by IanMcL » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:09 am

Are Calder stones part of the river of life?
Rippling to and fro and land where the energy takes them, yet always ending in an order never predicted?

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:25 am

IanMcL wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:09 am
Are Calder stones part of the river of life?
Rippling to and fro and land where the energy takes them, yet always ending in an order never predicted?
No ;)
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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:29 am

However, if you care to practice orienteering to a level beyond the melting
point of paper, then you'll discover that the elixir of life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
It's just a moment in time, whereby you are able to fish in the sea of life and reflect
in your mirrors.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Volvoclaret » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:56 am

Its magic mushroom season again
:D

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Bosscat » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:08 am

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Massivefloodlights » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:38 pm

Listen mate, you buy the dip, and that’s that.

:)

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:39 pm

I feel like I have just opened a 2nd bottle of absinthe

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:53 pm

¥

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by IanMcL » Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:11 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:29 am
However, if you care to practice orienteering to a level beyond the melting
point of paper, then you'll discover that the elixir of life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
It's just a moment in time, whereby you are able to fish in the sea of life and reflect
in your mirrors.
We vampires have some issues with mirrors.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by BenWickes » Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:45 pm

The problem with Pstotto's posts is I usually read them after coming home from work after a night shift or just after I have woke up. I am either brain frazzled or cloudy headed. Need to read these at some stage between and try to decode it.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:18 pm

It's about the Trojan Horse of drugs and post 1960 England.

All those esoteric ideologies, religions and philosophies from elsewhere have been created by minds much more sophisticated intelligent and evil than you or I, for political divide and rule for centuries.

The claim is that drug experience is what they are about, but without the drugs, so muppets like you or I may have been sold a dummy to think drugs IS THEM.

It's not.

All those esoteric books are pure evil drivel and the people flogging those esoteric ideologies are on the make for other purposes.

Their Achilles Heel, though... Visual language and image processing and the now ubiquity of the idea of a 2D data field.

Look at the standard of the art in Be Here Now.

Super Enlightened super art yah?????

No enlightened mind had anything to do with that book, it's a professional scam and nothing else.

Many bought into it hook line and sinker, because the hippy packaging is very convincing as 'Eco-art.'


However it has suited malignant wishes to destroy others and claim wisdom where there isn't any and convince others of the scam, that should now be recognises for the pyramid selling scam that it is.

It's Silk Road trash that should have died out when the Silk Road was over.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:28 pm

Waldemar Januszczak is very good at convincing others on BBC 4 as he decodes cathedrals etc as a political scam, let him to the BBC 1 expose.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by yTib » Tue Sep 07, 2021 8:11 pm

BenWickes wrote:
Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:45 pm
The problem with Pstotto's posts is I usually read them after coming home from work after a night shift or just after I have woke up. I am either brain frazzled or cloudy headed. Need to read these at some stage between and try to decode it.
there is nothing profound to decode. the op is just a navel-gazing internet tart.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:20 pm

yTib has made a perception of something in his visual field.

This has pictorial acreage for having geometric expanse.

Presumably he thinks I have a real-time filter on my phone of my navel which I then can claim to be the source of existence, rather like a tornado touching ground and I descend to Earth via this magic staircase and this was a fixation of mine to project on to any image.

This is a presumption upon a 2D data field that is a bit silly to be honest.

He must have projected his Milky Way Fantasy and then in a jealous fit prayed for his delusion to somehow come true.

However his fantasy is a silly as the idea that I manufactured my sperm and for the last however many years since the first appearance in the perceived external world, that 'the source' was IT and nothing else.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:23 pm

... And that that would be my visual research.

:-)

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Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:34 pm

No esoteric culture can claim media for themselves of claim it's name and live according to the nearest volcano.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:35 pm

Except that girl next door and me.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:53 pm

I now think I am an alien from another planet because there is no biological imperative for the white man in his domain in contrast to the black man in Africa who really needs his nature to survive physically in that harsh climate and harsh conditions.

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Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:59 pm

I go to Greece on holiday and you can hire a sunbed on the beach if you so desire is for the day.

That's the offer from Zorba.

Yeah but he's got leather skin and I haven't.

A few hours maybe on the beach but no way, I'm there for the sand, man.

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Post by IanMcL » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:06 pm

Pstotto wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:53 pm
I now think I am an alien from another planet because there is no biological imperative for the white man in his domain in contrast to the black man in Africa who really needs his nature to survive physically in that harsh climate and harsh conditions.
I would reconsider your whiteness the further north you go.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:41 pm

I live down South now.

I've gone downhill.

In actual fact it's true.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:43 pm

I've only gone up in the less rainfall world.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:44 pm

I have better sex with Aries women, because of that.

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Post by Pstotto » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:46 pm

"I quite like wine, it's quite a nice drink is wine, on holiday with a meal."

:-)

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Post by Pstotto » Wed Sep 08, 2021 12:50 am

At last... The 18th C. began.

1784 viewings, early Wednesday morning, somewhere hot.

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Post by Pstotto » Wed Sep 08, 2021 12:52 am

"Pieces of dirt.
Pieces of dirt."

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:42 pm

Baseball hero has his vinyl wrap Merc wagon on mega wheels e.g. : https://www.exoticvehiclewraps.com/10-b ... p-designs/

Then goes into his house and looks at this???????:

https://www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tate-m ... aina-himid

That don't add up.

Again... Art of The Silk Road?????

That?

... And she drives round in a vinyl wrap Merc wagon on mega wheels, does she?

That don't add up.

The visual chasm of talent is more of a joke that Candid Camera or Beadle About.

Pantomime level.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:15 pm

When the U.S. Indianapolis sank, they forgot about the ship and nobody looked for them for three days.

Only a couple survived in the water out of over 1000 in the water when it went down.

It's an horrendous story.

I now think that Jesus's death was staged and the story of the virgin birth was for Joseph, make your own conclusions and that Jesus was a military leader and that the Jews downed the Roman Empire with their Love and Peace 'Idol.'

Thinking of that military fantasy of the past, as a conjecture, what of the downing of the English Empire post-1945 and the Fall of London whenever.

Dissident Chinese artist yah... Clever feint.

No fooling me, bud.

No border, free world all come to the West and with the new Love and Peace 'Idols'...

Thinking back to the notion of pure nihilism and Mad Max worlds, where now in the water, in our people media sunk nation, as it stands to fall.

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Post by Pstotto » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:17 pm

Sleep sleep sleepy...

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:44 pm

Esoteric doctrines are designed to hook and reel out and hook and reel out and create additional problems around social mobility and temporal experience and contingency usurping the grain of truth in all things, in our cultural world not the Ghobi desert etc. and all designed to be exactly where it should be in time.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:47 pm

Let it be, fate is fair in all decree.

It's a powerful illusion when it occurs.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Fri Sep 10, 2021 7:14 pm

The Social Progressive Movement and the Metro-Liberal Fascists no doubt will be having eco- pig swill food to save the planet again... Mind over matter joy and clapping and self-sacrifice for nihilism.

Road drain magnet tin sweetcorn yah... Sieving for the golden age.

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Re: You can't tell me about life

Post by Pstotto » Fri Sep 10, 2021 7:20 pm

Some of them come down to round here from Watford and then for a day out for being good it's the recycling centre for dinner, no sentient being shall go to waste.

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