Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm

My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.

Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:27 pm

Pstotto wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm
My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.

Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.

I was picturing you more as Edward Scissorhands Pstotto or perhaps Freddy Kruger

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:32 pm

In your mind?

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:34 pm

Wizard of Oz with me playing Dorothy as I just adore those sparling ruby slippers

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:40 pm

The Elephant Man.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:41 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:34 pm
Wizard of Oz with me playing Dorothy as I just adore those sparling ruby slippers

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:42 pm

I would be producer of "Twelve Angry Men" a remake featuring the rovers team and Mowbray after their recent misfortunes having being thumped 0-7 at home.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:30 pm

She goes on her hen night first with the other workers of the bank and they've decided all to go in there Santand...and T-shirts with "Can I help you?"

on the back...

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:32 pm

One tequila two tequila three to keel over...

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:33 pm

Fonda starts a Scrap Metal band.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:01 pm

Amadeus - In my feckin' dreams.

Kes - much closer to reality.

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:28 pm

"Withnail and I"
You pick which...

or Bob' Hoskins in
"The Long Good Friday"

... Read from this what you want to

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:44 pm

Eric Liddel in Chariots of Fire.

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:02 am

Tommy Cooper in The Plank

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:12 am

I'd be sat in the waiting room, keeping a straight face.

The Blood Donor

Holmeclaret · Post by **Holmeclaret** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:49 am

Pstotto wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm
My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.

Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.

Whenever I open one of your posts I’m in the rabbit hole scene from the Matrix so I suppose that would be the one.

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:34 am

Bruce Dern's character Mark Rumsfeld in 'The Burbs'.

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:47 am

The Worlds Luckiest Man

(don't google it at work

)

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:54 pm

Salieri or Mozart, gawthorpe-view?

Holmeclaret I hope I'm not in your matrix, I was hoping I'd left the 4th dimensional structure.

Murger · Post by **Murger** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:57 pm

I'd love to be James Bond. All those women, fast cars and exotic locations.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:32 pm

007 is actually the London to Dover National Express bus.

That's where Ian Fleming got the number.

Perhaps if you're an 'average Burnley fan', you'll be nearer to 007.

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:42 pm

The Omega Man (1971) A survivor of a global pandemic surrounded by sheep like mutants.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:11 pm

Pstotto wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:32 pm
007 is actually the London to Dover National Express bus.

That's where Ian Fleming got the number.

Perhaps if you're an 'average Burnley fan', you'll be nearer to 007.

"James Bond" was the author of "Birds of the West Indies" that Fleming took the name from ... it was on his bookshelf at his home in Jamaica "Goldeneye"

claretfern · Post by **claretfern** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:39 pm

Steve McQueen
The Great Escape.

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:34 pm

I think I would be perfect as Humphrey Bogart's Rick Blaine in "Casablanca". Plus I know I would be just the right person for Ingrid Bergman to fall in love with.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:47 pm

Sorry, your re-make stars Greta Thunberg.

This is your script:

"The only way to get rid of that broad is with a disease."

strayclaret · Post by **strayclaret** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:06 pm

Dustin Hoffman in the Graduate

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:54 am

If you go to Tescos and bang on the windows loudly shouting ELAINE. ELAINE you MIGHT attract the check-out girl's attention but not if you're a graduate.

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:48 pm

There's a few I could see as the next Jack Nicholson in the remake of The Shinning no problem.

For me Jodie Foster in The Silence of the Lambs or Marge Simpson in the remake of The Simpsons (might well have been Judy in Wizard of Oz but DA beat me to it, and to be fair I think he would carry it off better than me)

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:53 pm

Debbie does Dallas.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:00 pm

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:53 pm
Debbie does Dallas.

Can't really see you as Debbie but hey ho Volvo whatever turns you on

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:47 pm

The size of me, I'll play Dallas

aclaretinstevenage · Post by **aclaretinstevenage** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:04 pm

True Lies...........just for that Jamie Lee Curtis strip / dancing scene!!

groove · Post by **groove** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:21 pm

I'd be Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:24 pm

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:47 pm
The size of me, I'll play Dallas

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Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:34 pm

I don't chase sheep I leave that to Yawkshire folk.

jackmiggins · Post by **jackmiggins** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:03 pm

I started as Gina Lollobrigida's nipple flicker in 'Solomon and Sheba' (following my World cup Subbuteo win that year). Now oversee 'flicking' on all the majors.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:26 pm

Dean Martin employed you did he?

jackmiggins · Post by **jackmiggins** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:52 pm

No - but I could tell you a few stories!

Kiran123 · Post by **Kiran123** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:06 am

Iron man

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:22 pm

Dumb and dumber both parts

jackmiggins · Post by **jackmiggins** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:35 pm

holycustard wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:22 pm
Dumb and dumber both parts

Quite a few on here could fill those parts.