Jdrobbo’s Koffee Kompany - serving brews on matchdays

[jdrobbo]

That’s right, you will be able to find me and my Koffee Kompany Kart, between the hours of 1 pm and 2:30 pm on matchdays.

I don’t do mochas

I don’t do Frappe’s

I don’t do Flat Whites


I’ll do you a teaspoon of mellow birds in a cardboard cup.

If it’s a cup of tea you’re after, I can offer you a ‘one-dip’ but it’ll at least be made properly. I’ve discussed this at length with Rowls!!!

No biscuits either: you’d be better off buying a Twix inside!

If it’s a success, I will look into offering small Belgian waffles in the 2023/24 season.

Cheers!

[Rowls]

I'll be popping in a cup of Mellow Birds, certainly.

Thank goodness you weren't called Kevin, that's all I'll say.

[jdrobbo]

I'll be popping in a cup of Mellow Birds, certainly.

Thank goodness you weren't called Kevin, that's all I'll say.

Ha

[jdrobbo]

Always, always, always check your abbreviations…

[bfcjg]

Decaffe?

[Guller Bull]

Can I have swirly cream on my birds?

[jedi_master]

I hope your menu is entirely pun based.

I’ll have a John Tea-ry/Steven Teafour (Earl Grey).

[The Enclosure]

Sunstroke?

[jdrobbo]

Can I have swirly cream on my birds?

There’ll be absolutely no inappropriate behaviour at my Kart, thank you very much.

[jdrobbo]

Decaffe?

Yes, but only for games that kick off in the evening

[mikeS]

Cash or card JD?

[jdrobbo]

Cash or card JD?

Hi mate. Cash only but I do accept card…knuckle buster method only though…

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[jdrobbo]

I can now confirm that I have got my hands on a box of Twix.

£0.55

A £300 saving on what you’re charged inside the ground

[ŽižkovClaret]

Little wraps of coffee mate would do a roaring trade in the CFS

[Jellybean]

Little wraps of coffee mate would do a roaring trade in the CFS

Placebo effect so they'll still act like idiots!

[ŽižkovClaret]

Placebo effect so they'll still act like idiots!

Nice cruise for JD though on the profits

[Dougall]

I can now confirm that I have got my hands on a box of Twix.

£0.55

A £300 saving on what you’re charged inside the ground

Far be it from me to suggest that a budding entrepreneur might indulge in (ahem!) misrepresentation of the truth, but a £300 saving?
Should that be 300%?

[Socrates]

That’s right, you will be able to find me and my Koffee Kompany Kart, between the hours of 1 pm and 2:30 pm on matchdays.

KKK?

That’s a bold move.

[jdrobbo]

KKK?

That’s a bold move.

Ah!

[jdrobbo]

Far be it from me to suggest that a budding entrepreneur might indulge in (ahem!) misrepresentation of the truth, but a £300 saving?
Should that be 300%?

No, I'm pretty sure that a Twix cost £300.55 in the Upper Longside last season!!!

[Bosscat]

I hope this isn't Virtual Koffee you are Pedaling JD on your Koffee Kompany Kart

[FCBurnley]

Show us ya Kart

[gawthorpe_view]

Photographs or it didn't happen.

[claptrappers_union]

I've forwarded this thread to Mr Kompany and his legal representatives.

[jdrobbo]

I've forwarded this thread to Mr Kompany and his legal representatives.

He’s getting a cut!!!

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[claptrappers_union]

I'm taking one to Watford, its basically a greasy spoon on wheels, its called Craigs Cafe Cart

[jdrobbo]

I'm taking one to Watford, its basically a greasy spoon on wheels, its called Craigs Cafe Cart

I see what you did there. Very clever

[bfcmik]

Show us ya Kart

Well, it is Mellow Birds so it is almost a virtual coffee. None of the hit and none of the taste

[jdrobbo]

I was perhaps onto something with this over a year ago! Oh for a decent drink at affordable prices… and yes, a mellow birds would probably suffice as long as it came with milk and hot water 🫣

[IanMcL]

Tarts?

[claptrappers_union]

Can I pre-order a Koffee please?

[agreenwood]

When do the schools go back?

[BleedingClaret]

As long as you put the milk in for me I’ll have a cup

[beddie]

Hello JDR. It’s the Club here. Don’t forget if you’re sited anywhere near the ground on matchdays the Club will require 50% of your “takings”.

[Rick_Muller]

do you have a special uniform? white pointy hat perhaps?

[mikeS]

Morning JD
Congratulations on your new venture.
Where will Koffee Kompany be located on Saturday?

[jdrobbo]

When do the schools go back?

Fancy dishing out some pastries, ag?

Schools restart next Monday or Tuesday, in most places. Still time for a few Koffees though.

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

Whereabouts will you be?

[Foshiznik]

I think Bellamy's Beverage Bike could be a way of branching out into the delivery space.