The Real Housewives of Burnley...
The Real Housewives of Burnley...
If a TV program was made starring some ‘posh’ Burnley housewives, I wonder what they’d talk about?
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Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.
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I think there would be a heated discussion on whether they’d prefer to be attacked by 100 bees or one bee that’s a hundred times bigger than the average bee.
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Or swap curry recipes in Daneshouse.
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these posh Burnley housewives... could they have Burnley accents too? That would be the highlight for me
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Count me in!forzagranata wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:59 pmDon't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.
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Count me in!forzagranata wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:59 pmDon't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.
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Sorry for multiple posts!
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I wonder if they’d discuss if Haffner’s meat and potato pies were better than Holland’s?
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I think they might debate the songs at BFC and whether 50+ yr olds should wear Football shirts
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more likely "did you evvor get laid after a night out at Smackwater Jacks"
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Yes they might and no they shouldn't. Mr M keeps trying to smuggle his Hollands Pies number past me. He's not managed to get it past the front door for a few years.
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never heard of Rose Room.... maybe that's where I went wrong
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Sat in Williams Bar "n she g'ate, then I g'ate" with glasses of large barefood rose zinfandel before moving to a booth in illuminati
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One would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)
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Barefood is the knock off version sold in Burnley
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*Shudder*
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Or in SavannahsAlargeClaret wrote: ↑Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:46 amOne would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)
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They'd all be Coke Heads
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Episode 2 will probably be the one in Tesco's, showing Bree, Savannah and Martina shopping whilst still wearing their dressing gowns, pyjama's and slippers
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Episode 3 at the Tattooists, with Kayleigh, Brittany and Mum Tracy getting matching Rose designs to cover up ex-boyfriend's names before driving home past McDonalds in a 14 year old BMW, then sitting out front in their dressing gowns drinking Lambrusco waiting for their Deliveroo to arrive .... from McDonalds !!
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