The Real Housewives of Burnley...

[Mala591]

If a TV program was made starring some ‘posh’ Burnley housewives, I wonder what they’d talk about?

[forzagranata]

Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

[Bordeauxclaret]

I think there would be a heated discussion on whether they’d prefer to be attacked by 100 bees or one bee that’s a hundred times bigger than the average bee.

[Billyblah]

Or swap curry recipes in Daneshouse.

[NRC]

these posh Burnley housewives... could they have Burnley accents too? That would be the highlight for me

[AGENT_CLARET]

If a TV program was made starring some ‘posh’ Burnley housewives, I wonder what they’d talk about?

They would ask each other why do they all have more children than teeth

[JanetM]

Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

Count me in!

[Bosscat]

Count me in!

[JanetM]

Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

Count me in!

[JanetM]

Sorry for multiple posts!

[Bosscat]

Sorry for multiple posts!

Easy done Janet

[Bosscat]

Sorry for multiple posts!

Easy done Janet

[Bosscat]

[JanetM]

[Mala591]

I wonder if they’d discuss if Haffner’s meat and potato pies were better than Holland’s?

[Bosscat]

I think they might debate the songs at BFC and whether 50+ yr olds should wear Football shirts

[NRC]

more likely "did you evvor get laid after a night out at Smackwater Jacks"

[JanetM]

I think they might debate the songs at BFC and whether 50+ yr olds should wear Football shirts

Yes they might and no they shouldn't. Mr M keeps trying to smuggle his Hollands Pies number past me. He's not managed to get it past the front door for a few years.

[JanetM]

I wonder if they’d discuss if Haffner’s meat and potato pies were better than Holland’s?

I'll discuss anything over an over-sized glass of white wine.

[JanetM]

more likely "did you evvor get laid after a night out at Smackwater Jacks"

I'm obviously far too old for this one!

[Bosscat]

I'm obviously far too old for this one!

More Cats Whiskers v Angels huh Janet

[JanetM]

More Cats Whiskers v Angels huh Janet

And Rose Room!

[NRC]

never heard of Rose Room.... maybe that's where I went wrong

[JanetM]

never heard of Rose Room.... maybe that's where I went wrong

Above Cats Whiskers. Only went a few times. Played a lot of soul music, which I never really liked.

[IanMcL]

Easy done Janet

Flirt!

[Clarets4me]

Above Cats Whiskers. Only went a few times. Played a lot of soul music, which I never really liked.

Became Annabella's eventually ... actually had a " chill out " area, way ahead of it's time !

[Loyalclaret]

Sat in Williams Bar "n she g'ate, then I g'ate" with glasses of large barefood rose zinfandel before moving to a booth in illuminati

[The Enclosure]

Barefoot

[AlargeClaret]

One would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)

[Loyalclaret]

Barefoot

Barefood is the knock off version sold in Burnley

[CoolClaret]

*Shudder*

[claretonthecoast1882]

One would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)

Or in Savannahs

[basil6345789]

They'd all be Coke Heads

[Bosscat]

Episode 2 will probably be the one in Tesco's, showing Bree, Savannah and Martina shopping whilst still wearing their dressing gowns, pyjama's and slippers

[Clarets4me]

Episode 3 at the Tattooists, with Kayleigh, Brittany and Mum Tracy getting matching Rose designs to cover up ex-boyfriend's names before driving home past McDonalds in a 14 year old BMW, then sitting out front in their dressing gowns drinking Lambrusco waiting for their Deliveroo to arrive .... from McDonalds !!