Lost season ticket

[ChrisG]

Received this email from my lad's school today (we're not local to East Lancashire either).

My suspicion it that it was 'lost' on purpose after the Ashley Barnes masterclass the other Sunday;

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[dsr]

I was expecting the usual punchline of "someone stole the nail".

Who would have the face to claim it? Are they going to carry in a copy of "Penthouse" to wrap it in?

[Claretitus]

If no one claims it, the whole school will face detention every evening, until someone owns up.

[Bosscat]

I was expecting the usual punchline of "someone stole the nail".

Who would have the face to claim it? Are they going to carry in a copy of "Horse and Hound" to wrap it in?

Have corrected it for you dsr

[ChrisG]

Have corrected it for you dsr

[ChrisG]

Best bit is that the school uniform is claret jumper with a blue polo shirt, so the mysterious ticket owner must be fuming on a daily basis