Daft pictures or jokes

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:19 am

What the hell are they putting in the water?

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AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:47 pm

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:29 pm

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DukeOfBar · Post by **DukeOfBar** » Mon Jun 26, 2023 4:04 pm

Great to see all the ex Watford managers at Eltons final show!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:23 am

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When you have a four bar signal on your phone

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:59 pm

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:15 pm

Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:29 pm
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What am i missing here?

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:18 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:15 pm
What am i missing here?

The joke

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:21 pm

Still not getting it!

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:22 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:21 pm
Still not getting it!

Have you not sat in the away end at Newcastle ... its like watching on an ipad from the bathroom window

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:25 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:26 pm

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nonayclaret · Post by **nonayclaret** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:32 pm

Crikey...this topic is really getting weird...?

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:41 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm
Have you not sat in the away end at Newcastle ... its like watching on an ipad from the bathroom window

Never been there... thank you for explaining.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:15 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:41 pm
Never been there... thank you for explaining.

Well if you've been to Sunderland, it's like that, only exaggerated.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:15 am

timshorts wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:15 pm
Well if you've been to Sunderland, it's like that, only exaggerated.

I've gazed at it from a distance while visiting Northumberland......that's more than enough!

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:54 am

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:15 am
I've gazed at it from a distance while visiting Northumberland......that's more than enough!

If you’ve been in the back of the away end at Anfield you can close the window and pull the blinds down

AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:08 am

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:41 pm
Never been there... thank you for explaining.

Few have as it's a difficult/more time consuming ground to go and watch at. To do it safely you really ought to get there early and spend a night or preferably two in an advanced base-camp about halfway up the staircase to acclimatise to the lower oxygen levels at that altitude.

Claret Toni · Post by **Claret Toni** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:02 pm

If you ever testify in court:

A policeman was being cross-examined by a defence Barrister who was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: "Officer did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do."

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir – we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:26 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:04 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:56 pm

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:26 pm

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mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:47 pm

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

In Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones. And Abu Dhabi do!!!!

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 5:30 pm

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AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:17 am

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Gerry Hattrick · Post by **Gerry Hattrick** » Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:58 pm

oswyclaret · Post by **oswyclaret** » Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:59 pm

Vino blanco wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:32 pm
It was good to see that the early morning, New Years day 1km swim from Dover beach went well today. Out of the 42 participants who took part, 345 returned to the beach safely.

Best yet...wife came running in,to see if I was alright!!!!

eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:11 pm

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eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:41 am

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:53 am

Where did the title thread say "Dad Jokes only".......FFS!

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:57 am

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:58 am

That's as tame as i can get.............

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:16 am

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 12:30 pm

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 2:03 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 2:04 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 08, 2023 2:03 pm
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You posted this on Wednesday Taffy

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 5:09 pm

Brain ain't what it used to be.

eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 10:09 am

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Gerry Hattrick · Post by **Gerry Hattrick** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 4:13 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 5:46 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 5:47 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 5:48 pm

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:00 pm

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:02 am

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:40 am

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