Things you would like to be
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Re: Things you would like to be
Live into my 80s so i can get my pension back what i paid in .
Re: Things you would like to be
alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination
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https://youtu.be/AnCqZXhGTm0
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
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Re: Things you would like to be
Daniel Craig's fingertips
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If you ever get 3 wishes, give yourself 10 minutes before commiting. Noble as it is, I think you might regret wasting a wish on that one.
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Guitarist in fleetwood Mac
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Play for Burnley (sadly missed the grade, well no where near it)
Top music producer (working on it)
Top musician (working on it)
Top music producer (working on it)
Top musician (working on it)
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18 again.
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Your Man.
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Good looking…….
Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her “can’t you do better than him”!
Never got over it……….
Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her “can’t you do better than him”!
Never got over it……….
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She was right though.Jimmymaccer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:27 pmGood looking…….
Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her “can’t you do better than him”!
Never got over it……….
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A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers
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I certainly wouldn't want to be what Prince Charles as was said he'd really really love to be.
I'd like to be is my wife, the luckiest woman in Britain.
I'd like to be is my wife, the luckiest woman in Britain.
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Under the sea, in an Octupus's garden
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I'd like to be Vincent Kompany life must be really sweet being him right now.
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Ah yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.
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Well yeah, obvs not to mention all those Bond girls and Rachel Weissevensteadiereddie wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:53 pmAh yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.
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Yeah, she was!!!!!!
Hope all ok with you folks!
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Behave lad, this isn’t cricket in 2023.
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15 again knowing then, what I know now.