What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

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What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by ecc » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:23 pm

Looking at Jay's locks after Saturday's game he really ought to get to a barber's. And however well you're playing Connor, get that facial fungus sorted.

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:31 pm

Are you a sergeant major?

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by Commy » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:32 pm

I'm sure someone on here said Roberts wasn't going to shave it off unless we lose.
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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by box_of_frogs » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:34 pm

I’d love to take the clippers to Jay’s head. Looks shocking.

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by Bosscat » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:34 pm

Roberts has started Movember a few months early to get a jump on his team-mates 😉

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by NRC » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:35 pm

Roberts is all very WWII fighter pilot, isn't it? That or he's going for the Clarke Gabel look. It might be has one eye on the upcoming Mustache March...

And while I'm at it, I can't speak for the UK military, but here are the US regulations!
- Air Force – Airmen, in particular, may only have mustaches. Beards are only allowed for medical reasons.
- Army – Mustaches are allowed, but may not be bushy. If worn, mustaches must be neatly trimmed.
- Navy – Handlebar mustaches, goatees, and beards aren’t permitted. Mustaches are allowed but must be kept neat and closely trimmed.
- Marine Corps – Mustache may be neatly trimmed and the individual length of a mustache hair fully extended must not exceed 1/2 inch.
- Coast Guard – While in uniform, members must be clean-shaven.

As for Jay, I suspect he's focused on his post-playing career and getting the snowboard and surfboard out....

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by chekhov » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:36 pm

box_of_frogs wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:34 pm
I’d love to take the clippers to Jay’s head. Looks shocking.
Really? He’s got a great head of hair.

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by Vegas Claret » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:47 pm

Connor Roberts tash is doing wonders for morale, you only have to see how players respond to him to see that. He keeps it as long as he wants

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by 4midable » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:49 pm

chekhov wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:36 pm
Really? He’s got a great head of hair.
Its borderline homeless
I dont think hes heard of conditioner
His brothers same. Tell him all time to get a trim

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by DCWat » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:51 pm

Weird obsession on here with player’s hairstyles.

Does it really matter?
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Post by Burnley1989 » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:52 pm

4midable wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:49 pm
Its borderline homeless
:lol:

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by jojomk1 » Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:00 pm

If only i could

Losing my hair and never had anything but bum fluff under my nose

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:08 pm

Roberts is fine. Jay looks a bit silly but who really cares. More important we try and get a centre forwards scoring again as it’s only the wingers at the moment.

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:20 pm

Connor Roberts is moonlighting as Troy Hawke.

https://youtu.be/_1cf8WDE3zQ

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by RVclaret » Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:32 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:47 pm
Connor Roberts tash is doing wonders for morale, you only have to see how players respond to him to see that. He keeps it as long as he wants
He said it’s the winning run tash, basically will shave it when the run comes to an end, so hopefully not for a while!
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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by fatboy47 » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:40 am

Roberts looks like an absolute bounder. A complete cad....expelled from his minor public school for running an illicit card school in the dorm.
Now cruising the old dowagers on the country house weekend party circuit like a slimy lounge-lizard from some or other Wodehouse novella.
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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by PremierLeagueClass » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:49 am

Lot of jealous balding men on this thread :D
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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by NRC » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:10 pm

RVclaret wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:32 pm
He said it’s the winning run tash, basically will shave it when the run comes to an end, so hopefully not for a while!
winning run or not lose? Anyone know if it's shaved?

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by JohnMac » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:14 pm

It could be worse but Kalvin Phillips went to Man City

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by TheOriginalLongsider » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:41 pm

I don’t mind Jay’s hair but he does continually in-bun then bun multiple times during games.

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Re: What will happen first? Jay's haircut or Roberts having a shave?

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:43 pm

I doubt Jay will be getting his hair cut any time soon

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