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When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:50 pm
by The Centre Spot
She's away with her bestie this weekend, just trying to work out what to do with myself.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:55 pm
by jdrobbo
Cross-stitch?

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 8:59 pm
by NewClaret
I always crochet

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:12 pm
by bobinho
Whatever you want, when you want.

Try not to enjoy it too much tho…. Makes going back to the usual a little easier.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:25 pm
by Marney&Mee
Get your specialist magazines down from the loft…

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:26 pm
by Nonayforever
You don't have a long list ..............?

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:37 pm
by SPC&G
Beer, curry, international football, pub, breakfast out sat and sun

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:52 pm
by AmbleClaret
Donner kebab for tea both nights .

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:53 pm
by Chobulous
Don’t bother trying to meet your mates at the Bridge, it’s a beerhuis now. The 7 o’clock start for a couple of pints, then a tour of the town centre, before hitting The Cat’s or Angels is a thing of the past. Best get a Deliveroo, a few bottles of Newcastle, and binge out on Netflix

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:03 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Marney&Mee wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:25 pm
Get your specialist magazines down from the loft…
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Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:04 pm
by 4midable
Blue Bar

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:29 pm
by Burnley1989
Adultworks

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:06 pm
by Tw@
X hamster

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:19 pm
by Elbarad
My wife went out of town last weekend. I ‘accidentally’ sent a text to my good friend and her saying, “wife will be gone tomorrow, hookers and blow tomorrow!”

Her initial reaction was priceless!

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:27 pm
by NewClaret
:lol: :lol:

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:50 pm
by Andreshotboots
Prepare your ballot application .

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:23 am
by rufus lumley
Read the MMT thread from the start to the latest post.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:35 am
by karatekid
Follow her at a safe distance.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:45 am
by Awayfromburnley
"Bestie"

Basically that means she's with Big Bad Barry the Bestie, from Accounts.

Except he's checking bedsheets not spreadsheets this weekend.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:28 am
by Tribesmen
Beer and Sport .............

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:41 am
by Suratclaret
Just enjoy the peace and quiet…these days happen infrequently so make the most of it

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:52 am
by xxmunkyennuixx
Build a house tent, game, watch loads of footy, eat some quality food.

Re: When the wife goes away for the weekend.

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:13 pm
by Vincent'sCap
All hell breaks loose bring it on yahhhoooooo.