The Barnsley Beckenbauer

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The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by ClaretsPadiham » Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:58 pm

The Stockport Iniesta
The Yorkshire Pirlo
The Welsh Cafu
The Bury Beckham

Cringey as f@ck

Can you imagine the Brazilian,Spanish,Italians naming their players after English players who they are nowhere near as good as ? :lol:

The Rio Rooney
The Madrid Moore
The Sassuolo Scholes

Might aswell see the best ones we can come up with using Burnley players past or present :lol:

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Bosscat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:59 pm

The Bratislavan Barnes

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Goobs » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:04 pm

The Philadelphia Philliskirk?

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by cbx750 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:11 pm

The Ginger Pele.
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by TheFamilyCat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm

On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by ClaretsPadiham » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:19 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm
On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.
Your the Burnley Blatherwick

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by equinox » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:37 pm

I usually join in with any old crap going on this board but I've no idea what the criteria is.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by fidelcastro » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:47 pm

Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi? 🤔

He is now! 😁

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by RMutt » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm

The Charlton Charlton.
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:57 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:47 pm
Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi? 🤔

He is now! 😁
I have been trying to get that going :lol:
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by elwaclaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:06 pm

Dutch Cassidy (&the StevieKindon Kid)
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Spijed » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:08 pm

Andy Payton was known as the Padiham Predator.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Iloveyoubrady » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:11 pm

The Burnley Lara is one of the most well known.
No it is not cringey as **** and it’s quite a good laugh having a joke about someone not being good at something…

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Carwin261 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:12 pm

Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Bosscat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:16 pm

Would that make Dychey ... "The Kettering Klopp"

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by ClaretsPadiham » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:16 pm

The Corfu Cullen

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Post by No Ney Never » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:59 pm

The Invincible Kompany

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by welsbyswife » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:06 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm
On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.
The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:10 pm

The Winsford Winstanley, that was about his level.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by fatboy47 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:11 pm

I'm known as the Pennine Parkin to some of my 5 a side colleagues.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by TheFamilyCat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm

welsbyswife wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:06 pm
The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.
Nah, Micky Quinn had an eye for goal.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by dougcollins » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm

RMutt wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm
The Charlton Charlton.
Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by NottsClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:46 pm

Carwin261 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:12 pm
Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.
Unbelievably good now isn’t he? He was always class but he’s added so much to his game.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by chipbutty » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:21 pm

Graham DiBranchio?

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by JellyBaby » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:29 pm

The Crewe Alexander Arnold :oops:

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by timshorts » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:42 pm

Are we still trying to sign the Coventry kane?

And after today, we can probably wave goodbye to the Uxbridge usshole, the kangaroo kourt krook, the brexit buffoon or whatever you want to call him even though we weren't meant to, but he's not a politician now, so it's probably alright.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by CoolClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:46 pm

BeckenBayer > Barnsley Beckenbauer

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by RMutt » Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:00 pm

dougcollins wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm
Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?
Of course, to The Charlatans.
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Foshiznik » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:32 am

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by ClaretinJapan » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:56 am

The Fortuna Tella
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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by Hipper » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:25 am

Nick the Greek.

The scouse Makalele was it?

Uwe.

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by IanMcL » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:28 am

The Padua Predator?

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Re: The Barnsley Beckenbauer

Post by sandy richardson » Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:56 am

Robbie Blake - the Pennine Puskas

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