Everton match thread

[IanMcL]

Another close one for them!

[Murger]

Easiest game Everton will have all season.

[ClaretAL]

So you're happy with not have one single shot on target

I’m happy that we have improved on passing forward. We don’t have our best players fit and add them to the group would make a massive difference. If you look at how we have started giving away more dice Redmond and J B L went off speaks volumes

[Pickles]

Lots of "progression play" ends with us giving the ball away and nearly conceding another.

[fidelcastro]

I'm not so sure about that. Many of our squad have clearly been bought for the future, I'm sure we'll hold on to them.
Anyhow, we won't go down.

I haven't seen anything that says we'll stop up.

[Newcastleclaret93]

Easiest game Everton will have all season.

Literally just sat back and watched us do nothing with the ball and then countered.

Just keeping shape strolling around the pitch.

This is a worse performance than any of our recent ones in my opinion. This just shows how big the gulf is.

Everton have bullied us. Men Vs boys

[alboclaret]

If you read this thread it’s the usual posters slamming the team. The fact this is probably the best progression play we have done all season, it’s not good enough because we are not Real Madrid.

I think your right, but then again, we havnt had a shot on goal...

[IanMcL]

Dozy Roberts. Young shoots. Muroc saves.

[Murger]

How much room did Ashley Young have there?

[CoolClaret]

Foster would have given us more.

I hope he's fit for Palace - because their two lads are quality

[Cirrus_Minor]

3-0

[claretgimmer]

Watching VK`s reaction on the side lines with the fourth official it looks like he`s just woken up to what a crock of **** he spent 100 mill on in summer

[ClaretAL]

I will add Connor Roberts is far worse than Vitinhio for me offers nothing. But I would love to see O’Shea at RB

[Elbarad]

Always bet the over with this squad.

[Boss Hogg]

Had someone slipped some horse tranquilliser in their half time brews?

We’d show more urgency if they had.

[IanMcL]

Shirbumbuggerbugger.

3

[wilks_bfc]

Tightening up at the back. Going for a morale booster by only letting the 2 goals in.

Well that didn’t work

[Darthlaw]

Muric probably had to make his first save in the 91st min.

Says it all about how Everton haven't pushed at all.

[HahaYeah]

Al Dakhil

[fidelcastro]

Ashley Young scores, and he's about 46!

It really is the pits!

[Pickles]

Literally just sat back and watched us do nothing with the ball and then countered.

Just keeping shape strolling around the pitch.

This is a worse performance than any of our recent ones in my opinion. This just shows how big the gulf is.

Everton have bullied us. Men Vs boys

And once again, an opposition has had to do next to nothing to not only beat us but batter us.

[RHansburyEsq]

Shouldn’t be surprised but defensively terrible again I’m afraid.

[ksrclaret]

Serious question:

What does VK say to his players at half time this season? Lost count of the number of times we've come out looking like a car crash.

[Newcastleclaret93]

**** easy again

[Darthlaw]

AAD is in stinking form.

[Pickles]

Good progression play from Everton...

[burnleymik]

You have to be kidding. How the hell is VK going to get to grips with this?

[whiffa]

The sooner we bench AAD and make him fight for his place the better.

[Vincent'sCap]

Muric is shite
Thank **** Trafford will be back Saturday

[Murger]

What a shambles.

[spt_claret]

Serious question:

What does VK say to his players at half time this season? Lost count of the number of times we've come out looking like a car crash.

Probably reprises his viral bollocking at Anderlecht in increasingly desperate tones.
What the **** has happened to us this season.

[TheOriginalLongsider]

Just depressing how easily we let so many in

[jedi_master]

Team has no heart at all.

Very hard to feel any connection with this squad, too many going through the motions. You can accept us being **** (begrudgingly) but I just don’t get a feeling of them hurting like we are from this.

Polar opposite from last season.

[KRBFC]

Literally just sat back and watched us do nothing with the ball and then countered.

Just keeping shape strolling around the pitch.

This is a worse performance than any of our recent ones in my opinion. This just shows how big the gulf is.

Everton have bullied us. Men Vs boys

You said Everton had 5 subs minimum that walk into our starting 11, now you’re complaining, make your mind up.

[Newcastleclaret93]

And once again, an opposition has had to do next to nothing to not only beat us but batter us.

Yep Dyche has probably never had an easier game to manage in his career.

Even when we won games 3-0 under Dyche we at least had to face an attack.

This is embarrassing

[Pommieclaret]

Square pegs , round holes!!!

[Boydesque]

It’s woeful
Everton are a poor team
We can’t even control the ball
There’s only one person to blame Vincent
We re shocking

[AGENT_CLARET]

I’m happy that we have improved on passing forward. We don’t have our best players fit and add them to the group would make a massive difference. If you look at how we have started giving away more dice Redmond and J B L went off speaks volumes

[IanMcL]

All over

[Spiral]

Kinda embarrassing when the most clichéd of Dyche signings goes and scores against you. The point of those signings is that they're banter donkeys, not footballers.

[BigGaz]

I know I’m saying nothing new here but again we see that we’re neither hard to beat nor a gung-ho attacking side. We don’t get bodies in the box, we’re reticent to cross, there seems to be a real lack of movement, there’s rarely an incisive pass, our wingers run down blind allies and either give it away or have to go back, and we don’t look like we’re trying to dominate possession like we did last season.

I am not sure at all what the game plan is. Can anyone with a tactical brain tell me what it is we’re at least attempting to do as I feel I’m missing something. There has to be something he’s attempting to do. (Serious question/answer)

[Newcastleclaret93]

First shot on goal in the 91st min.

Well done lads

[claret2018]

Remember when people were on about top half finishes pre season

[Superjohnnyfrancis]

The defence really are a shambles and our manager was one of the best centre backs. Baffling .

[claretgimmer]

I`d dock the wages of the lot of em, shambolic, pedestrian, predictable crap

[Rick_Muller]

Not unless they start getting some shots in, they wouldn't

Fair comment.

[BurnleyFC]

Absolutely garbage. Again.

I honestly don’t think we can stop the rot.

[Buxtonclaret]

Going going to be a long season.

[CoolClaret]

Remember when people were on about top half finishes pre season

I think we’d be pushing mid table if we kept the team from last year and added a bit of steel.

But no we decided to run before we could walk.

Horrific

[Carwin261]

Agreed

Have you missed the 2nd half ,after Tresor and Redmond had decent first halves they’ve been absolutely dire in the 2nd half.