The Pearly Gates today

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The Pearly Gates today

Post by Burnley Ace » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:40 pm

There’s Stick Vicky, Jimmy Corkhill, Shane McGowen and Kissinger outside the Pearly Gates and St Peter says……..

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by daveisaclaret » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:49 pm

Don't worry if you're chilly Mr Kissinger, it won't be for long

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Clive 1960 » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:53 pm

Also Alistair Darling RIP.

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Clovius Boofus » Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:58 pm

daveisaclaret wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:49 pm
Don't worry if you're chilly Mr Kissinger, it won't be for long
From Christopher Hitchens’ book, The Trial of Henry Kissinger

In the Sistine Chapel, Gore Vidal once came upon Henry Kissinger “gazing thoughtfully” at the Hell section of Michelangelo’s Last Judgment. “Look,” said Vidal to a friend, “he’s apartment hunting.”

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Hipper » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:38 pm

When Bing Crosby died Bob Hope, who apparently sometimes joked about Crosby's meanness with money, said that Bing knew he was going soon as he'd seen him go into a shop and buying an asbestos suitcase.

I liked this joke as it's funny on many levels.

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Rick_Muller » Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:29 pm

Stopped taking bets on Christmas number one…

Shane McGowan has passed away this afternoon too

RIP Shane, one of my all time favourite Christmas songs will again be tinged with sadness

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by LoveCurryPies » Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:31 pm

You can add the great classic photographer Elliot Erwitt.

If you’ve not heard him, I suggest having a Quick Look on Google.

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:41 am

daveisaclaret wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:49 pm
Don't worry if you're chilly Mr Kissinger, it won't be for long
Wow 🤩

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:23 am

Frances Sternhagen, US actor, at 93 she had a good innings.

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Taffy on the wing » Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:41 pm

daveisaclaret wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:49 pm
Don't worry if you're chilly Mr Kissinger, it won't be for long
Skullfcuker........may he burn in Hell!

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by Aclaret » Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:02 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:41 pm
Skullfcuker........may he burn in Hell!
Not really clued up on the history of Mr Kissenger but, wasn't he responsible for millions of deaths in Vietnam and for also receiving the Nobel Peace Prize !

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Re: The Pearly Gates today

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:16 pm

Aclaret wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:02 pm
Not really clued up on the history of Mr Kissenger but, wasn't he responsible for millions of deaths in Vietnam and for also receiving the Nobel Peace Prize !
Helped overthrow a democrat in Chile to put General Pinochet in, backed the Argentine Junta. Had the CIA scurrying all over Central and South American politics.

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