Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

[Ampth7]

Wasn’t there an advertisement on the Bob Lord stand for ‘BJ scaffolding…..for the perfect erection’

Oh dear God, please let that be a thing!

[Swizzlestick]

Oh dear God, please let that be a thing!

It was CWR Scaffolding!

But yeah, that was there for a while.

[Swizzlestick]

I did like the Chipsy Kings chippy in Edinburgh.

[Tricky Trevor]

Back in the 70’s Stuart Hall opened a travel shop in Haslingden, above the door:
Stuart Hall International Travel.

[Hipper]

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[Hipper]

There was a house moving company called Tooth Removals.

[ColneMonkey]

When my office was over Preston way, I recall seeing a hairdresser in Bamber Bridge called ‘Blonds on Top’.


Sadly it’s now closed, but I just found the name hilarious.

[BacupClaret]

There's a tanning salon in Lytham St Anne's called St Tanz!

[ClaretTony]

Wasn’t there an advertisement on the Bob Lord stand for ‘BJ scaffolding…..for the perfect erection’

Was there for years - Pace had it removed

[dougcollins]

The Batter of Bosworth - a chippy in Market Bosworth.

Not a pun, but that Turkish place in Market Bosworth is good.

Didn't reckon much to the chippy.

[Woonderbah]

There's 2 cleaning companies..
Spruce Springclean
Spandau Valet

[Tw@]

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Seen in Oldham a few years ago

[JellyBaby]

Not exactly a name but still makes me laugh!

[CaptJohn]

I recall a firm of solicitors called "Wright, Hassle & Co."

[Big Vinny K]

Was there for years - Pace had it removed

One of many loyal sponsors who were treated very poorly by the new owners.
This particular company put a lot of money into the club over many many years. They only did it because they supported the club - they never got any business from the advert itself.

[evensteadiereddie]

No happy ending then?

[strayclaret]

Not exactly a business, but I used to do the payroll for Leeds Maternity unit and there was a midwife called Orange the next one on the list was called Peel.
You couldn’t make it up

[what_no_pies]

F**k the Mags I think

Lol. Living in Newcastle i've always known it as F the Maccams. I might have just jumped to the wrong conclusion there mind.

[Hipper]

Emma Peel of the Avengers was apparently M Appeal which equals Man Appeal.

New Musical Express - NME - Enemy.

[mdd2]

Two patients in hospital in beds next to each other
Mr Bird and Mr Seed

[FCBurnley]

Norfolk and Goode. Football Management Company in Blackburn

[timshorts]

... based in Battle, West Sussex too

Not quite. It's east sussex. We also have a drain emptying business with "passionate about poo" tag on the back of their drain cleaner trucks, but that's not a pun, I suppose.

[morpheus2]

The sign post on the M66 "Burnley Bury Blackburn"

[morpheus2]

' That Oirish discount store - Whale Oil Beef Hooked'

[Mark the Claret]

There is an area of Bradford called Idle, and I always laughed when I passed Idle Working Mans Club.