Incredibly “ The Fat Lady “ still can’t gain entry !

[AlargeClaret]

Remarkable though it may seem , technically we’ve still got a low /moderate chance of staying up ,with 18pts to play for and a true 6 ptr last game of season . BHA at home next up, Sheff Utd after that .

We don’t deserve it ,but here we are with the aforementioned Fat Lady being refused admission next week . While this is gonna cause some minor chaos for other large ladies , it’s not over until she sings .

[Sheedyclaret]

Mite aswell rev the fat bint up 4 wins in 32 it’s all but over

[fidelcastro]

She's certainly clearing her throat.

[Vegas Claret]

we aren't getting a fat lady

[AlargeClaret]

She’s evidently been in training camp since Xmas , throat oiled , outfit chosen , ready supply of high calorie, high carb comestibles . However she cannot be granted entry until at least May 4th.

[brexit]

we need madge

[ElectroClaret]

Don't need ladies to tell us what's what, obese or not.
We haven't got a cat in hells chance of staying up.

We all know it.

[JR1882]

Was she formerly known as the most beautiful girl in town? Prior to her weight gain?

[LincsWoldsClaret]

ALC is right the Great Escape is still on.
It would require a radical approach - playing players in their best positions and other obscure tactics - but it could be done.
Let’s hope VK goes for it rather than playing players for resale purposes

[dsr]

We don’t deserve it ,but here we are with the aforementioned Fat Lady being refused admission next week . While this is gonna cause some minor chaos for other large ladies , it’s not over until she sings .

The only reason she won't be singing is if they're still searching her bag. Maybe they're doing a full pat-down body search and it is taking some time.

[AlargeClaret]

Alas it appears she’s purchased a ticket for the Newcastle game and was described as “ bubbly and looking forward to performing “…