Pet hates in Football
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Pet hates in Football
There has been far too much positivety and excitement over the last few days so we need some balance. What is your biggest peeve about the game or the authorities that run it. I'll start:-
Players stopping in mid run after a tug of the shirt, i.e reffing the game themselves as the referee almost always gives a free kick.
Players stopping in mid run after a tug of the shirt, i.e reffing the game themselves as the referee almost always gives a free kick.
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Modern day football fans. The ones who have a dig at half/half scarve buyers, foreigners getting tickets, ones who have a pop at modern stadiums etc etc
It’s all “Look at me I’m a proper fan”.
It’s all “Look at me I’m a proper fan”.
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Teams that insist on playing a certain way regardless of the situation.
See Ajax last night for more details.
See Ajax last night for more details.
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Both teams walking out together and the shaking hands ******** before every game
People over the age of about 12 asking players for their shirt on bits of cardboard
People filming parts of the match instead of just enjoying it
People over the age of about 12 asking players for their shirt on bits of cardboard
People filming parts of the match instead of just enjoying it
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Falling over like you’ve been shot after the slightest, if any, contact.
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Cheating is disgraceful in our game ie. Patrick Bamford.
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1. A player showing the imaginary card to the referee - they should be booked themselves, for doing that.
2. A playing rolling over 17 times, to make the challenge seem worse than it actually is.
2. A playing rolling over 17 times, to make the challenge seem worse than it actually is.
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I'm sure players waving imaginary cards at the ref was, some years ago, deemed a bookable offence, but I think they've now backed off, which I agree Frank, is a shame.
Players and managers talking behind their hands.
Players and managers talking behind their hands.
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Ironic 'handball!' shouts for the next five minutes after the opposition have an appeal turned down. Makes my teeth itch does that.
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Nearly everything about it nowadays ( bar the Clarets)
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Players choosing their preferred name on the back of their shirt as opposed to what everybody calls them. Obvious offenders being Javier Hernandez (Chicarito), Dele Alli (Dele) and Alexis Sanchez (Alexis).
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Pundits saying things like:-
"you've seen 'em given"
"play football the right way"
Give your opinion. Was it is a red/pen/foul? As long as football is played within the laws of the game it is still football. If we all thought the proper way was to pass sideways 100 times then lay it off to the best player to try doing something magical, the game would be extremely dull.
"you've seen 'em given"
"play football the right way"
Give your opinion. Was it is a red/pen/foul? As long as football is played within the laws of the game it is still football. If we all thought the proper way was to pass sideways 100 times then lay it off to the best player to try doing something magical, the game would be extremely dull.
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The West Ham song and the Liverpool song.
The Liverpool love in all ****ing day on the radio yesterday, whereas today it seems to be about how much better their comeback was than that of Spurs rather than a Spurs love in (which would have been pretty sickening too).
The FA Leagues Committee and their seeming intransigence in moving clubs from league to league without consideration for what the financial consequences are.
Lots of cheating in various forms, which seems to be getting worse (except, maybe at Brighton, who cheat less now than they used to, but that seems to be down to a change in personnel up front).
Not being able to just go to a ground and get a ticket there and then, which, I suppose comes with not being sh7t anymore, so it's sort of tolerable.
The Liverpool love in all ****ing day on the radio yesterday, whereas today it seems to be about how much better their comeback was than that of Spurs rather than a Spurs love in (which would have been pretty sickening too).
The FA Leagues Committee and their seeming intransigence in moving clubs from league to league without consideration for what the financial consequences are.
Lots of cheating in various forms, which seems to be getting worse (except, maybe at Brighton, who cheat less now than they used to, but that seems to be down to a change in personnel up front).
Not being able to just go to a ground and get a ticket there and then, which, I suppose comes with not being sh7t anymore, so it's sort of tolerable.
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The stupidity of Pundits and the BBC/Sky deciding what football fans are interested in
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The over-intellectualisation of the game in general
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Sh!t-weasels with dual Club affiliations based solely on being a Glory Hunter when they were a kid.
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Modern advertising hoardings. Have you noticed, they are getting bigger, brighter and even more distracting.
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Commentators that have 'witty' quips and lines prepared for when a team or a certain individual scores. Clive Tyldsley is the grandaddy of this but he's not a patch on Peter Drury, who is absolutely insufferable for it.
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Wanky goal celebrations
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Absolutely this. If I am unable to be home for the 5:30pm kick off on a saturday, I have the unfortunate experience of listening to Sam Matterface on Talksport who literally only speaks in puns and cliches.4:20 wrote:Commentators that have 'witty' quips and lines prepared for when a team or a certain individual scores. Clive Tyldsley is the grandaddy of this but he's not a patch on Peter Drury, who is absolutely insufferable for it.
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Which have clearly been rehearsed on the training pitch!!!!4:20 wrote:Wanky goal celebrations
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Yup. Your parent's/grandparent's team, or the closest to where you grew up. Them's the rulesLord Beamish wrote:Sh!t-weasels with dual Club affiliations based solely on being a Glory Hunter when they were a kid.
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My uncle on my dad's side, is a london born Burnley fan. No links whatsoever to the club or town. Only reason was because in the early 60s his dad and brother supported spurs and he didn't want to be the same so picked the second best team!ZizkovClaret wrote:Yup. Your parent's/grandparent's team, or the closest to where you grew up. Them's the rules
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Actually took him to Turf Moor for his first game about 10 years ago.
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Referring to a club's preferred tactics as its 'philosophy'
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Can we add 'sucking thumbs' just because you've had a sprog. That's rather annoying.
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Endless discussions about tactics and analysis. Just enjoy the game. Podcasts, FanTV, vlogs, twitter - is anyone really interested?
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Not being able to appeal a red card that was given for two yellows. Even though one of the yellow cards was so obviously wrong.
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Add to that, just being able to appeal a yellow, or not taking retrospective action against a serious offence just because the referee wrongly only gave a yellow at the time.Tricky Trevor wrote:Not being able to appeal a red card that was given for two yellows. Even though one of the yellow cards was so obviously wrong.
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Pretty much everything these days, all listed above... if it wasn't for Burnley, I could easily bin it.
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Live TV coverage that cannot wait for an appropriate time to show a replay of something and all you hear in the background is the live crowd going nuts at something for a good five seconds or so and the camera shot cuts back to live and Burnley have a free kick 40 yards from goal.
Also when the camera cuts to a close up of someone on the run or wing or something, coz it's hollywood, and you've got no idea who's in space or anything anymore in the absent wider shot because the director wants to make the coverage action packed and sexy.
When FIFA persistently cut to a fit bird in the crowd during the World Cup coverage. I'm not a prude or owt nor do I give a monkeys about objectification, but it does get a bit creepy after a bit and makes me roll my eyes at the desperation.
Also when the camera cuts to a close up of someone on the run or wing or something, coz it's hollywood, and you've got no idea who's in space or anything anymore in the absent wider shot because the director wants to make the coverage action packed and sexy.
When FIFA persistently cut to a fit bird in the crowd during the World Cup coverage. I'm not a prude or owt nor do I give a monkeys about objectification, but it does get a bit creepy after a bit and makes me roll my eyes at the desperation.
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Every single radio/tv pundit with no exceptions.
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Oh, and isn't it nice to be able to get to 34 posts without the thread being spoiled by the usual?
Having the word "football" in the thread title has gotta help eh?
Having the word "football" in the thread title has gotta help eh?
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Transfer fees, players wages and agents
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Players surrounding the referee attempting to influence a decision should be banned. Only the team captain or his designate (assistant captain) should be allowed to speak to the ref.
Oh, and ‘simulation’, but that goes without saying.
Oh, and ‘simulation’, but that goes without saying.
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Coaches not smoking in the dugout.
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Cats on the pitch
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The group stages format in both Euro competitions. This past week has shown how amazing and exhilarating knock-out football is.
Semi finals at Wembley.
Diving only being punished when they successfully con a match official. Why not punish all diving?
The emergence of shouty shouty pundits such as Chris Sutton and Robbie Savage.
The phrases "anti-football" and "Brexit FC"
Semi finals at Wembley.
Diving only being punished when they successfully con a match official. Why not punish all diving?
The emergence of shouty shouty pundits such as Chris Sutton and Robbie Savage.
The phrases "anti-football" and "Brexit FC"
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Pundits saying "he's entitled to go down".
Players who go down and grab the ball, should be booked for handball unless the ref had already blown for the free kick.
Players who go down and grab the ball, should be booked for handball unless the ref had already blown for the free kick.
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Sunderland FC ... Black CatsJimMcDonald wrote:Cats on the pitch
Millwall ... Lions
Chelsea ... Lions
England ... 3 Lions
England Ladies Team ... Lionesses
To name but 5 (Cat related Teams)
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The sound of camera shutters going off being picked up by microphones behind the goal. I've heard it quite a bit this season but non more so than in the two semi's this week, every time the ball was in the box 'click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click' it does your head in when you notice it.
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Our club’s ridiculous over-promotion of gambling companies...especially on days associated with raising mental health awareness and with the Samaritans.
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Got to be Danny bakers own goal....what a cock.
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Not being able to make contact in the box
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Metres being stolen at throw-ins.
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The phrase, "there was contact", by pundits.
What has contact, in a contact sport, got to do with anything?
If there is is deliberate force, fine.
What has contact, in a contact sport, got to do with anything?
If there is is deliberate force, fine.
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Hull.Bosscat wrote:Sunderland FC ... Black Cats
Millwall ... Lions
Chelsea ... Lions
England ... 3 Lions
England Ladies Team ... Lionesses
To name but 5 (Cat related Teams)
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"unplayable!" - it actually means something else
"you've got your gerrards, your rooneys, your welbecks..." There's more than one of each player?!
Players grabbing the ball when they go down. If the whistle hasn't gone, it should be a yellow card for deliberate handball.
"you've got your gerrards, your rooneys, your welbecks..." There's more than one of each player?!
Players grabbing the ball when they go down. If the whistle hasn't gone, it should be a yellow card for deliberate handball.
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