Anal Fissure
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Anal Fissure
Anyone ever had one? A bit personal I know but the pain associated with anal Fissure is immense. Quite common just wondered if anyone else has suffered with this?
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The phrases pain in the arse and walking the floors have taken on a whole new meaning.
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You need the suppositories with the pain killer in them but you can only get them on prescription, so a trip to the docs I'm afraid
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And be prepared for an examination
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Already been. Seen Colorectal Team but healing is a slow process 4 to 6 weeks and needs managing carefully whilst healing so it doesn't tear again. GTN paste/ointment to control muscle spasms which cause the pain. Cheers.
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If not sorted in 8 weeks scope. Oh dear.
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I think this is possibly the best thread title I’ve seen! As someone who has suffered with the old Rockfords you have my sympathy. It’s demoralising! Hope the recovery goes well.
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Get well soon so that i can make fun of this topic.
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Cheers Pearcey. No word of a lie the absolute worst pain I've ever felt. I'm female by the way and gave birth to two children with only gas and air. I feel like I've been in labour for the past two weeks. Walking round the house like a wounded animal! Muscle spasms both. Very painful and very debilitating.
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Ha ha I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy Turtle not even you!Imploding Turtle wrote:Get well soon so that i can make fun of this topic.
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If it persists you could end up by having an anal stretch ( yes it is as painful as it sounds) so be careful
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Sounds a nightmare. Keep your head up if you can. You’ll be Dyche fit before you know it.
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Apparently GTN works for 70% of fissures but like I said needs careful management. Surgery involves cutting into the sphincter muscle to alleviate spasms but as for the fissure itself that has to heal on it's own. Hello Fybogel!
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enemy or emema?Healeywoodclaret wrote:Ha ha I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy Turtle not even you!
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I thought it was a misspelling of a player we were after.
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Opening this thread has just put me off my lunch.
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I hope your doc gets to the bottom of the problem.
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Don't touch and don't go ?Pearcey wrote:Sounds a nightmare. Keep your head up if you can. You’ll be Dyche fit before you know it.
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Great name for a death metal or grindcore band.
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I wouldn’t google image ‘anal fistula’ if I were you. Especially if your lunch has peri peri mayonnaise on itBlackrod wrote:Opening this thread has just put me off my lunch.
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Do you mean enema you plonker?!kaptin1 wrote:enemy or emema?
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Bugger I thought we'd signed a hot shot Albanian striker.
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Pretty sure this is what my wife suffered with. She had 2 bouts of surgery to sort it out and the pain she endured was heartbreaking to watch. Fingers crossed it is 3 years since the second operation and so far it seems to have worked.
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So you're saying it no longer herts?Herts Clarets wrote:Pretty sure this is what my wife suffered with. She had 2 bouts of surgery to sort it out and the pain she endured was heartbreaking to watch. Fingers crossed it is 3 years since the second operation and so far it seems to have worked.
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It's an alimentary mistake that anybody could make.Healeywoodclaret wrote:Do you mean enema you plonker?!
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Glad to hear she is okay now. When you are in a world of pain you can't see any end to it. You can't sleep either because of the pain. So thanks for sharing your thoughts. Once you've experienced this I doubt you'd ever forget it and be very cautious forever more.Herts Clarets wrote:Pretty sure this is what my wife suffered with. She had 2 bouts of surgery to sort it out and the pain she endured was heartbreaking to watch. Fingers crossed it is 3 years since the second operation and so far it seems to have worked.
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You have no idea the self control required not to take advantage of the numerous potential gags with this thread.
But it sounds absolutely awful, so hopefully you will get better asap.
But it sounds absolutely awful, so hopefully you will get better asap.
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It is said that Auden wrote this about his own Anal Fissure. Enjoy.
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Well found, LB.
He had a wry sense of humour, I'll give him that.
He had a wry sense of humour, I'll give him that.
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Always wanted to try this with the missus.
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Next on my list after Cheddar Gorge.
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Bet your hubby was pleased with himself though.... boasting to his all workmatesHealeywoodclaret wrote:Cheers Pearcey. No word of a lie the absolute worst pain I've ever felt. I'm female by the way and gave birth to two children with only gas and air. I feel like I've been in labour for the past two weeks. Walking round the house like a wounded animal! Muscle spasms both. Very painful and very debilitating.
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ripped her a new one, literally.
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I know your pain! I have suffered with all sorts in the nether regions as complications of my Colitis. The perianal abscess was fun...! I dont have any advise apart from trust the doctors and nurses, surgery may be the only way to reduce/remove the pain.Healeywoodclaret wrote:Anyone ever had one? A bit personal I know but the pain associated with anal Fissure is immense. Quite common just wondered if anyone else has suffered with this?
If it's any consolation I am going for the film crew up the shoot on the 29th for my regular check up (joy!) - it always surprises me how much length they can manage to insert up there...
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‘The Lords Stretch’ awaits
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Lube is your friend
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He reckons the sex noises floating out of our bathroom window have done his Street Cred no harm at all!Cleveleys_claret wrote:Bet your hubby was pleased with himself though.... boasting to his all workmates
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It's really hard to find any humour in it Lancs. If you've never experienced rectal pain and I hope you never do, boy it's excruciatingly painful. The only other pain I have experienced like it is labour pain. Both are muscle spasm so it figures.Lancasterclaret wrote:You have no idea the self control required not to take advantage of the numerous potential gags with this thread.
But it sounds absolutely awful, so hopefully you will get better asap.
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That's a lot of information Rick! I'm hoping to avoid the scope with careful management. If I come out the other side it is not something I will forget in a hurry. Needless to say I have been signed off because for the first six hours or so of the day I can't even think straight the pain is so bad. I'm spending much of that time in the labouring delivery position!Rick_Muller wrote:I know your pain! I have suffered with all sorts in the nether regions as complications of my Colitis. The perianal abscess was fun...! I dont have any advise apart from trust the doctors and nurses, surgery may be the only way to reduce/remove the pain.
If it's any consolation I am going for the film crew up the shoot on the 29th for my regular check up (joy!) - it always surprises me how much length they can manage to insert up there...
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I thought you were on about a new death metal band.
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Was your hubby hoping to come out the other side?Healeywoodclaret wrote:That's a lot of information Rick! I'm hoping to avoid the scope with careful management. If I come out the other side it is not something I will forget in a hurry. Needless to say I have been signed off because for the first six hours or so of the day I can't even think straight the pain is so bad. I'm spending much of that time in the labouring delivery position!
Sorry but there is just so much material!!!!
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I’ve seen a few ops on them and Jesus it looks painful.
Hope you get it sorted
Hope you get it sorted
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A few years ago Mr. spades had to have an operation for haemorrhoids. When he came round the surgeon told him he had 'mended' a fissure while he was at it. He told Mr. spades that the first few times he had an evacuation it would be like passing hedgehogs. Strangely, this didn't happen. Mr. spades said it was more like passing a cuddly toy.
Perhaps he was just lucky or perhaps the surgeon was very good at his job but he has had no trouble since.
Perhaps he was just lucky or perhaps the surgeon was very good at his job but he has had no trouble since.
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No, but I once knew an Alan Fisher and he was a pain in the arse too.Healeywoodclaret wrote:Anyone ever had one?
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The op involves cutting into the sphincter muscle to control the spasms. Surgically I don't think there's a lot they can do for a fissure unless it is big enough to require a stitch. Fissures have to heal themselves and the only way that can happen us if the spasms are under control. It's certainly been a learning curve and very difficult to manage. Thanks for your good wishes.Inchy wrote:I’ve seen a few ops on them and Jesus it looks painful.
Hope you get it sorted
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Surgery involves cutting into the sphincter muscle to control the spasms. Surgically there's not a lot they can do for fissures unless it's so big it requires a Stitch. Generally they have to heal by themselves and that can only happen if the spasms are controlled. The GTN widens the blood vessels allowing the fissure to heal. It's certainly been a learning curve. Thanks for your good wishes. Pain is very humbling!Inchy wrote:I’ve seen a few ops on them and Jesus it looks painful.
Hope you get it sorted
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I always wondered exactly where the Northwest Passage was......
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Best avoid anal sex for a bit.Healeywoodclaret wrote:Anyone ever had one? A bit personal I know but the pain associated with anal Fissure is immense. Quite common just wondered if anyone else has suffered with this?