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Joe Linton...

Post by Marney&Mee » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:31 pm

with a name like that, if he's Brazilian, I'm a monkey's uncle...

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Post by Quickenthetempo » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:33 pm

Marney&Mee wrote:with a name like that, if he's Brazilian, I'm a monkey's uncle...
Does he sell mint balls?

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Re: Joe Linton...

Post by Bosscat » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:35 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Does he sell mint balls?
No but his uncle did :D

Its Joelinton all one word

Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira

Cost a fortune to put that lot on a shirt :lol: :lol:

My m8 (a toon fan) is going ballistic at 40 Million on a 22 year old Brazilian....

Years ........ Team .. ... .... ...Apps... (Gls)
2014–2015. Sport Recife........12.... ...(3)
2015–2019 ..Hoffenheim........29... .....(7)
2016–2018 Rapid Wien (loan)60.. .....(15)

It has Disaster (or brilliance) written all over it

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 3968388052" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Joe Linton...

Post by elwaclaret » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:54 pm

Didn’t Dolly Parton have an affair with him once?
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Post by kaptin1 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:28 pm

Bosscat wrote:No but his uncle did :D

Its Joelinton all one word

Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira

Cost a fortune to put that lot on a shirt :lol: :lol:

My m8 (a toon fan) is going ballistic at 40 Million on a 22 year old Brazilian....

Years ........ Team .. ... .... ...Apps... (Gls)
2014–2015. Sport Recife........12.... ...(3)
2015–2019 ..Hoffenheim........29... .....(7)
2016–2018 Rapid Wien (loan)60.. .....(15)

It has Disaster (or brilliance) written all over it

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 3968388052" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It's Newcastle, so I'm going disaster (although he'll no doubt score is one and only goal of the season against us!)
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Re: Joe Linton...

Post by MT03ALG » Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:48 pm

My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....

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Re: Joe Linton...

Post by bobinho » Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:00 pm

elwaclaret wrote:Didn’t Dolly Parton have an affair with him once?
No. Dolly was going out with this geezer, and joelinton decided she wanted some of him. Trollope. Dolly was SO upset about it.

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Post by rob63 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:50 pm

MT03ALG wrote:My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....

Eventually?

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Post by tiger76 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:01 pm

MT03ALG wrote:My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....
Hmm! he cost over 40 times what Ash Barnes did and he'll score 3 more PL goals then Ash managed last season,i don't regard that as value for money.

And that's assuming he adjusts to the demands of PL footy,not every Brazilian is a world beater.

Remember these big money signings https://thefootballfaithful.com/worst-b ... e-history/

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Re: Joe Linton...

Post by MT03ALG » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:33 am

Interesting read about the failed Brazilians. However, my German friend knows his football so I will defer judgement until at least the end of the season....

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